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(Axios)   White House getting the covid band back together   (axios.com) divider line
    More: Murica, United Arab Emirates, White House, President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, Saudi Arabia, Vice President Mike Pence, worst-case scenario, Friday  
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2020-06-26 9:34:30 AM  
This time they will just function as a spin machine for trump, I'd wager.
 
2020-06-26 10:19:12 AM  
Fear not, America. Jared is back in charge of things.
 
2020-06-26 10:42:04 AM  

SpectroBoy: This time they will just function as a spin machine for trump, I'd wager.


If I were Biden, I'd spin it the other way.

"I'd like to join the rest of America in welcoming the Trump COVID team back from their two-month vacation. "
 
2020-06-26 11:12:18 AM  
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2020-06-26 11:31:17 AM  
"So funny thing... You know how it was just going to go away?  Well about that..."
 
2020-06-26 12:33:29 PM  

SpectroBoy: This time they will just function as a spin machine for trump, I'd wager.


"This time"?
 
2020-06-26 12:43:35 PM  
Pence:  The President is amazing.  I love him.  He is so gracious, lovable, and truthful. It hurts me to think how anyone would think otherwise.  I'll take your questions, now.
 
2020-06-26 12:46:43 PM  
Biden should team up with Faucci and do regular addresses where he fills in the for absent president and makes suggestions on how to proceed though this mess.

People need someone they believe and it will infuriate trump.
 
2020-06-26 1:03:55 PM  
Useless as tits on a bull.
 
2020-06-26 1:04:45 PM  
"...and, sir, if we turn the graph ninety degrees to the right," (gestures to assistant to turn the paper on the easel) "we start to see a trend of the arrow going *down*..."
 
2020-06-26 1:05:06 PM  
I honestly thought that they were going to forge ahead with reducing testing and saying, "The plague is over, stop worrying".
 
2020-06-26 1:07:44 PM  
Man, that's just lazy...a repeat directly above the article it's repeating.
 
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2020-06-26 1:09:12 PM  
what, now that it'shiatting red states, they are going to start taking it seriously?
 
2020-06-26 1:10:05 PM  

Tarl3k: Man, that's just lazy...a repeat directly above the article it's repeating.


And using the same cliche as the greenlighted article right below it.  Standards, man, it's all gone to pot this year.
 
2020-06-26 1:10:41 PM  
Judging by the graph pictured with the headline we are out of the woods, right?

Also, wtf is that graph?
 
2020-06-26 1:11:15 PM  

MFK: what, now that it'shiatting red states, they are going to start taking it seriously?


I hope so, otherwise I don't see a biatchanging.
 
2020-06-26 1:14:35 PM  
Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together 🎸 | Full Episode | Phineas and Ferb | Disney XD
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2020-06-26 1:19:22 PM  

SpectroBoy: Biden should team up with Faucci and do regular addresses where he fills in the for absent president and makes suggestions on how to proceed though this mess.

People need someone they believe and it will infuriate trump.


Especially if they did one of those "morning traffic guys" podcasts.

Fauci: "Hey Joe, what do you think about this opening of the states by Republicans?"
Joe: "I can't explain it. You'd have to be a real dumb asshole to ignore this virus like that..."
 
2020-06-26 1:21:13 PM  
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2020-06-26 1:22:04 PM  
Weird time for this to go green, given the several hundred comments in the live thread...
 
2020-06-26 1:24:55 PM  
Dr. Fauci was quoted at the news conference as saying:

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2020-06-26 1:25:00 PM  
This shiat is the latest bit of garbage that evangelical trumphumpers are pushing.
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2020-06-26 1:27:02 PM  
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2020-06-26 1:33:38 PM  
without reading each article, is this like the same thing?

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2020-06-26 1:36:57 PM  
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2020-06-26 1:37:13 PM  

freetomato: This shiat is the latest bit of garbage that evangelical trumphumpers are pushing.
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How do they square that with the fact that Fauci worked for Trump?
 
2020-06-26 1:38:17 PM  

nvmac: Pence:  The President is amazing.  I love him.  He is so gracious, lovable, and truthful. It hurts me to think how anyone would think otherwise.  I'll take your questions, now.


It is rather impressive how easily and clearly his sycophant songs roll off his tongue when it's permanently attached to boot leather.
 
2020-06-26 1:38:41 PM  
Will they put a VICTORY banner in the background?
 
2020-06-26 1:39:34 PM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: freetomato: This shiat is the latest bit of garbage that evangelical trumphumpers are pushing.
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How do they square that with the fact that Fauci worked for Trump?


Same folks would say we're silly for getting worked up over a simple "OK" hand sign.
 
2020-06-26 1:40:37 PM  

talkertopc: Will they put a VICTORY banner in the background?


I propose a variation on Bush's sign:  TRANSMISSION ACCOMPLISHED
 
2020-06-26 1:42:33 PM  
Say what you want, at least Pence can lie in English.
 
2020-06-26 1:54:24 PM  
Meh... they'll never get Mr. Fabulous. He's the top Matre 'd at the Chez Paul, pulling down six bills a week.
 
2020-06-26 1:56:22 PM  

Diogenes: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: freetomato: This shiat is the latest bit of garbage that evangelical trumphumpers are pushing.
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How do they square that with the fact that Fauci worked for Trump?

Same folks would say we're silly for getting worked up over a simple "OK" hand sign.


Same folks who don't recognize a Nazi salute when they see one, over and over and over, either.
 
2020-06-26 1:56:32 PM  

Tarl3k: Man, that's just lazy...a repeat directly above the article it's repeating.


Same joke in the headline even.
 
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