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2020-06-26 10:55:18 AM  
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2020-06-26 10:57:25 AM  
It's the media for bivalves.
 
2020-06-26 11:01:43 AM  
Sounds like the "Tractor Story"
 
2020-06-26 11:02:17 AM  

ac982000: Sounds like the "Tractor Story"


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2020-06-26 11:03:50 AM  
If by mask, the husband actually meant another person's genitals, it could happen.
 
2020-06-26 11:04:04 AM  
LOL! Just did some digging to find this... Got deleted. But there is a screen shot of her page before she must have shut it down or hid or whatever, that says 'Divorced'.
 
2020-06-26 11:10:01 AM  
"Dear WIS TV,

Should I where a mask?

Sincerely, I don't want Clamedia"



Dear Clamedia,

Yes, you should find out wear you're mask is. Particularly if your going to the Why.  Be careful, tho, because they're is lots of gonorea their two, particularly if they have a jack u see, so only go if you're willing to except the risk.
 
2020-06-26 11:10:09 AM  
I didn't know you could get oral Chlamydia?
 
2020-06-26 11:16:47 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Dear WIS TV,

Should I where a mask?

Sincerely, I don't want Clamedia"


Dear Clamedia,

Yes, you should find out wear you're mask is. Particularly if your going to the Why.  Be careful, tho, because they're is lots of gonorea their two, particularly if they have a jack u see, so only go if you're willing to except the risk.


Great, now my right eyelid is twitching uncontrollably again.
 
2020-06-26 11:17:47 AM  
to be fair, you can get chlamydia in your eyes.
But honey, that's not where he got it from.
 
2020-06-26 11:19:47 AM  
Oh he cheated.
 
2020-06-26 11:20:36 AM  
 
2020-06-26 11:21:24 AM  
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2020-06-26 11:21:28 AM  
Other people: I'm pretty sure he got it from a hooker.

Cheryl: no its the mask
 
2020-06-26 11:22:13 AM  
Depends on where you keep your mask. Though I don't think that's sanitary.
 
2020-06-26 11:22:25 AM  
Oh you can get eye Chlamyida as well. Not as bad as gonococcal eye infections. I would not recommend a GIS if that.
 
2020-06-26 11:24:08 AM  
Clam Media sounds like some kind of porn site.
 
2020-06-26 11:26:47 AM  

Ivo Shandor: cameroncrazy1984: I didn't know you could get oral Chlamydia?

https://www.cdc.gov/std/chlamydia/stdf​act-chlamydia.htm

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He meant aural chlamydia.
 
2020-06-26 11:28:13 AM  
And riding tractors...

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2020-06-26 11:28:33 AM  
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2020-06-26 11:28:36 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: I didn't know you could get oral Chlamydia?


Turn the panties inside out before you wear them as a mask...
 
2020-06-26 11:29:04 AM  
What a funny coincidence that Cathy Moak also has an infection on her face at the same time as Cheryl Gilbert's husband got one on his face.
 
2020-06-26 11:29:45 AM  

ac982000: Sounds like the "Tractor Story"


The one damn time I don't read the entire thread before posting...

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2020-06-26 11:30:54 AM  
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2020-06-26 11:31:24 AM  

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2020-06-26 11:31:57 AM  
This woman is an idiot.

However...
My friend John wears a Bi-Pap at night.
He didn't clean his mask properly and developed a yeast infection on his face.
 
2020-06-26 11:32:24 AM  
I bet that poor man got syphillis from a toilet seat too.
 
2020-06-26 11:34:51 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: This woman is an idiot.

However...
My friend John wears a Bi-Pap at night.
He didn't clean his mask properly and developed a yeast infection on his face.


and the doctor said, I can give you something that will clear it right up, and he said, no thanks, we need the bread
 
2020-06-26 11:35:40 AM  
Every knows you get clamedia from eating unwashed clams.
 
2020-06-26 11:36:15 AM  
Probably got it from the toilet seat. Use those paper seat rings people!
You never know what's going to jump up and grab your meat
 
2020-06-26 11:36:22 AM  
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2020-06-26 11:36:39 AM  

rcain: Probably got it from the toilet seat. Use those paper seat rings people!
You never know what's going to jump up and grab your meat


They are called "ass gaskets".
 
2020-06-26 11:39:47 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Other people: I'm pretty sure he got it from a hooker.

Cheryl: no its the mask


No it's Becky
 
2020-06-26 11:42:59 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

Jenwifonen: Y'all.. this just happened on our local news site.. what is life https://t.co/wEvLEVzS9r


If he's wearing it over his junk instead of his face?

Or ya know, dude banged a hooker and got a STD.
 
2020-06-26 11:45:17 AM  
Simple solution: Don't wear the mask on your clam, ma'am.
 
2020-06-26 11:48:01 AM  
Just one more reason we need comprehensive sex education in our schools. The basic things that people don't know are amazing. Don't people want to know the facts and truth? How can people just walk around ignorant of so many things? I mean, most people own a device(phone) that can give them an answer to just about any question in seconds!
 
2020-06-26 11:48:02 AM  
So somebody figured how to eat out with a mask on? Still not as bad as Coronaherpeclap.
 
2020-06-26 11:48:39 AM  
"Honey, have you seen my swimsuit bottom?"
 
2020-06-26 11:49:12 AM  
The Mask is now a pimp?


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2020-06-26 11:49:22 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: This woman is an idiot.

However...
My friend John wears a Bi-Pap at night.
He didn't clean his mask properly and developed a yeast infection on his face.


Is your friend an idiot or just slovenly?
 
2020-06-26 11:55:55 AM  

edmo: "Honey, have you seen my swimsuit bottom?"


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2020-06-26 11:56:01 AM  
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Just walk away.
 
2020-06-26 11:58:47 AM  
Damn....
 
2020-06-26 11:59:01 AM  

bingethinker: Clam Media sounds like some kind of porn site.


I was going to suggest a news aggregator about mollusk biology and/or seafood.
 
2020-06-26 12:00:28 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Just one more reason we need comprehensive sex education in our schools. The basic things that people don't know are amazing. Don't people want to know the facts and truth? How can people just walk around ignorant of so many things? I mean, most people own a device(phone) that can give them an answer to just about any question in seconds!


We cant teach that in schools because it would turn the girls into sluts and they would all get pregnant! And that would make the baby jesus cry.
 
2020-06-26 12:00:29 PM  

rcain: Probably got it from the toilet seat. Use those paper seat rings people!
You never know what's going to jump up and grab your meat


Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Youtube ZmbxinvLONE
 
2020-06-26 12:00:56 PM  
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2020-06-26 12:01:38 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Just one more reason we need comprehensive sex education in our schools. The basic things that people don't know are amazing. Don't people want to know the facts and truth? How can people just walk around ignorant of so many things? I mean, most people own a device(phone) that can give them an answer to just about any question in seconds!


But, SOME people can't see their phones.

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2020-06-26 12:01:42 PM  
Chappelle's Show - Kneehigh Park Pt. 1 (ft. Q-Tip)
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2020-06-26 12:02:14 PM  
Picture of the mask the husband was wearing

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