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6 days ago  
In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!
 
6 days ago  
Angry Tweet in 3....2.....
 
6 days ago  

Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!


Absolutely. Vote blue, vote early, and vote often!

Wait, something isn't right there...
 
6 days ago  
Conducted June 20-23 2020 under the joint direction of Beacon Research (D) and Shaw & Company (R), this Fox News Poll includes interviews with 1,013 Georgia voters . . .

Fox/Beacon/Shaw leans D +1.4, subby.

538

I'm not a Fox network defender, but their polling seems unaffected by the rest of the org's bias, despite Fark headlines.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!


Or green.
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  

AsparagusFTW: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Or green.


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5 days ago  
Biden needs zero of these states.
 
5 days ago  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Biden needs zero of these states.


We ought to welcome them with distrustful side eyes all the same.
 
5 days ago  

Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!


Because it does depend on it
 
5 days ago  
Don't trust the polls. Get out and vote.

And while you're at it, keep throwing bricks because even your ability to vote is being turned into a farce.
 
5 days ago  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Biden needs zero of these states.


But if he takes TX...aw lawd...It's difficult to comprehend a path to victory for the tangerine twitter twit and his short-bus band of elephants and turtles if TX rises to actually join the union again.
 
5 days ago  
Sounds like the polls have everything covered. I'll be staying home on election day since it's going to be a landslide blowout in Biden's favor.
 
5 days ago  

Weatherkiss: Sounds like the polls have everything covered. I'll be staying home on election day since it's going to be a landslide blowout in Biden's favor.


People like you are real!
 
5 days ago  

Weatherkiss: Sounds like the polls have everything covered. I'll be staying home on election day since it's going to be a landslide blowout in Biden's favor.


Ya gonna stay home and polish your fence?
Not a euphemism;
 
5 days ago  
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/Yes, I am working under the assumption 2:1 undecided break for Trump so none of them except Florida are likely gets unless something changes between now and November.
//Trump campaign just spent money to start running ads in GA next week.
 
5 days ago  
I'm so disappointed that 30-50% of this country can look at Donald Trump and say "yes, this is the man I want to lead my country."

There has never been a less qualified man to receive a major party's nomination for the Presidency. The fall of the Republican Party as any sort of legitimate organization has been completed. It's just a modern-day reincarnation of the Know Nothings, a party rooted solely in religious commitment to the Party regardless of platform or action.
 
5 days ago  

Lord Dimwit: I'm so disappointed that 30-50% of this country can look at Donald Trump and say "yes, this is the man I want to lead my country."


Well, it's that or taxes. And socialism. You don't want to pay more taxes, do you? And give your money away to those blah people?

Not surprising they vote that way. The fatal flaw in democracy is selfishness.
 
5 days ago  

Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!


While I won't say that I will say these polls are "registered voters ". "Likely voters" is a more conservative-leaning population. So a tossup state in the "registered voters" poll is a Republican win in the election.
 
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5 days ago  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Biden needs zero of these states.


Two of them have must win senate races though. They need the turnout for the down ballot even if Joe comes up short.
 
5 days ago  

Lord Dimwit: I'm so disappointed that 30-50% of this country can look at Donald Trump and say "yes, this is the man I want to lead my country."

There has never been a less qualified man to receive a major party's nomination for the Presidency. The fall of the Republican Party as any sort of legitimate organization has been completed. It's just a modern-day reincarnation of the Know Nothings, a party rooted solely in religious commitment to the Party regardless of platform or action.


The modern re-publican is a Nazi, racist self-centered Karen Meisterburger.  And ignorance and self-pride (and self-love from all accounts) is a feature, not an anomaly.
 
5 days ago  

Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it


Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.
 
5 days ago  
^
This thread needs an exterminator.
 
5 days ago  

desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No, you won't.
 
5 days ago  

desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.


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5 days ago  

KingOfTown: ^
This thread needs an exterminator.


shine the light, the roaches scatter
 
5 days ago  
It's not fark it's polls dot Com
 
5 days ago  

gunga galunga: desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No, you won't.


So you are saying Biden lied to Beto
 
5 days ago  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Biden needs zero of these states.


2 of them (NC and FL) are realistic.

GA and TX are a pipe dream.
 
