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3964 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jun 2020 at 2:41 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-25 8:38:00 PM  
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2020-06-25 8:42:22 PM  
That jackhole is going down like a bucket in a well.
 
2020-06-25 8:48:23 PM  
Yeah, was going to vote for Biden but since he misspoke I guess I will have to vote for the insane racist criminal clown instead.
 
2020-06-25 8:48:50 PM  
I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?
 
2020-06-25 8:49:05 PM  
Trump didn't write that!

Mortifyingly

NO.FARKING.WAY
 
2020-06-25 8:50:05 PM  
That man has all the self-awareness of a carpet stain.
 
2020-06-25 8:52:16 PM  
5 seconds... LOL
 
2020-06-25 8:54:37 PM  

NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?


He said 120 million instead of thousand
 
2020-06-25 9:01:25 PM  

ultradeeg: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He said 120 million instead of thousand


Must be from the other seven states.

Far better to misspeak than to misdo, jenius.
 
2020-06-25 9:06:33 PM  

ultradeeg: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He said 120 million instead of thousand


Figures.

Did this JUST happen? I have a mental image of Trump desperately watching everything Biden says and does and just prays for SOMETHING he can attack him on.

Not like Trump is doing anything else
 
2020-06-25 9:23:30 PM  
LAW AND ORDER
 
2020-06-25 9:31:11 PM  
Didn't he link to a media outlet reporting it?

On the other hand, if it's all fake news...
 
2020-06-25 9:38:42 PM  
Reminds me of this bit by Jon Stewart:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xn508x/​t​he-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-a-singl​e-factual-error

Biden just has to fark up once, and then all the stupid shiat Trump says is suddenly negated.
 
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2020-06-25 9:42:29 PM  
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2020-06-25 9:55:45 PM  

vudukungfu: That jackhole is going down like a bucket in a well.


Harder and faster than Ivanka on Father's Day.
 
2020-06-25 9:57:34 PM  

NateAsbestos: ultradeeg: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He said 120 million instead of thousand

Figures.

Did this JUST happen? I have a mental image of Trump desperately watching everything Biden says and does and just prays for SOMETHING he can attack him on.

Not like Trump is doing anything else


Nah, he's got people to do that boring work for him. He'd rather watch Fox News and the Gorilla Channel.
 
2020-06-25 10:01:26 PM  

Xai: [Fark user image 850x748]


Trump has more relevant tweets in his file than a certain Farker has relevant Bo Burnham GIFs.
 
2020-06-25 10:32:06 PM  
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT
 
2020-06-25 10:40:34 PM  

arrogantbastich: PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT


This.  Trump should be showing more respect for the next President of the United of States of America.
 
2020-06-26 12:26:48 AM  
I'm still waiting for my visa to visit Nambia.
 
2020-06-26 2:44:21 AM  
Trump will keep harping on a guy who has to spit words out fast in order to overcome his stutter and thus makes some misstatements ... instead of like you know going on for 18 minutes about a ramp and water. :eyeroll:
 
2020-06-26 2:45:44 AM  

Xai: [Fark user image 850x748]


How could churches and hotels have injured so many people!
 
2020-06-26 2:48:57 AM  
I'm not convinced he actually said that.

We have a mile of cars!
 
2020-06-26 2:51:19 AM  
1.2 hundred k dead.  I can see the ease of the mistake.

The fact the mess in the oval office thought it needed to post something so inane is ... sorry I have run out of adjectives over the last few years :(
 
2020-06-26 2:51:24 AM  

NateAsbestos: ultradeeg: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He said 120 million instead of thousand

Figures.

Did this JUST happen? I have a mental image of Trump desperately watching everything Biden says and does and just prays for SOMETHING he can attack him on.

Not like Trump is doing anything else


Oh, you have no idea. On the other side they will write six stories from the same speech with each one highlighting one sentence so they can rage six times.

Pretty standard for them, really.
 
2020-06-26 3:09:02 AM  
So we're at the point of the Fürherbunker scene right after Hitler casually says Steiner's troops will force the Allies back and the generals look at one another and tug their collars.
 
2020-06-26 3:10:21 AM  
Goon 1: Mein Trümpenfürher...
Goon 2: Biden...
 
2020-06-26 3:11:40 AM  

arrogantbastich: PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT


I think we need to codify protections for the president. We should call it the Covfefe Act.

/s
 
2020-06-26 3:20:14 AM  
It's just a matter of time before Trump makes fun of Biden for being orange.
 
2020-06-26 3:27:32 AM  

NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?


He quoted the death in the US as 120 million instead of 120 Thousand-

yup, a pretty big flub.

Not earth shattering, as it didnt seem like a lie, just a brain fart of sorts
 
2020-06-26 3:28:20 AM  
Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
 
2020-06-26 3:32:16 AM  

fearmongert: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He quoted the death in the US as 120 million instead of 120 Thousand-

yup, a pretty big flub.

Not earth shattering, as it didnt seem like a lie, just a brain fart of sorts


Nonsense!  I thought the death-toll would be limited to fifteen, and then it would go away once the weather got warm...
 
2020-06-26 3:33:02 AM  
So what's the real number, Donnie? How much blood do you really have on your hands? If you're calling Joe out for messing up the number, tell us what the real death toll is.
 
