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(6ABC Philadelphia)   Eagles hire two dancers for the cheerleading squad. Oops, I meant to say, doctors. Eagles hire two doctors to shake their stuff. Medical education & brains take a back seat   (6abc.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Cheerleading, Philadelphia Eagles, analytical scientific people, physical therapist, medical field, Cristina Rosano, awesome area of gray, PHILADELPHIA  
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6 days ago  
a physical therapist and an Optometrist?

He's only sort of impressed:
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Actual surgeon
 
6 days ago  
TTIUWOP
 
6 days ago  

Magorn: a physical therapist and an Optometrist?

He's only sort of impressed:

Actual surgeon


But he's a Canadian doctor

/ I kid
// Knew a guy from college who did his MD at McGill, great school
 
6 days ago  
Wait, we have a dude on the Eagles cheerleader squad now?

Maybe he'll be on their swimsuit calendar also.
 
6 days ago  
Best ER episode ever.
Nurse: Doctor, we need help with the fans!
Doctor: what do we have out there?
Nurse: we have 4 santas with batteries in their heads, a few people who were trapped in a tunnel and teargassed and shot for peacefully protesting, and 15 guys who think they're Rocky, all the way down to dressing in 70's clothes, saying something about protecting a statue.
Doctor:  what about that guy over there?
Nurse: oh he was so happy he literally ate horsesh*t
 
6 days ago  

Nana's Vibrator: Best ER episode ever.
Nurse: Doctor, we need help with the fans!
Doctor: what do we have out there?
Nurse: we have 4 santas with batteries in their heads, a few people who were trapped in a tunnel and teargassed and shot for peacefully protesting, and 15 guys who think they're Rocky, all the way down to dressing in 70's clothes, saying something about protecting a statue.
Doctor:  what about that guy over there?
Nurse: oh he was so happy he literally ate horsesh*t


Doctor:  what about all those racists crying in the corner?
Nurse: oh those are the fans from Boston
 
6 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Nana's Vibrator: Best ER episode ever.
Nurse: Doctor, we need help with the fans!
Doctor: what do we have out there?
Nurse: we have 4 santas with batteries in their heads, a few people who were trapped in a tunnel and teargassed and shot for peacefully protesting, and 15 guys who think they're Rocky, all the way down to dressing in 70's clothes, saying something about protecting a statue.
Doctor:  what about that guy over there?
Nurse: oh he was so happy he literally ate horsesh*t

Doctor:  what about all those racists crying in the corner?
Nurse: oh those are the fans from Boston


Touchy touchy.  But we already talked about the statue heroes. I did skip over Riley Cooper, though.  You can add him if you want.
 
6 days ago  

Nana's Vibrator: johnny_vegas: Nana's Vibrator: Best ER episode ever.
Nurse: Doctor, we need help with the fans!
Doctor: what do we have out there?
Nurse: we have 4 santas with batteries in their heads, a few people who were trapped in a tunnel and teargassed and shot for peacefully protesting, and 15 guys who think they're Rocky, all the way down to dressing in 70's clothes, saying something about protecting a statue.
Doctor:  what about that guy over there?
Nurse: oh he was so happy he literally ate horsesh*t

Doctor:  what about all those racists crying in the corner?
Nurse: oh those are the fans from Boston

Touchy touchy.  But we already talked about the statue heroes. I did skip over Riley Cooper, though.  You can add him if you want.


lol, fair enough.  You all have been getting beat to hell for being racist pieces of shiat lately. Time to let someone else have it for a little.
 
6 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Nana's Vibrator: johnny_vegas: Nana's Vibrator: Best ER episode ever.
Nurse: Doctor, we need help with the fans!
Doctor: what do we have out there?
Nurse: we have 4 santas with batteries in their heads, a few people who were trapped in a tunnel and teargassed and shot for peacefully protesting, and 15 guys who think they're Rocky, all the way down to dressing in 70's clothes, saying something about protecting a statue.
Doctor:  what about that guy over there?
Nurse: oh he was so happy he literally ate horsesh*t

Doctor:  what about all those racists crying in the corner?
Nurse: oh those are the fans from Boston

Touchy touchy.  But we already talked about the statue heroes. I did skip over Riley Cooper, though.  You can add him if you want.

lol, fair enough.  You all have been getting beat to hell for being racist pieces of shiat lately. Time to let someone else have it for a little.


You can call whoever you want a piece of sh*t.  Urban Trump voters in wife beaters standing in the bleachers or along the back wall of a Bruins game yelling slurs ARE pieces of sh*t.

Most people wouldn't know this, but that guy gets beaten bloody and tossed out of the 300's in Gillette.
 
6 days ago  
I wish the doctor I got looked like that instead of the old man I had when I had to go to the ER on account of the Viagra.
 
6 days ago  

Nana's Vibrator: johnny_vegas: Nana's Vibrator: johnny_vegas: Nana's Vibrator: Best ER episode ever.
Nurse: Doctor, we need help with the fans!
Doctor: what do we have out there?
Nurse: we have 4 santas with batteries in their heads, a few people who were trapped in a tunnel and teargassed and shot for peacefully protesting, and 15 guys who think they're Rocky, all the way down to dressing in 70's clothes, saying something about protecting a statue.
Doctor:  what about that guy over there?
Nurse: oh he was so happy he literally ate horsesh*t

Doctor:  what about all those racists crying in the corner?
Nurse: oh those are the fans from Boston

Touchy touchy.  But we already talked about the statue heroes. I did skip over Riley Cooper, though.  You can add him if you want.

lol, fair enough.  You all have been getting beat to hell for being racist pieces of shiat lately. Time to let someone else have it for a little.

You can call whoever you want a piece of sh*t.  Urban Trump voters in wife beaters standing in the bleachers or along the back wall of a Bruins game yelling slurs ARE pieces of sh*t.

Most people wouldn't know this, but that guy gets beaten bloody and tossed out of the 300's in Gillette.


Not anyone, just actual racists, but yeah.
 
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