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(Washington Post)   The 2024 GOP presidential field is forming. Among the top five, Half-Scoop   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-06-26 12:34:35 PM  
Article fails over "Why?!"
 
2020-06-26 1:02:44 PM  
Well, if he's out of jail by then...
 
2020-06-26 1:16:01 PM  
lol Half-Scoop will never be President. He can't even carry a crowd at a rally that came there specifically to see his particular brand of idiocy.
 
2020-06-26 1:34:56 PM  

arrogantbastich: Article fails over "Why?!"


I remember watching him and his siblings being interviewed at the 2016 convention giving a decent speech about their father. The reporter asked if they were going to run on the future and my first thought was giving a good speech someone else wrote for you does not qualify you to run for president, I was so naive.
 
2020-06-26 1:36:10 PM  
I think you mean New York Times Best-Selling author, Donald Trump Jr.
 
2020-06-26 1:42:20 PM  
He'll be dead of a coke overdose by then.

Hopefully.
 
2020-06-26 1:56:54 PM  
Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.
 
2020-06-26 2:06:44 PM  
And this is why Biden's 2020 Vice Presidential pick is so important. They may very well be running in 2024 themselves.
 
2020-06-26 2:12:23 PM  

dr_blasto: Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.


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I'm sure he puts a smile on Vince McMahon's face every time he's referred to as "Donald Trump Jr."
 
2020-06-26 2:28:07 PM  
They wouldn't do that, they hate dynasties.

*giggles*
 
2020-06-26 2:28:54 PM  
Let him try. We will need a term beyond 'epic fail' when the inevitable happens.
 
2020-06-26 2:29:46 PM  
Let's see how well this plan holds up in response to Joe Biden's landslide.
 
2020-06-26 2:29:53 PM  

syrynxx: dr_blasto: Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.

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I'm sure he puts a smile on Vince McMahon's face every time he's referred to as "Donald Trump Jr."


I thought the dimple/cleft in the chin was one of those genetic characteristics that required one of your parents to exhibit it as well.

Neither Donald nor Ivana display it. Vince McMahon does though.
 
2020-06-26 2:31:12 PM  
Oh fark no.
 
2020-06-26 2:32:06 PM  
Sure why not the brain damaged son of a brain damaged president?

He might not actually be a terrible president compared to his father. Which isn't saying much.

Also, I DON'T WANT TO TEST THIS THEORY AT ALL.
 
2020-06-26 2:32:10 PM  
I hope he does run... would it be a Federal offense to throw a show at him during his speech?

/asking for a friend
 
2020-06-26 2:32:22 PM  
Traitor Tot?  Hopefully all the people who admire him for his hunting prowess will be Soylent Green by then.

If Soylent Green is made of vegans is it vegan?
 
2020-06-26 2:33:06 PM  
After seeing how miserable his father is a President, why would he want to?
 
2020-06-26 2:33:23 PM  
You mean the guy that is forbidden to run a charity rcausr he stole from kids with cancer? Yeah he could carry the GOP nomination.
 
2020-06-26 2:33:33 PM  

syrynxx: dr_blasto: Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.

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I'm sure he puts a smile on Vince McMahon's face every time he's referred to as "Donald Trump Jr."


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2020-06-26 2:34:22 PM  
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Believe them when they tell you what they want
 
2020-06-26 2:35:29 PM  
So whose the other four morons
 
2020-06-26 2:35:33 PM  
Josh Hawley got the most votes. That doesn't seem to bode very well
 
2020-06-26 2:35:50 PM  

Boo_Guy: syrynxx: dr_blasto: Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.

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I'm sure he puts a smile on Vince McMahon's face every time he's referred to as "Donald Trump Jr."

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Imagine Ivanka's without the chin, the nice teeth, big rack, and gallon of Botox.

Jared K is going to be really confused about how he wound up with such fugly offspring.
 
2020-06-26 2:36:08 PM  

Summercat: So whose the other four morons


Hawley, Cotton, Pence, Haley
 
2020-06-26 2:37:03 PM  

NateAsbestos: lol Half-Scoop will never be President. He can't even carry a crowd at a rally that came there specifically to see his particular brand of idiocy.


He has the business acumen of his father, the intelligence of his brother, and the charisma of Jeb please clap Bush.  The total failure package.
 
2020-06-26 2:37:06 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA, please, PLEASE let him be the nominee
 
2020-06-26 2:37:18 PM  

Boo_Guy: syrynxx: dr_blasto: Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.

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Turned off Java to vote for this
 
2020-06-26 2:37:20 PM  
If Donald J. Trump loses in 2020, then Donald J. Trump will run in 2024.

Until DJT gets a 2nd term or dies, he will run again.

You read it here first.
 
2020-06-26 2:37:30 PM  
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2020-06-26 2:37:38 PM  
on - that's on
 
2020-06-26 2:37:44 PM  

NateAsbestos: lol Half-Scoop will never be President. He can't even carry a crowd at a rally that came there specifically to see his particular brand of idiocy.


That's what I said and believe about Pence. He's got the charisma of Hayden Christensen playing a Jedi.
 
