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2020-06-26 11:17:37 AM  
Let me get back to you on that
 
2020-06-26 11:18:32 AM  
I'm not sure I can.
 
2020-06-26 11:19:50 AM  
Learning what 'procrastinating' means
 
2020-06-26 11:25:22 AM  
Visiting a crowded Dine In restaurant.
 
2020-06-26 11:25:22 AM  
I've been thinking of naming it "Steve" but I'm not sold on it just yet, Subby, so stop rushing me.
 
2020-06-26 11:30:25 AM  
Taxes.
The extra sad part is, I don't do them myself, all I have to do is get our information to our accountant.
 
2020-06-26 11:32:04 AM  
Gutter cleaning.  The older I get, the more I hate ladders.
 
2020-06-26 11:40:56 AM  
Finding something truly lucrative and leaving my job.
 
2020-06-26 11:41:59 AM  
Sending you that $20.00 you owe me.
 
2020-06-26 11:57:36 AM  
Maybe later.
 
2020-06-26 12:14:48 PM  
Wife's car has a dead battery. Been kicking that can down the road for two weeks.
 
2020-06-26 12:16:04 PM  
Making a pointless post on Fark.
 
2020-06-26 12:27:04 PM  
Finishing a book. I'm finding it hard to write an "everybody dies" part while everybody is dying. I have an imagination; I'm not exactly inspired by human misery.
 
2020-06-26 12:38:50 PM  
I gotta get caught up on the Entertainment tab
 
2020-06-26 12:45:03 PM  
Celebrating the Bicentennial.
 
2020-06-26 12:56:03 PM  
I still haven't sent out Father's day cards.
 
2020-06-26 1:12:15 PM  
I will.
 
2020-06-26 1:13:15 PM  
I named it Gerald.
 
2020-06-26 1:15:03 PM  
I'll tell you in a little while.
 
2020-06-26 1:17:37 PM  
trying to come up with a snarky response that implies i'm procrastinating coming up with a response to your question about procrastination.
 
2020-06-26 1:18:12 PM  
Billy

/I named the thing i'm procrastinating about Billy.
 
2020-06-26 1:18:47 PM  
Pulling the trigger on that fancy new 26 inch RCA TV down at the Circuit City.
 
2020-06-26 1:20:35 PM  
Deciding on whether or not to answer Subby's question.
 
2020-06-26 1:21:40 PM  
I have this rash on my leg and need to research lotion.

I haven't because I hate it.
 
2020-06-26 1:22:16 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: Pulling the trigger on that fancy new 26 inch RCA TV down at the Circuit City.


You better get one before their gone.

/Their meaning Circuit City
//And.... It's gone.
 
2020-06-26 1:24:34 PM  
I procrastinated about posting in this thread.
 
2020-06-26 1:28:10 PM  
Buying a house.
 
2020-06-26 1:28:58 PM  
Masturbation is like procrastination either way you screw yourself.
 
2020-06-26 1:31:13 PM  
dying
 
2020-06-26 1:33:23 PM  
Putting off an in-person doctor's visit until next *mumble mumble* *vague gesture*. It's been implied a finger will be involved for the first time.

/I know everyone (with a prostate) has to do it, I just want a few more long walks on the beach first!
 
2020-06-26 1:35:16 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Finishing a book. I'm finding it hard to write an "everybody dies" part while everybody is dying. I have an imagination; I'm not exactly inspired by human misery.


And then the murders began.
 
2020-06-26 1:37:33 PM  
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2020-06-26 1:38:03 PM  
I've heard a lot of buzz about this new movie called "Star Wars," and I've been meaning to check it out.  Turns out, there's a whole series, so I guess I'll start with Episode One.
 
2020-06-26 1:50:07 PM  

anfrind: I procrastinated about posting in this thread.


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2020-06-26 1:51:50 PM  
Burying my mother.
 
2020-06-26 1:57:34 PM  
Building a box to hold my dog's ashes, because when I'm finished then I have to accept she's really gone.

/Logic doesn't apply to this. I already know she's gone.
 
2020-06-26 2:05:56 PM  
Coding the AI bots for after hours chat on the company website.
 
2020-06-26 2:07:05 PM  

labman: Building a box to hold my dog's ashes, because when I'm finished then I have to accept she's really gone.

/Logic doesn't apply to this. I already know she's gone.


I'm so sorry. I recently lost a kitty who annoyed me adorably for 20 years, and it still hurts to see her little stone in the ivy.
 
2020-06-26 2:09:33 PM  
I put the "pro" in procrastination.

Someday I'll write my book about it.
 
2020-06-26 2:10:39 PM  
Nothing. I have a bit of extra time on my hands, it would actually be work to procrastinate.
 
2020-06-26 2:14:10 PM  
Fapping.

/yes, I'm getting old
 
2020-06-26 2:19:08 PM  

Maturin: Burying my mother.


I hope you meant her ashes.

But my sympathies either way.
 
2020-06-26 2:40:29 PM  
Writing.

fark it.
 
2020-06-26 2:44:34 PM  
Well, I was going to procrastinate today.  Then I decided it could wait.
 
2020-06-26 2:46:01 PM  
If you're here at FARK, I'm sure it's the last thing on your mind.
 
2020-06-26 3:08:52 PM  
I look at my to do list
Nowhere on there is take a nap
I need a new list
Maybe Ill add it on later
 
2020-06-26 3:35:14 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: labman: Building a box to hold my dog's ashes, because when I'm finished then I have to accept she's really gone.

/Logic doesn't apply to this. I already know she's gone.

I'm so sorry. I recently lost a kitty who annoyed me adorably for 20 years, and it still hurts to see her little stone in the ivy.


I'm sorry for your loss, too.  Pets are like people, only better.
 
2020-06-26 3:43:14 PM  
Coming out to my Dad.
 
2020-06-26 3:43:40 PM  
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2020-06-26 4:00:23 PM  
Cutting down a tree that has mold growing towards the trunk.
 
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