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(Some Guy)   Granny voted Republican all her life. Then she caught the 'rona and she started voting Democrat   (shorenewsnetwork.com) divider line
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2020-06-26 1:11:15 PM  
I was just reading how the 'rona affects the brain.
 
2020-06-26 1:40:10 PM  
Um, wrong article?

"More Jersey Democrats Caught Committing Voter Fraud with Mail-In-Ballots"
 
2020-06-26 2:06:36 PM  
TOMS RIVER, NJ - A Jersey Shore home builder who lost a bid this year to become Ocean County's Republican Party chairman is now in the news business, having bought the Shore News Network website from its founder, Phil Stilton.
A conservative journalist and businessman who started the website in 2008, Stilton describes Shore News Network as "the Fox News of New Jersey" and the largest conservative site in the state. Stilton sold the site in late August to Frank Sadeghi, the owner of Shore housing developer Arya Properties, for an undisclosed price.


Uh-huh.
 
2020-06-26 2:09:46 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Um, wrong article?

"More Jersey Democrats Caught Committing Voter Fraud with Mail-In-Ballots"


You should report it.  I'd do so, but I have a thing...
 
2020-06-26 2:47:23 PM  
So mail-in voter fraud is easily detected?
 
2020-06-26 5:02:28 PM  

gopher321: TOMS RIVER, NJ - A Jersey Shore home builder who lost a bid this year to become Ocean County's Republican Party chairman is now in the news business, having bought the Shore News Network website from its founder, Phil Stilton.
A conservative journalist and businessman who started the website in 2008, Stilton describes Shore News Network as "the Fox News of New Jersey" and the largest conservative site in the state. Stilton sold the site in late August to Frank Sadeghi, the owner of Shore housing developer Arya Properties, for an undisclosed price.

Uh-huh.


Shore, Jan.

(That joke would work so much better verbally)
 
2020-06-26 5:03:00 PM  
Well subby, I don't know what you were posting but you got that wrong.
 
2020-06-26 5:04:04 PM  
Funny how that works.
 
2020-06-26 5:04:51 PM  
Same as it ever was.

pics.conservativememes.comView Full Size
 
2020-06-26 5:07:39 PM  

edmo: So mail-in voter fraud is easily detected?


Very easily. It usually only catches morons, but prosecution is very political.

For example, the state of Florida seems to have no problem letting a certain orange American (we assume) vote in their elections despite him not having any legal standing to vote there. He owns no residence in the state, much like a certain ex-governor of Indiana that has no Indiana address but still votes there.
 
2020-06-26 5:07:54 PM  
My racist southern Georgia grandparents were die-hard Dixiecrats.  Gramps framed a photo of Bill Clinton he'd cut out of Time magazine and hung it in the bedroom.
 
2020-06-26 5:08:14 PM  

Chris Ween: Nadie_AZ: Um, wrong article?

"More Jersey Democrats Caught Committing Voter Fraud with Mail-In-Ballots"

You should report it.  I'd do so, but I have a thing...


Wuh? Getting de-modded removed your ability to report things?! Freeze peach!
 
2020-06-26 5:08:31 PM  
Well, move her to Florida so she can vote in an election that matters.
 
2020-06-26 5:08:55 PM  
Not sure if Subby was trying to make a meta joke with this link.  And I don't really care if this Pauly Shore News Network is a half step above, below, or on the same plane as the National Enquirer.

DON'T BE A DUMB MOTHERF@$CKER AND TRY THIS shiatE!!!

There are people out there who might actually have their eyes opened to what tRump and his administration is doing. They see something like this on their Facebook feed posted by Helen.  (And you know, Helen is smart, why would she have any reason to post something if it wasn't true?) And there goes that person potentially waking up and voting against him in November.
 
2020-06-26 5:09:32 PM  

tricycleracer: Gramps framed a photo of Bill Clinton he'd cut out of Time magazine and hung it in the bedroom.


o.O
 
2020-06-26 5:09:37 PM  
Love everyone.
Except Republicans.
They can change.

/Fark their feelings.
 
2020-06-26 5:10:19 PM  
It'd be bigger news if a politician in NJ wasn't involved in something shady.
 
2020-06-26 5:10:24 PM  

emersonbiggins: Same as it ever was.