2020-06-26 2:37:54 PM  
Niden should end every rally with chants of "lock them up" with their photos on the jumbotron. An when Traitor tot's photo goes up, use the one where where he's holding a severed elephant tail and a knife.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:27 PM  
I would love for them to pull the pin on that grenade.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:46 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [static01.nyt.com image 850x620]

Believe them when they tell you what they want


I see both of Saddam's kids are sporting the family chin dimple.  Maybe Don Jr is really...a Hussein!?!

/study it out
 
2020-06-26 2:39:22 PM  
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2020-06-26 2:39:29 PM  

ColonelCathcart: If Donald J. Trump loses in 2020, then Donald J. Trump will run in 2024.

Until DJT gets a 2nd term or dies, he will run again.

You read it here first.


I have visions of Trump pulling a Jim Traficant and running for president from prison.
 
2020-06-26 2:41:08 PM  

TDWCom29: ColonelCathcart: If Donald J. Trump loses in 2020, then Donald J. Trump will run in 2024.

Until DJT gets a 2nd term or dies, he will run again.

You read it here first.

I have visions of Trump pulling a Jim Traficant and running for president from prison.


It's cute that you think he's going to prison, but if he did...I agree he'll run from there.
 
2020-06-26 2:41:13 PM  
I want a constitution right to punch any person who writes, posts or forwards information about an election more than one year away, and outright kill anyone who writes, posts or forwards information about the election AFTER THE GODDAMN ONE WE'RE HAVING NOW.

Flagged. Reported. Cussed at. You know who you are, Subby. I hope you chock on Nurgle's...whatever Nurgle has.
 
2020-06-26 2:42:11 PM  
Running for prez is a grift.
If Trump loses, he'll run again.
Then Jr.
Then Ivanka.
There's money to be made!
 
2020-06-26 2:43:04 PM  
My fondest hope is that Trump is defeated in November and then he immediately begins his campaign for the 2024 presidential election.  That way, he will continue being a millstone around the collective neck of the GOP, which will spend the next four years enduring his toxic malevolence.  And then, at the 2024 GOP convention, in the middle of his acceptance speech, he's apprehended by federal marshals and led off to prison.

/ well, one can dream, can't one?
 
2020-06-26 2:43:05 PM  

ColonelCathcart: TDWCom29: ColonelCathcart: If Donald J. Trump loses in 2020, then Donald J. Trump will run in 2024.

Until DJT gets a 2nd term or dies, he will run again.

You read it here first.

I have visions of Trump pulling a Jim Traficant and running for president from prison.

It's cute that you think he's going to prison, but if he did...I agree he'll run from there.


Well I should clarify that I'm not sold he's going to prison either (though I wouldn't rule it out either). But I was just thinking of the craziest way this whole Trump thing could end
 
2020-06-26 2:45:13 PM  
If any of the kids are going to try, it will be Ivanka. She will tout her white house experience and how she sat in on meetings for daddy.
 
2020-06-26 2:45:36 PM  
Half scoop is as stupid and lazy as two scoops, but he might get the primary on name recognition alone, though a good number of the voters will think they're voting the older, fatter, Trump.  I'd consider Tom Cotton a greater threat to the republic, as he's not as stupid and lazy as the Trumps.
 
2020-06-26 2:46:36 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I want a constitution right to punch any person who writes, posts or forwards information about an election more than one year away, and outright kill anyone who writes, posts or forwards information about the election AFTER THE GODDAMN ONE WE'RE HAVING NOW.

Flagged. Reported. Cussed at. You know who you are, Subby. I hope you chock on Nurgle's...whatever Nurgle has.


Why would you wish that horror on Nurgle

That's more of a Tzeentch thing anyhow
 
2020-06-26 2:47:09 PM  

Boo_Guy: syrynxx: dr_blasto: Lol, nobody likes him. Not even his own parents.

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I'm sure he puts a smile on Vince McMahon's face every time he's referred to as "Donald Trump Jr."

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Another farker mentioned she looked a lot like Chelsea Clinton pre-surgery...
 
2020-06-26 2:49:49 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Traitor Tot?  Hopefully all the people who admire him for his hunting prowess will be Soylent Green by then.

If Soylent Green is made of vegans is it vegan?


Surprisingly, if the person consents, yes it is. Breast milk is vegan for the same reason.

Now I want a cheeseburger.
 
2020-06-26 2:51:17 PM  
Ivanka has been groomed since Trump took office to be next in line. Jr isn't allowed in the meetings.
 
2020-06-26 2:54:37 PM  

quizzical: If any of the kids are going to try, it will be Ivanka. She will tout her white house experience and how she sat in on meetings for daddy.

 
2020-06-26 2:54:45 PM  
Don't be surprised to see another Trump rise to prominence in national politics. Americans do love their easy, lazy dynasties.

It's all going to depend on whether or not Donnie loses in November and if the GOP suddenly pretends they never supported him. I could see them putting him at an arm's distance is he loses.

If he wins, guess what? Ivanka or Don Jr will be the next president, hand-picked and installed without an election by Donald himself.
 
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