2020-06-26 3:38:19 AM  

HighOnCraic: fearmongert: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He quoted the death in the US as 120 million instead of 120 Thousand-

yup, a pretty big flub.

Not earth shattering, as it didnt seem like a lie, just a brain fart of sorts

Nonsense!  I thought the death-toll would be limited to fifteen, and then it would go away once the weather got warm...


and that REALLY is the dofference-

Biden made a simple gaffe, Trump pulls numbers out of his ass to suit his narrative- knowingly
 
2020-06-26 3:43:57 AM  
"I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don't have a musical instrument. I don't have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we've broken a lot of records. We've broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don't need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical - the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important."
 
2020-06-26 3:44:15 AM  

Circusdog320: Trump didn't write that!

Mortifyingly

NO.FARKING.WAY


Came here to say this.  His vocabulary is only about 14 words...
 
2020-06-26 3:47:35 AM  

This Is Bold Text: Reminds me of this bit by Jon Stewart:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xn508x/t​he-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-a-singl​e-factual-error

Biden just has to fark up once, and then all the stupid shiat Trump says is suddenly negated.


Interesting.  Not the point of the bit, but the guy died of a PCP overdose only after he was tasered huh?  Sounds like what the ME tried to do to Floyd but the video didn't allow (say there's no evidence of asphyxiation and then blame drugs).

When the ME report came out a bunch of people commented about how many deaths like Floyd's were explained away like that without explicit video.evidence to refute them.

This particular case sounds like a perfect example.  Guy was walking around committing crimes and resisting arrest and then SUDDENLY dies of a PCP overdose?

Aside from that, as a dissociative anesthetic, people don't overdose the same way as say, narcotics, where they pass out and stop breathing.  With PCP they are breathing fine throughout.  When there is intoxication users can be in danger from seizures and hyperthermia.

I do actually wonder if tazing can set off a seizure, but my guess is they sat in top of the guy for ten minutes and he suffocated to death.  Just like Floyd.
 
2020-06-26 3:51:47 AM  
Yeah still would rather vote for a guy that flubs that than a guy that cuts federal funding for testing because he is trying to pad his numbers.
 
2020-06-26 3:54:37 AM  

Circusdog320: Trump didn't write that!

Mortifyingly

NO.FARKING.WAY


came here to say that lol... i think in all the tweets trump hasnt tweeted this one is the one he hasnt tweeted the most
 
2020-06-26 3:57:09 AM  
"If" he said something so mortifyingly stupid? Dude, less than a week ago, you spent 15 minutes trying to play up walking a gentle ramp like you were trying to climb the icy side of K2. Then you had your ultimate fear of strength: showing that you could drink water from a big boy glass.
 
2020-06-26 4:00:48 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Xai: [Fark user image 850x748]

Trump has more relevant tweets in his file than a certain Farker has relevant Bo Burnham GIFs.


wait. wait wait wait. do we have any Bo Burnham GIFs vis a vis The Gorilla Channel? I mean, I would already pay to watch The Gorilla Channel (but please no instigating fights, 2Scoops*) but I would pay double-secret-extra-probation to watch GIFs of Bo Burnham watching The Gorilla Channel. (Narrator: this devolves into a whole survey/beans/GeorgeWendt sort of thing, so have your children kindly look away.)
 
2020-06-26 4:06:02 AM  
There's no way in hell Trump even knows what "mortifyingly" means, much less how to spell it. He didn't write this tweet.
 
2020-06-26 4:10:54 AM  

fearmongert: NateAsbestos: I'm not giving Trump, and whatever site is hosting the hit-piece video a click.
What supposedly stupid thing did Biden say?

He quoted the death in the US as 120 million instead of 120 Thousand-

yup, a pretty big flub.

Not earth shattering, as it didnt seem like a lie, just a brain fart of sorts


Yes, a brain fart, as opposed to Trump's brain prolapsed-anus-spewing-TacoBell-diarr​h​ea-like-a-lawn-sprinklers.
 
2020-06-26 4:18:39 AM  

MaryJaneYummypants: "I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don't have a musical instrument. I don't have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we've broken a lot of records. We've broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don't need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical - the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important."


I don't want to believe that's real.
 
2020-06-26 4:23:17 AM  

Xai: [Fark user image 850x748]


It's pronounced melleon.
 
2020-06-26 4:34:34 AM  
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If only he had an editor like this.
 
2020-06-26 4:36:59 AM  
There are so many educated, qualified people from all walks of life who could lead the executive branch, and for some reason we can't get any of those as candidates.

Instead we get the Doddering Plagiarist vs. Narcissistic Used Car Salesman.
 
2020-06-26 4:44:17 AM  
Nobody expects Biden to not make constant verbal gaffes. He only needs to not be a Nazi. At this point, the Biden campaign message can simply consist of "he's the opposite of Trump".

/it's not like Biden is handicapped by having a vagina
 
2020-06-26 4:52:16 AM  
Not being perfect isn't the problem. Pretending you're perfect is.
 
2020-06-26 5:03:17 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Nobody expects Biden to not make constant verbal gaffes. He only needs to not be a Nazi. At this point, the Biden campaign message can simply consist of "he's the opposite of Trump".

/it's not like Biden is handicapped by having a vagina


It's hard to compare 2020 to 2016 given...well...everything... but Hillary did win the popular vote and so I wouldn't be so confident Biden would have won in 2016 either had he run in Hillary's place.
 
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