[pics.conservativememes.com image 500x568]


I'm a Republican, I was against same sex marriage until it affected me
--Dick Cheney

I'm a Republican, I was against torture because it it affected me
--John McCain

I'm a Republican, I wasn't for an weapons ban until I got shot
--Ronald Reagan

I'm a Republican, I was OK with Trump until he fired me
--insert long list
 
2020-06-26 5:10:48 PM  
Wow, it really is easy to tell who clicked the link vs who didn't
 
2020-06-26 5:11:15 PM  
WTF is going on.

The link is FUBAR'ded.

And you guys are talking about Pauley Shore?
 
2020-06-26 5:11:20 PM  

tricycleracer: My racist southern Georgia grandparents were die-hard Dixiecrats.  Gramps framed a photo of Bill Clinton he'd cut out of Time magazine and hung it in the bedroom.


Cool story.
 
2020-06-26 5:12:21 PM  

holdmybones: gopher321: TOMS RIVER, NJ - A Jersey Shore home builder who lost a bid this year to become Ocean County's Republican Party chairman is now in the news business, having bought the Shore News Network website from its founder, Phil Stilton.
A conservative journalist and businessman who started the website in 2008, Stilton describes Shore News Network as "the Fox News of New Jersey" and the largest conservative site in the state. Stilton sold the site in late August to Frank Sadeghi, the owner of Shore housing developer Arya Properties, for an undisclosed price.

Uh-huh.

Shore, Jan.

(That joke would work so much better verbally)


Would it, though?

/I keed, I keed
 
2020-06-26 5:12:53 PM  
Some Guy indeed.
 
2020-06-26 5:13:54 PM  
Wow, thanks for the bullshiat misdirect/redirect to your little propaganda site.
/i think i like you as much as Trump right now.
//as in a overfilled cat litter box
 
2020-06-26 5:14:18 PM  
Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.
 
2020-06-26 5:14:43 PM  
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2020-06-26 5:15:48 PM  
And before this thread gets shut down, I'd be remiss if I didn't make a "In Paterson that's just the way things go" joke.
 
2020-06-26 5:15:53 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Um, wrong article?

"More Jersey Democrats Caught Committing Voter Fraud with Mail-In-Ballots"


I think subby was attempting to make a dead person voting for democrats joke.

/not subby
 
2020-06-26 5:18:05 PM  

Satampra Zeiros: tricycleracer: Gramps framed a photo of Bill Clinton he'd cut out of Time magazine and hung it in the bedroom.

o.O


Yeah like you never spanked it to old Billy blowing his sax.

Don't play innocent.
 
2020-06-26 5:19:43 PM  
Am I missing something? It sounds like these guys were turning in ballots FOR people without following proper identification procedure. Not that they changed votes or tampered with them? Is that right? Am I supposed to be outraged?
 
2020-06-26 5:19:45 PM  

gopher321: TOMS RIVER, NJ - A Jersey Shore home builder who lost a bid this year to become Ocean County's Republican Party chairman is now in the news business, having bought the Shore News Network website from its founder, Phil Stilton.
A conservative journalist and businessman who started the website in 2008, Stilton describes Shore News Network as "the Fox News of New Jersey" and the largest conservative site in the state. Stilton sold the site in late August to Frank Sadeghi, the owner of Shore housing developer Arya Properties, for an undisclosed price.

Uh-huh.


NJ 101.5 isn't right-wing enough for them?
 
2020-06-26 5:21:32 PM  
Leopards come in all sizes and shapes. Some are microscopic. But they'll all eat your face one way or the other.
 
2020-06-26 5:23:28 PM  

tricycleracer: My racist southern Georgia grandparents were die-hard Dixiecrats.  Gramps framed a photo of Bill Clinton he'd cut out of Time magazine and hung it in the bedroom.


Bad! Don't make peepee on the carpet. Go to your house. Bad dog bad.
 
2020-06-26 5:26:02 PM  

bigfire: Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.


The people in the article are being charged with helping a few people to deliver their ballots... without filling in the portion of the ballot that says "_________ is delivering my ballot for me." One guy was doing this for more people than what was legally allowed.

There are zero charges suggesting that any votes had been changed, or that it wasn't a valid registered voter that filled each one out separately.

Learn to read and identify propaganda. Otherwise you won't understand what is happening around you, and you will look like an idiot and not know why everyone thinks that about you. And we won't be sad for you.
 
2020-06-26 5:26:34 PM  

OddLlama: Am I missing something? It sounds like these guys were turning in ballots FOR people without following proper identification procedure. Not that they changed votes or tampered with them? Is that right? Am I supposed to be outraged?


