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(Twitter)   If you happen to be the individual that stole a stripper pole from Lovers around 2PM today, we know who you are via your store membership card   ( divider line
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2020-06-26 7:21:59 AM  
5 votes:
Look, I'm just saying in college I rented an apartment with a stripper pole installed.

I'm not sure what combination of frat bro/mad genius decided that was a good decor choice, but even the most staid and reserved of women would take a turn on it.  They would all say that is was tacky and awful, and perhaps it was, but at some point they would end up on it.

Anyway, if you're in college, it's worth the investment.

2020-06-26 9:18:42 AM  
3 votes:
Not to be "that person," but I believe proper grammar is " be the individual who stole a stripper pole..."

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2020-06-26 5:46:59 AM  
3 votes:
Should have learned a trick from the cops and put some electrical tape over the number before committing crimes on camera.
2020-06-26 9:28:00 AM  
1 vote:
Unplanned donation?
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