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(Twitter)   If you happen to be the individual that stole a stripper pole from Lovers around 2PM today, we know who you are via your store membership card   (twitter.com) divider line
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1777 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2020 at 8:59 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-26 2:19:24 AM  
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2020-06-26 5:46:59 AM  
Should have learned a trick from the cops and put some electrical tape over the number before committing crimes on camera.
 
2020-06-26 6:53:15 AM  
Store membership?
 
2020-06-26 7:10:01 AM  
I NEEDED IT.
 
2020-06-26 7:21:59 AM  
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Look, I'm just saying in college I rented an apartment with a stripper pole installed.

I'm not sure what combination of frat bro/mad genius decided that was a good decor choice, but even the most staid and reserved of women would take a turn on it.  They would all say that is was tacky and awful, and perhaps it was, but at some point they would end up on it.

Anyway, if you're in college, it's worth the investment.

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2020-06-26 7:52:11 AM  

EvilEgg: <csb>
Look, I'm just saying in college I rented an apartment with a stripper pole installed.

I'm not sure what combination of frat bro/mad genius decided that was a good decor choice, but even the most staid and reserved of women would take a turn on it.  They would all say that is was tacky and awful, and perhaps it was, but at some point they would end up on it.

Anyway, if you're in college, it's worth the investment.

</csb>


I once helped a former friend move and he had a real Gyno chair with stirrups set up in his living room. Yeah, he was a creep.
 
2020-06-26 8:05:08 AM  
Jeeze dude, you get the 10th one free.
 
2020-06-26 9:08:26 AM  
Is this the New Policing, where they just announce they know who you are and wait for you to turn yourself in instead of going to get you?
 
2020-06-26 9:18:42 AM  
Not to be "that person," but I believe proper grammar is "...to be the individual who stole a stripper pole..."

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2020-06-26 9:19:10 AM  
Apparently it is a clothing and toy establishment.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/lovers-tukwi​l​a
 
2020-06-26 9:26:37 AM  

jjorsett: Is this the New Policing, where they just announce they know who you are and wait for you to turn yourself in instead of going to get you?


it works fairly often with kids and really dumb criminals.
 
2020-06-26 9:28:00 AM  
Unplanned donation?
 
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