That's what i gathered from the story too.
This will likely be used as "SEE ELECTION FRAUD!" ammo by the right
(those people are big on things like details and facts)
 
2020-06-26 5:28:33 PM  
A non-derpy link

No mention of their political affiliation, and I can't find enough information about the actual election itself to even know what it's about.
 
2020-06-26 5:34:53 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: WTF is going on.

The link is FUBAR'ded.

And you guys are talking about Pauley Shore?


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Fraudsters mug shot...buuuudee.
 
2020-06-26 5:35:07 PM  

Captain Shaky: bigfire: Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.

The people in the article are being charged with helping a few people to deliver their ballots... without filling in the portion of the ballot that says "_________ is delivering my ballot for me." One guy was doing this for more people than what was legally allowed.

There are zero charges suggesting that any votes had been changed, or that it wasn't a valid registered voter that filled each one out separately.

Learn to read and identify propaganda. Otherwise you won't understand what is happening around you, and you will look like an idiot and not know why everyone thinks that about you. And we won't be sad for you.


Big assumption there.  I was making a statement about what I thought about vote tampering.  These folks are innocent until proven guilty.  Don't care either way for either party. Both sides of the eisle can EABOD.  They're not helping you, their not helping me.

I am sure you will make a great, neutral juror in the future, having pulled "facts" from an article from a partisan media outlet before you have heard the first shred of evidence.  Jump to conclusions much or is it your lack of critical thinking skills that lead you into whipsaw reactions?

ANYONE who would tamper with voting should be banned from voting/elections for life.  ANYONE.

Do you disagree?
 
2020-06-26 5:38:29 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: Wow, it really is easy to tell who clicked the link vs who didn't


What link, I'm just here to pile on Republicans.

Why did the Republican cross the road?

Who the fark cares!
 
2020-06-26 5:39:51 PM  
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Probably a hundred.
 
2020-06-26 5:42:39 PM  
Did I screw up by reading more than the headline?

Because it sounds like the "fraud" was dropping off mail in ballots for others as a candidate.  W

IMO it should be punished, but this sounds more secure than a little old lady verifying my identity when I go vote in person.
 
2020-06-26 5:44:24 PM  

Boo_Guy: Nadie_AZ: Um, wrong article?

"More Jersey Democrats Caught Committing Voter Fraud with Mail-In-Ballots"

I think subby was attempting to make a dead person voting for democrats joke.

/not subby


Thanks for sorting that. I couldn't unwind it.
 
2020-06-26 5:45:54 PM  

madgonad: edmo: So mail-in voter fraud is easily detected?

Very easily. It usually only catches morons, but prosecution is very political.

For example, the state of Florida seems to have no problem letting a certain orange American (we assume) vote in their elections despite him not having any legal standing to vote there. He owns no residence in the state, much like a certain ex-governor of Indiana that has no Indiana address but still votes there.


It was fraud in a down-ballot race in an Atlantic City mayoral primary in 2009 that got NJ to decrease its limit on bearer ballots to 3 per carrier.

The guy who cheated still lost the primary.
 
2020-06-26 5:46:00 PM  

bigfire: Captain Shaky: bigfire: Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.

The people in the article are being charged with helping a few people to deliver their ballots... without filling in the portion of the ballot that says "_________ is delivering my ballot for me." One guy was doing this for more people than what was legally allowed.

There are zero charges suggesting that any votes had been changed, or that it wasn't a valid registered voter that filled each one out separately.

Learn to read and identify propaganda. Otherwise you won't understand what is happening around you, and you will look like an idiot and not know why everyone thinks that about you. And we won't be sad for you.

Big assumption there.  I was making a statement about what I thought about vote tampering.  These folks are innocent until proven guilty.  Don't care either way for either party. Both sides of the eisle can EABOD.  They're not helping you, their not helping me.

I am sure you will make a great, neutral juror in the future, having pulled "facts" from an article from a partisan media outlet before you have heard the first shred of evidence.  Jump to conclusions much or is it your lack of critical thinking skills that lead you into whipsaw reactions?

ANYONE who would tamper with voting should be banned from voting/elections for life.  ANYONE.

Do you disagree?


This is why people make fun of you. Now, try reading the relevant portions of the article.

/and no, of course people shouldn't tamper with votes, our democracy and our faith in it is tantamount. But, that is why this article fooling stupid people is so evil. And why you being tricked by it is something that needs to be amended. I can't in good conscience just sit back and laugh at you BECAUSE faith in our democracy is so important to defend.
 
