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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Can you say "liquidate?"   (smh.com.au) divider line
    More: Obvious, Richard Branson, Virgin Australia administrator Deloitte, rival bidder Cyrus Capital Partners, giant Bain Capital, rescue offer, Virgin America, New York, Friday morning  
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2020-06-26 3:24:16 AM  
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2020-06-26 5:43:59 AM  
1. Make it sell off all its assets
2. Load it up with debt
3. Declare it bankrupt
4. Fark employees, fark lenders, fark shareholders, fark communities relying on it as an economic engine
5. Publish a "why Millennials and big government regulations killed this great company" article.
6. Turn off the lights as you go out the door.
 
2020-06-26 5:55:10 AM  

pkjun: 1. Make it sell off all its assets
2. Load it up with debt
3. Declare it bankrupt
4. Fark employees, fark lenders, fark shareholders, fark communities relying on it as an economic engine
5. Publish a "why Millennials and big government regulations killed this great company" article.
6. Turn off the lights as you go out the door.


It's already bankrupt.

/LOL'd at Deloitte just ghosting the other bidder
 
2020-06-26 11:20:41 AM  
Something something virgin joke
 
2020-06-27 3:06:55 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: pkjun: 1. Make it sell off all its assets
2. Load it up with debt
3. Declare it bankrupt
4. Fark employees, fark lenders, fark shareholders, fark communities relying on it as an economic engine
5. Publish a "why Millennials and big government regulations killed this great company" article.
6. Turn off the lights as you go out the door.

It's already bankrupt.

/LOL'd at Deloitte just ghosting the other bidder


So is someone considering insider trading at Deloitte?
 
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