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(Twitter)   Apparently wearing a mask can give you "clamedia". Who new?   (twitter.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
It's the media for bivalves.
 
6 days ago  
Sounds like the "Tractor Story"
 
6 days ago  

ac982000: Sounds like the "Tractor Story"


*shakes tiny fist*
 
6 days ago  
If by mask, the husband actually meant another person's genitals, it could happen.
 
6 days ago  
LOL! Just did some digging to find this... Got deleted. But there is a screen shot of her page before she must have shut it down or hid or whatever, that says 'Divorced'.
 
6 days ago  
"Dear WIS TV,

Should I where a mask?

Sincerely, I don't want Clamedia"



Dear Clamedia,

Yes, you should find out wear you're mask is. Particularly if your going to the Why.  Be careful, tho, because they're is lots of gonorea their two, particularly if they have a jack u see, so only go if you're willing to except the risk.
 
6 days ago  
I didn't know you could get oral Chlamydia?
 
6 days ago  

Martian_Astronomer: "Dear WIS TV,

Should I where a mask?

Sincerely, I don't want Clamedia"


Dear Clamedia,

Yes, you should find out wear you're mask is. Particularly if your going to the Why.  Be careful, tho, because they're is lots of gonorea their two, particularly if they have a jack u see, so only go if you're willing to except the risk.


Great, now my right eyelid is twitching uncontrollably again.
 
6 days ago  
to be fair, you can get chlamydia in your eyes.
But honey, that's not where he got it from.
 
6 days ago  
Oh he cheated.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Other people: I'm pretty sure he got it from a hooker.

Cheryl: no its the mask
 
6 days ago  
Depends on where you keep your mask. Though I don't think that's sanitary.
 
6 days ago  
Oh you can get eye Chlamyida as well. Not as bad as gonococcal eye infections. I would not recommend a GIS if that.
 
6 days ago  
Clam Media sounds like some kind of porn site.
 
6 days ago  

Ivo Shandor: cameroncrazy1984: I didn't know you could get oral Chlamydia?

https://www.cdc.gov/std/chlamydia/stdf​act-chlamydia.htm

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He meant aural chlamydia.
 
6 days ago  
And riding tractors...

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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: I didn't know you could get oral Chlamydia?


Turn the panties inside out before you wear them as a mask...
 
6 days ago  
What a funny coincidence that Cathy Moak also has an infection on her face at the same time as Cheryl Gilbert's husband got one on his face.
 
6 days ago  

ac982000: Sounds like the "Tractor Story"


The one damn time I don't read the entire thread before posting...

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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
This woman is an idiot.

However...
My friend John wears a Bi-Pap at night.
He didn't clean his mask properly and developed a yeast infection on his face.
 
6 days ago  
I bet that poor man got syphillis from a toilet seat too.
 
6 days ago  

Zevon's Evil Twin: This woman is an idiot.

However...
My friend John wears a Bi-Pap at night.
He didn't clean his mask properly and developed a yeast infection on his face.


and the doctor said, I can give you something that will clear it right up, and he said, no thanks, we need the bread
 
6 days ago  
Every knows you get clamedia from eating unwashed clams.
 
6 days ago  
Probably got it from the toilet seat. Use those paper seat rings people!
You never know what's going to jump up and grab your meat
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

rcain: Probably got it from the toilet seat. Use those paper seat rings people!
You never know what's going to jump up and grab your meat


They are called "ass gaskets".
 
6 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Other people: I'm pretty sure he got it from a hooker.

Cheryl: no its the mask


No it's Becky
 
6 days ago  

Original: Original Tweet:

Jenwifonen: Y'all.. this just happened on our local news site.. what is life https://t.co/wEvLEVzS9r


If he's wearing it over his junk instead of his face?

Or ya know, dude banged a hooker and got a STD.
 
6 days ago  
Simple solution: Don't wear the mask on your clam, ma'am.
 
6 days ago  
Just one more reason we need comprehensive sex education in our schools. The basic things that people don't know are amazing. Don't people want to know the facts and truth? How can people just walk around ignorant of so many things? I mean, most people own a device(phone) that can give them an answer to just about any question in seconds!
 
6 days ago  
So somebody figured how to eat out with a mask on? Still not as bad as Coronaherpeclap.
 
6 days ago  
"Honey, have you seen my swimsuit bottom?"
 
6 days ago  
The Mask is now a pimp?


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6 days ago  

Zevon's Evil Twin: This woman is an idiot.

However...
My friend John wears a Bi-Pap at night.
He didn't clean his mask properly and developed a yeast infection on his face.


Is your friend an idiot or just slovenly?
 
6 days ago  

edmo: "Honey, have you seen my swimsuit bottom?"


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6 days ago  
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Just walk away.
 
6 days ago  
Damn....
 
6 days ago  

bingethinker: Clam Media sounds like some kind of porn site.


I was going to suggest a news aggregator about mollusk biology and/or seafood.
 
6 days ago  

OK So Amuse Me: Just one more reason we need comprehensive sex education in our schools. The basic things that people don't know are amazing. Don't people want to know the facts and truth? How can people just walk around ignorant of so many things? I mean, most people own a device(phone) that can give them an answer to just about any question in seconds!


We cant teach that in schools because it would turn the girls into sluts and they would all get pregnant! And that would make the baby jesus cry.
 
6 days ago  

rcain: Probably got it from the toilet seat. Use those paper seat rings people!
You never know what's going to jump up and grab your meat


Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Youtube ZmbxinvLONE
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

OK So Amuse Me: Just one more reason we need comprehensive sex education in our schools. The basic things that people don't know are amazing. Don't people want to know the facts and truth? How can people just walk around ignorant of so many things? I mean, most people own a device(phone) that can give them an answer to just about any question in seconds!


But, SOME people can't see their phones.

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6 days ago  
Chappelle's Show - Kneehigh Park Pt. 1 (ft. Q-Tip)
Youtube vAjMXH5JQiY
 
6 days ago  
Picture of the mask the husband was wearing

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