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(Market Screener)   American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct   (marketscreener.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, American Airlines, Delta Air Lines, United Airlines, Los Angeles International Airport, Southwest Airlines, Northwest Airlines, chief executives of major U.S. airlines, LaGuardia Airport  
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214 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Jun 2020 at 2:06 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-26 1:05:19 PM  
Just open the windows to get some fresh air.
 
2020-06-26 1:29:26 PM  
American flew too close to the sun and now they're in panic mode. This won't end well for them.
 
2020-06-26 2:09:49 PM  
That's quite a warning.  I'm sure they'll exchange tickets for a later ride for free, or at least give relatives discounts on trips to the funeral.
 
2020-06-26 2:13:39 PM  
Southwest has been leaving their middle seats empty. Why bother?

It's all theater. Sitting 20 inches from someone for a couple of hours in an enclosed tube is a very very poor idea.
 
2020-06-26 2:28:51 PM  
Welcome to American Airlines Flight 666 to Hell.  Please familiarize yourself with the layout of the 737 MAX.  You'll notice that you're now shoulder to shoulder with fellow vectors passengers.  We believe in community here at American Airlines.  So spread out, enjoy the flight.  Should we experience a collapse of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop above your seat.  As a true American, here on American Airlines, you'll know that donning this life-saving mask may be contrary to your constitutional rights to freedom. We're all about that.  So do as you wish and know that, you will be better off.  You will be unconscious as we crash and not feel anything.  And on that note, we should point out that the impact will kill you.  You will be dead before the wreckage catches fire and thus, will not, technically, die in a fire.

Enjoy your flight.
 
2020-06-26 2:36:54 PM  
American has always been trash.

I miss Frontier before they not acquired.  It was genuinely good.
 
2020-06-26 2:38:17 PM  

hammettman: Welcome to American Airlines Flight 666 to Hell.  Please familiarize yourself with the layout of the 737 MAX.  You'll notice that you're now shoulder to shoulder with fellow vectors passengers.  We believe in community here at American Airlines.  So spread out, enjoy the flight.  Should we experience a collapse of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop above your seat.  As a true American, here on American Airlines, you'll know that donning this life-saving mask may be contrary to your constitutional rights to freedom. We're all about that.  So do as you wish and know that, you will be better off.  You will be unconscious as we crash and not feel anything.  And on that note, we should point out that the impact will kill you.  You will be dead before the wreckage catches fire and thus, will not, technically, die in a fire.

Enjoy your flight.


Your pilot on today's flight is Captain Trips, your co-pilot is Ted Striker
 
2020-06-26 3:05:43 PM  
Who cares? Any clown that gets on a plane deserves whatever they get.
 
2020-06-26 3:15:54 PM  
Business class never sounded more appealing.
 
2020-06-26 3:28:25 PM  
I haven't let my county since March 8th. I don't want to get sick.  Y'all motherf*ckers are careless (not necessarily Farkers, just y'all in general). Who is getting on a plane right now?
 
2020-06-26 3:30:07 PM  
Well, I want going to go to an airport anyway. Now I DEFINITELY won't go so really nothing has changed. Y'all have a nice trip. Get it while you can. Domestically that is. In another couple of weeks there won't be anywhere that will let you land if your flight originated here in dumb people land.
 
2020-06-26 4:11:37 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I haven't let my county since March 8th. I don't want to get sick.  Y'all motherf*ckers are careless (not necessarily Farkers, just y'all in general). Who is getting on a plane right now?


There are a few essential workers who have valid reasons to fly.  I know a few people who have made cross-country trips to deliver PPE to COVID-19 hotspots.
 
2020-06-26 5:14:23 PM  
Nice. Perfect timing.

/ I guess the shareholders waited as long as they could stand it
 
2020-06-26 7:31:25 PM  

Peter Weyland: American has always been trash.

I miss Frontier before they not acquired.  It was genuinely good.


Had a great frontier flight back in the day. Havent flown them since they changed their setups but heard it isnt really a fun time
 
2020-06-26 7:49:03 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I haven't let my county since March 8th. I don't want to get sick.  Y'all motherf*ckers are careless (not necessarily Farkers, just y'all in general). Who is getting on a plane right now?


Different people than you, who apparently have different concerns and needs? Just throwing that out there...
 
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