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2020-06-25 7:12:53 PM  
Welcome Fark Artists to your weekly Fartist Friday Contest. This week, show us your fantasy job. Difficulty: Using MSPaint or other Paint programs only. The more fantastical the better! Bonus: let us guess your dream profession.

As an example, here's one of my fantastical fantasy jobs, see if you can guess what it is:

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As you can see, all skill levels are encouraged!

Fartist Fridays are weekly creativity contests that you can participate in with things you have on hand, since many of us are stuck at home right now. If you have an idea for a future contest theme, please send it along to Farkback. Show off your skills (or lack thereof!) while we practice socially distancing together, and be sure to vote for your favorite entries.

Congratulations to last week's "Show and Tell" theme contest winner, Thunderboy! Check it out and see our so many talented Fartists, wow.

The contest is submitted on Thursdays with entries open immediately to TotalFarkers (membership has its privileges!) then goes to Main Page on Friday. The contest closes at the end of the day (midnight Eastern) on Sundays. All times are approximate because we're all drunk.

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Rules:
All votable entries follow the theme requirements.

This week's theme: Show us your fantasy job. Difficulty: Using MSPaint or other Paint programs only. The more fantastical the better! Bonus: Let us guess your dream profession.

Three separate entries maximum are allowed per person.

Prize: Bragging rights and a mention in the Fark NotNewsletter.

All skill levels encouraged (as you can see from my example!) and most importantly: We're all in this together so let's create some F'Arts together - Fark Arts, that is.
 
2020-06-26 11:19:54 AM  
Don't have MS Paint on mobile and don't have a PC. So....
 
2020-06-26 12:13:03 PM  
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2020-06-26 12:16:02 PM  

btraz70: [Fark user image 702x583]


My God, he's full of stars!
 
2020-06-26 12:18:11 PM  
It's a work in progress

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2020-06-26 12:23:43 PM  
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2020-06-26 1:09:14 PM  
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2020-06-26 3:32:45 PM  
I want to fly one of these.  The SR-71 was designed in the '50s, but it's still the record holder for fastest non-rocket powered plane ever to fly.

I made this with a free 3D modeling program called Blender.
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2020-06-26 3:34:54 PM  

Yooper56: I want to fly one of these.  The SR-71 was designed in the '50s, but it's still the record holder for fastest non-rocket powered plane ever to fly.

I made this with a free 3D modeling program called Blender.
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Shiat, missed the part about MS Paint only.  I still want to fly one though.
 
2020-06-26 3:54:56 PM  

libranoelrose: [comeupants.com image 850x1044]


I call this Here, Dingo, eat part of Texas
 
2020-06-26 4:14:06 PM  
Executive management
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2020-06-27 4:18:54 PM  

Yooper56: I want to fly one of these.  The SR-71 was designed in the '50s, but it's still the record holder for fastest non-rocket powered plane ever to fly.

I made this with a free 3D modeling program called Blender.
[Fark user image 850x531][Fark user image 850x460]


Very nice. Now mine...

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2020-06-27 5:02:57 PM  
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2020-06-27 5:18:02 PM  
Soccer player
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/now with voting
 
2020-06-27 5:35:03 PM  
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2020-06-27 5:47:02 PM  
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2020-06-27 5:50:08 PM  

mrshowrules: [i.ibb.co image 695x475]


What ya gonna do when she is 80 years old and wearing a schit bag???? Be her seat still? Yo gotta think about these things.
 
2020-06-27 6:25:32 PM  
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2020-06-27 6:34:43 PM  
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2020-06-27 6:42:10 PM  
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2020-06-27 6:59:56 PM  

ruudbob: mrshowrules: [i.ibb.co image 695x475]

What ya gonna do when she is 80 years old and wearing a schit bag???? Be her seat still? Yo gotta think about these things.


80?  That's like a fine wine.  I'll die in bliss before then anyways.
 
2020-06-27 8:27:26 PM  
Unsure how to depict strip club owner.
 
2020-06-27 9:03:11 PM  
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2020-06-28 12:08:28 AM  

ruudbob: [Fark user image 850x662]


Mothman?
 
2020-06-28 9:41:03 AM  
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2020-06-28 12:37:23 PM  

Jedbone: [Fark user image 850x478]


You want to be a ghost mailman?
 
2020-06-28 12:56:59 PM  

Enigmamf: Jedbone: [Fark user image 850x478]

You want to be a ghost mailman?


He's dead inside and wants a check mailed to him
 
2020-06-28 1:22:18 PM  

edmo: Yooper56: I want to fly one of these.  The SR-71 was designed in the '50s, but it's still the record holder for fastest non-rocket powered plane ever to fly.

I made this with a free 3D modeling program called Blender.
[Fark user image 850x531][Fark user image 850x460]

Very nice. Now mine...

[Fark user image 850x448]


That's what I picture the plane looks like in strong turbulence.
 
2020-06-28 1:36:01 PM  
I don't have access to MS paint right now so let me describe it without saying what it actually is.  The Washington DC skyline.  A spotlight goes up over Capitol Hill.  The Emblem of a Donkey with Batwings shines in the middle.  Okay, I want to be a Batman like vigilante superhero that goes around Washington DC beating the hell out of corrupt Republicans, and has all kinds of cool gadgets and vehicles.
 
2020-06-28 2:21:53 PM  
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2020-06-28 3:24:58 PM  

Yooper56: Yooper56: I want to fly one of these.  The SR-71 was designed in the '50s, but it's still the record holder for fastest non-rocket powered plane ever to fly.

I made this with a free 3D modeling program called Blender.
[Fark user image 850x531][Fark user image 850x460]

Shiat, missed the part about MS Paint only.  I still want to fly one though.


No problem.  Just take your image and paste it into MS Paint.

/Technically correct.  The best kind of correct.
 
2020-06-28 3:46:18 PM  
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2020-06-28 4:08:28 PM  

CluelessMoron: Yooper56: Yooper56: I want to fly one of these.  The SR-71 was designed in the '50s, but it's still the record holder for fastest non-rocket powered plane ever to fly.

I made this with a free 3D modeling program called Blender.
[Fark user image 850x531][Fark user image 850x460]

Shiat, missed the part about MS Paint only.  I still want to fly one though.

No problem.  Just take your image and paste it into MS Paint.

/Technically correct.  The best kind of correct.


Please create the image in MSPaint or another Paint program from scratch for a votable entry, thanks.
 
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