5 days ago  

Grungehamster: [Fark user image image 425x471]

/Yes, I am working under the assumption 2:1 undecided break for Trump so none of them except Florida are likely gets unless something changes between now and November.
//Trump campaign just spent money to start running ads in GA next week.


Oh lucky GA. They get to constantly see the "Joe Biden is senile" ads that the Trump campaign seems to be running constantly.

He really doesn't have anything else.
 
5 days ago  
I don't believe in polls. I don't believe Fox polls. (Also I don't believe in Beatles, but that's a story for another time). But I will say that this line re: Georgia -

"He (Biden) leads by 7 points among women and by 26 points among suburban women."

- has got me at half mast after a couple of beers on a Friday afternoon.

As Bert the Cop said - I think I'll go home and see what the wife's doing.
 
5 days ago  

desertratt: If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.


Conservatives are cowards.  That's why they're conservative.  They're afraid.  Fear is what makes a conservative.  Fear of literally everything.  I was at a get-together recently where tRump support was strong.  A bunch of fat, old, lilly-white, pansy boys talking smack about how they got their guns and will take to the woods to defend their land if they needed to...

While they sat on a 50k patio, smoking rare cigars and drinking high end whiskey, not a one of which was capable of changing a tire without breaking into a dripping sweat.  They got mad when I laughed at them.  And they REALLY didn't like the name "Meal team six".  They were happy to take my 'Pampered Chef' order, though.
 
5 days ago  

Weatherkiss: desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.

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I know it's cliche to say "you owe me a new keyboard", but I literally did a spit-take on my keyboard.

/kerboard's fine
 
5 days ago  

desertratt: gunga galunga: desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No, you won't.

So you are saying Biden lied to Beto


No. We're telling you to quit jerking it to the thought of an unrealistic civil war.

You look foolish.
 
5 days ago  

desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.


Only if your side starts it. Oh wait, you already have ... one unarmed black man at a time.
 
JJR
5 days ago  
Don't suck each other's cocks yet libs.
 
5 days ago  

A Cave Geek: desertratt: If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.

Conservatives are cowards.  That's why they're conservative.  They're afraid.  Fear is what makes a conservative.  Fear of literally everything.  I was at a get-together recently where tRump support was strong.  A bunch of fat, old, lilly-white, pansy boys talking smack about how they got their guns and will take to the woods to defend their land if they needed to...

While they sat on a 50k patio, smoking rare cigars and drinking high end whiskey, not a one of which was capable of changing a tire without breaking into a dripping sweat.  They got mad when I laughed at them.  And they REALLY didn't like the name "Meal team six".  They were happy to take my 'Pampered Chef' order, though.


I once worked with a bunch of gun nuts. All but one of them are morbidly obese. All of them feel the need to have large numbers of guns "for protection" and have concealed carry licenses and stuff. The closest they've ever come to defending themselves is one of them almost killed his son when the son was sneaking in one night. They all live in low-crime areas, only visit low-crime areas, and are super pro-police and pro-military (i.e. "The Government").

I would be more sympathetic if they lived in high crime areas, or had ever had a home invasion, or hell if they only owned a few guns. But with multiple assault rifles in the suburbs, it really, really, only comes across as a power fantasy for weak men.
 
5 days ago  

A Cave Geek: But if he takes TX...aw lawd...It's difficult to comprehend a path to victory for the tangerine twitter twit and his short-bus band of elephants and turtles if TX rises to actually join the union again.


If we had the exact same 2016 map - where Trump eked out tiny victories in places like PA and WI - but Texas flipped?  We'll be saying President Biden in six months.  That gets him exactly to 270.

So in the real world if Texas flips, it's going to be a Reagan/Mondale-style landslide.  If Texas flips, Biden could get close to 400 EVs. It'll be a bigger blowout than Dumpy's last one in his underpants.
 
5 days ago  

JJR: Don't suck each other's cocks yet libs.


BUT THAT'S WHAT LIBERALS DOOOOOO
 
5 days ago  

A Cave Geek: Dusk-You-n-Me: Biden needs zero of these states.

But if he takes TX...aw lawd...It's difficult to comprehend a path to victory for the tangerine twitter twit and his short-bus band of elephants and turtles if TX rises to actually join the union again.


I do so want this to happen. My Texan in laws' heads would explode gloriously in a paroxysm of batshiat insanity.
 