2020-06-26 5:53:51 PM  

edmo: So mail-in voter fraud is easily detected?


Only if you're brown.
Whole thing was: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA Brown people are going to steal the election!
 
2020-06-26 5:58:19 PM  

Captain Shaky: bigfire: Captain Shaky: bigfire: Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.

The people in the article are being charged with helping a few people to deliver their ballots... without filling in the portion of the ballot that says "_________ is delivering my ballot for me." One guy was doing this for more people than what was legally allowed.

There are zero charges suggesting that any votes had been changed, or that it wasn't a valid registered voter that filled each one out separately.

Learn to read and identify propaganda. Otherwise you won't understand what is happening around you, and you will look like an idiot and not know why everyone thinks that about you. And we won't be sad for you.

Big assumption there.  I was making a statement about what I thought about vote tampering.  These folks are innocent until proven guilty.  Don't care either way for either party. Both sides of the eisle can EABOD.  They're not helping you, their not helping me.

I am sure you will make a great, neutral juror in the future, having pulled "facts" from an article from a partisan media outlet before you have heard the first shred of evidence.  Jump to conclusions much or is it your lack of critical thinking skills that lead you into whipsaw reactions?

ANYONE who would tamper with voting should be banned from voting/elections for life.  ANYONE.

Do you disagree?

This is why people make fun of you. Now, try reading the relevant portions of the article.

/and no, of course people shouldn't tamper with votes, our democracy and our faith in it is tantamount. But, that is why this article fooling stupid people is so evil. And why you being tricked by it is something that needs to be amended. I can't in good conscience just sit back and laugh at you BECAUSE faith in our democracy is so important to defend.


I wasn't tricked by the article.  You are assuming again that I believe that there was vote tampering going on.

I did not make an assumption either way.  I was stating that the very nature of voter fraud is highly repulsive and should be met with severe punishment.  Nothing more, nothing less.  Everything you have added in such as, motive, bias, perception, reading comprehension, cognitive ability, and moral values came from your imagination.

As far as someone making fun of someone else, that's on them and the way they move through the universe.
 
2020-06-26 6:00:36 PM  
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2020-06-26 6:10:52 PM  

gopher321: TOMS RIVER, NJ - A Jersey Shore home builder who lost a bid this year to become Ocean County's Republican Party chairman is now in the news business, having bought the Shore News Network website from its founder, Phil Stilton.
A conservative journalist and businessman who started the website in 2008, Stilton describes Shore News Network as "the Fox News of New Jersey" and the largest conservative site in the state. Stilton sold the site in late August to Frank Sadeghi, the owner of Shore housing developer Arya Properties, for an undisclosed price.

Uh-huh.


That guy blackmails local politicians
 
2020-06-26 6:53:52 PM  

Captain Shaky: bigfire: Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.

The people in the article are being charged with helping a few people to deliver their ballots... without filling in the portion of the ballot that says "_________ is delivering my ballot for me." One guy was doing this for more people than what was legally allowed.

There are zero charges suggesting that any votes had been changed, or that it wasn't a valid registered voter that filled each one out separately.

Learn to read and identify propaganda. Otherwise you won't understand what is happening around you, and you will look like an idiot and not know why everyone thinks that about you. And we won't be sad for you.


christ what an asshole you are. but on the bright side this site has made me feel better about my life, like I realize that I'm really lucky that my circle in real life is intellectually far above you and all the other pathetic losers like you on this site
 
2020-06-26 7:17:47 PM  

splelps: Captain Shaky: bigfire: Anyone who vote tampers should lose all voting rights for life.

and jail.
lots and lots of jail.

The people in the article are being charged with helping a few people to deliver their ballots... without filling in the portion of the ballot that says "_________ is delivering my ballot for me." One guy was doing this for more people than what was legally allowed.

There are zero charges suggesting that any votes had been changed, or that it wasn't a valid registered voter that filled each one out separately.

Learn to read and identify propaganda. Otherwise you won't understand what is happening around you, and you will look like an idiot and not know why everyone thinks that about you. And we won't be sad for you.

christ what an asshole you are. but on the bright side this site has made me feel better about my life, like I realize that I'm really lucky that my circle in real life is intellectually far above you and all the other pathetic losers like you on this site


When I first start FARKing in the morning, I like to pretend that the first trolls I see are porn stars or hot women I want to bang, and that their posts are an attempt to get me hot and bothered.  Then I masturbate to them.

Today's first troll was Olivia Munn.
 
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