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(Some Guy)   White House Coronavirus Task Force gets the band back together to hold another briefing after breaking up weeks ago   (jwp.io) divider line
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773 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jun 2020 at 12:43 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-26 12:43:50 PM  
Cool
 
2020-06-26 12:43:54 PM  
Fast forward to the Q & "A"
 
2020-06-26 12:44:30 PM  
Anybody worried about Pence winning the election if Trump was removed/quit?

Please watch this liar lie.  You can tell that he doesn't even believe his own lies.
 
2020-06-26 12:44:37 PM  
well Texas is currently breaking down so I'm assuming this is to announce the ending of funding for testing in Texas.
 
2020-06-26 12:45:16 PM  
All I see & hear, so far, is Pence lying his ass off about how they "flattened the curve."
 
2020-06-26 12:45:18 PM  

gregz18: Anybody worried about Pence winning the election if Trump was removed/quit?

Please watch this liar lie.  You can tell that he doesn't even believe his own lies.


No, he doesn't have anything close to the cult following that Trump has
 
2020-06-26 12:45:55 PM  
Omg seriously, like i really missed the scarf woman's 70 year old vocal fry.
 
2020-06-26 12:46:00 PM  
Call me when something other than pure bullshiat, unadulterated by truth or reality, stops flowing from the mouths of the morons at the mic.
 
2020-06-26 12:46:14 PM  
How does the veep do it with a straight face?
Perhaps he only has a straight face.
 
2020-06-26 12:46:18 PM  
*starts flowing
 
2020-06-26 12:47:14 PM  
I'd like to know what color the sky is in his world.

(I know, it's orange.)
 
2020-06-26 12:47:16 PM  
UGH!  I have a meeting!!  Now I can't not watch because I hate him but because I have a reason. farkshiatdamnhell.
 
2020-06-26 12:47:37 PM  

FormlessOne: All I see & hear, so far, is Pence lying his ass off about how they "flattened the curve."


well... eventually the initial hotspots did flatten the curve... then there was a red state hold my beer moment..
 
2020-06-26 12:48:29 PM  

CrosswordWithAPen: How does the veep do it with a straight face?
Perhaps he only has a straight face.


Only face Mother will allow. Straight? Lol.
 
2020-06-26 12:48:35 PM  
Die for GDP citizen.
 
2020-06-26 12:48:35 PM  
They're going to reopen over our dead bodies. They're not interested in saving lives - they're protecting the money.
 
2020-06-26 12:48:36 PM  
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With no real timeline here, I fully expect 250k dead by the election.

also

"We flattened the curve, we saved lives"

-The did not, in fact, flatten the curve
-Also, lives were not saved
Ron Howard voice
 
2020-06-26 12:48:41 PM  

FormlessOne: All I see & hear, so far, is Pence lying his ass off about how they "flattened the curve."


God, he took Trevor's tweet at face value

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2020-06-26 12:48:44 PM  

CrosswordWithAPen: How does the veep do it with a straight face?
Perhaps he only has a straight face.


He knows full well he will be on the republican ticket in 2024, that's how.
 
2020-06-26 12:48:55 PM  
Trump is good, Trump is great. The virus continues to procreate!

Plan? We don't need a stinking plan!
 
2020-06-26 12:48:56 PM  
Ugh!  new thread already?  LOL
 
2020-06-26 12:49:04 PM  

FormlessOne: All I see & hear, so far, is Pence lying his ass off about how they "flattened the curve."


We wanted to save lives at first but now we want to kill them by opening up.
 
2020-06-26 12:49:22 PM  
"Oh, I'm farked."
 
2020-06-26 12:49:23 PM  
Fauci looks exhausted.
 
2020-06-26 12:49:31 PM  

emersonbiggins: FormlessOne: All I see & hear, so far, is Pence lying his ass off about how they "flattened the curve."

God, he took Trevor's tweet at face value

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That "flat" won't last long at the way we're going
 
2020-06-26 12:49:44 PM  
So who's the angry nun in this remake of The Blues Brothers?
 
2020-06-26 12:50:00 PM  
That's because there isn't a single state that's seen 0 new cases in a day.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:07 PM  
Stability?  FARK OFF
 
2020-06-26 12:50:14 PM  
Yeah, but they replaced Fauci with Sammy Hagar.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:15 PM  
Hope someone asks this farkstick about Texas and Florida.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:20 PM  
Time to blame the cities.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:24 PM  
Can't find the tweet, but I believe I saw that we were are 56K deaths when the last briefing happened.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:42 PM  
Is the phrase "it's not a lie if you believe it enough" in the Bible?
/god, what a tiresome, loathsome, fundie fark he is.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:49 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: "We flattened the curve, we saved lives"

-The did not, in fact, flatten the curve
-Also, lives were not saved
Ron Howard voice


Just finished season 3.
 
2020-06-26 12:50:59 PM  
How do we know bullshiat's about to show up? Fauci's in the back, Birx is in the front.
 
2020-06-26 12:51:18 PM  

Grungehamster: Can't find the tweet, but I believe I saw that we were are 56K deaths when the last briefing happened.


Last WH coronavirus briefing: 56,502 deaths

Current coronavirus death toll: 124,415 deaths

- Ryan Struyk (@ryanstruyk) June 26, 2020
 
2020-06-26 12:51:29 PM  

CrosswordWithAPen: How does the veep do it with a straight face?
Perhaps he only has a straight face.


He has to practice his straight face for an hour every morning. Otherwise, Mother will know.
 
2020-06-26 12:51:31 PM  
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2020-06-26 12:51:39 PM  
WTF.
No, the increase is from the outbreak expanding, you dumb fark.
 
2020-06-26 12:51:41 PM  
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2020-06-26 12:51:44 PM  

Grungehamster: Can't find the tweet, but I believe I saw that we were are 56K deaths when the last briefing happened.


And Pence was saying this would be in our rearview mirror by Memorial Day
 
2020-06-26 12:52:01 PM  
Sure - but as there are 350 million people in the U.S., 0.5 million per day means it'd take two goddamned years to test everyone.
 
2020-06-26 12:52:25 PM  
Pence is such a goddamn simpleton.
 
2020-06-26 12:52:54 PM  
Younger people may survive more... but they will still spread it to the older people
 
2020-06-26 12:52:55 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Fauci looks exhausted.


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He looks pissed. And exhausted.
 
2020-06-26 12:52:55 PM  
Oh, good - Birx delivers the bullshiat, then Fauci's left holding the bag.
 
2020-06-26 12:53:04 PM  
WHAT.. it's not a good thing
 
2020-06-26 12:53:16 PM  
After prayerful consideration, our beloved corporate Gods have decided that your lives are meaningless against their profits.  We're open for business, baby!
 
2020-06-26 12:53:17 PM  
Someone needs to ask why other countries can reopen successfully while we have failed at it.
 
2020-06-26 12:53:27 PM  

ifky: Yeah, but they replaced Fauci with Sammy Hagar.


Still better than that More Than Words guy.
 
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