5 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: Weatherkiss: Sounds like the polls have everything covered. I'll be staying home on election day since it's going to be a landslide blowout in Biden's favor.

People like you are real!


No.
 
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These two Presidents did really well in polls...
 
5 days ago  

DemonEater: A Cave Geek: But if he takes TX...aw lawd...It's difficult to comprehend a path to victory for the tangerine twitter twit and his short-bus band of elephants and turtles if TX rises to actually join the union again.

If we had the exact same 2016 map - where Trump eked out tiny victories in places like PA and WI - but Texas flipped?  We'll be saying President Biden in six months.  That gets him exactly to 270.

So in the real world if Texas flips, it's going to be a Reagan/Mondale-style landslide.  If Texas flips, Biden could get close to 400 EVs. It'll be a bigger blowout than Dumpy's last one in his underpants.


He's gonna win most Southern states. MAYBE NC and FL go to Biden.
 
5 days ago  

Lord Dimwit: I'm so disappointed that 30-50% of this country can look at Donald Trump and say "yes, this is the man I want to lead my country."

There has never been a less qualified man to receive a major party's nomination for the Presidency.


I respectfully but forcefully disagree. Hillary Rodham Clinton was, at least technically, a less qualified man, as she has ladyparts under her pantsuits, as opposed to Trump's circus peanut in a bird's nest. And her boobs were bigger than his in 2016.

She would have won if she had a peen. But that would be a world in which Bill was our first gay POTUS, and that's a world I don't want to live in. Or a world in which Bill was our first woman POTUS, in which case I shudder to think of what Jeremy Flowers and Michael Lewinsky would look like.
 
5 days ago  

DemonEater: A Cave Geek: But if he takes TX...aw lawd...It's difficult to comprehend a path to victory for the tangerine twitter twit and his short-bus band of elephants and turtles if TX rises to actually join the union again.

If we had the exact same 2016 map - where Trump eked out tiny victories in places like PA and WI - but Texas flipped?  We'll be saying President Biden in six months.  That gets him exactly to 270.

So in the real world if Texas flips, it's going to be a Reagan/Mondale-style landslide.  If Texas flips, Biden could get close to 400 EVs. It'll be a bigger blowout than Dumpy's last one in his underpants.


That's kind of what I was getting at.  If TX flips...even if he takes every other "battleground" state...it's over for him.  (MI isn't a battleground any more, not at +10 D Avg)

In reality, TX will be a REALLY big icing on the proverbial cake.  PN, FL, MI, WI, AZ will all rise LONG before TX...like has been said before, putting Biden's win within reach of Reagan/Mondale-landslide range.
 
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desertratt: Seabon: Sorelian's Ghost: In before the inevitable, don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your life depended on it...to say.

Don't trust the polls vote BLUE like your farkin' life depended on it!

Because it does depend on it

Yes it does, Biden has his wagon tied to the 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy.  In fact Biden said 'hell yes we are going to come take your guns' guy will the lead the 2nd agenda for his administration.

If Biden wins, we will be in the shooting part of Civil War 2 by this time next year.


If they aren't going to stand up and use them when the armed agents of the state are clearly shown to be actively abusing their powers and murdering citizens in cold blood in innumerable cases amid increasingly blatant and brutal crackdown violence, but instead will parade around with their guns when told to keep to PPE and quarantine requirements as those same government officers stand respectfully by, then what good are they?

For all that concern over a civil war, the people hoping and praying and attempting to engineer the Boogaloo isn't the Biden crowd.
 
5 days ago  
They don't realize that they are promoting Biden by leading every headline with him first and Trump second. The subconscious mind notices things like that.
 
5 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: Dusk-You-n-Me: Biden needs zero of these states.

2 of them (NC and FL) are realistic.

GA and TX are a pipe dream.


Disagree with you on GA being a pipe dream.

Are we going to vote for Trump come November? Probably so, but we are still more blue on a relative scale than Ohio or Iowa and our numbers are trending up, seeing that ATL is getting larger.

I'm not saying that Biden should put his $$$ on winning GA, but it's kind of a misconception that people have about the state - we have a lot of loud right wingers and Confederate fetishists, which scare off D's and liberals. OH and IA, are midwestern states that are historically swing states that D's flock to every 4 years to get votes, but their citizens are much quieter about their derp.
 
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