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(Talking Points Memo)   Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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3117 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jun 2020 at 12:17 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Leopards can't change their spots
 
6 days ago  
Jack's ex-cellmate Abram will be happy to see him
 
6 days ago  
I'm really not surprised that, of all things, he's getting busted for having run a crypto scheme.
 
6 days ago  
The hits just keep on comin'!
 
6 days ago  
Must've lied to or stolen from a rich person.
 
6 days ago  
Flim Flam Führer pardons him in 4...3...2...
 
6 days ago  
If your friend Jack was stuck on the roof and he needed help getting down, would you help Jack Abramoff?


Thank yew...thank yew....
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

IgG4: Leopards can't change their spots


Not as long as we treat white collar crime with kids gloves.
 
6 days ago  
Abramoff is just auditioning to be the new head of the SEC now that Jay Clayton is going to the DOJ.  He's Trump's kinda guy.
 
6 days ago  
Put Jackwina bekinjail.
 
6 days ago  
I remember him because he killed my industry in the mid-2000s. Online gambling.
 
6 days ago  
Yes.  I remember him.  Back when you could hold a Republican accountable for corruption and illegal activities.
 
6 days ago  
How is he not part of Trumps administration?
 
6 days ago  
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Surely Abramoff can take at least 3
 
6 days ago  
Really good book,worth reading,

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6 days ago  
Wire fraud.  I think next to mail fraud that will get you nailed faster than anything.  It's like a bonus on farking up.  They hold that in their pocket until needed. "Did you mail a christtmas card to your grandma and mention you were crypto-ing?"  Busted.  Fed tennis camp you are off to.
 
6 days ago  
It's like he's an habitual petty criminal that keeps getting busted for theft and B&E within 2 weeks of release. Because they lack any other life skills, they turn back to crime.
 
6 days ago  
I think i remember some memes about him being on dancing with the stars?
 
6 days ago  
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At least he stopped making movies.
 
6 days ago  
I would say this is a BOLD way to apply for a position at the Trump administration.
I would also say it's not really a prime time to do so.

But, this is the regular way to apply for a position at the Trump administration.
And it's never a prime time to do so.
 
6 days ago  
How is he even allowed NEAR any financial exchanges?
 
6 days ago  

hubiestubert: How is he even allowed NEAR any financial exchanges?


Crypto isn't a financial anything, it's unregulated illegal gambling (illegal in practice to the point that even the "unregulated" part sometimes fails to protect the people involved from the consequences of the "illegal" part, as we see in TFA).  Running a crypto scam is basically the same thing as conning people for their ATM details so you can empty out their accounts and play the ponies, it's not legitimate enough to be certified by anyone in the first place.

// Not that financial exchanges are actually useful, meaningful or economically productive in any real sense, but they are at least (poorly, but still) regulated, legal gambling so they've got that over crypto.
 
6 days ago  
The current Republican administration is so corrupt and damaging to the US with new bullsh*t every single week that it's easy to forget just how corrupt the last Republican administration was.
 
6 days ago  

Jim_Callahan: hubiestubert: How is he even allowed NEAR any financial exchanges?

Crypto isn't a financial anything, it's unregulated illegal gambling (illegal in practice to the point that even the "unregulated" part sometimes fails to protect the people involved from the consequences of the "illegal" part, as we see in TFA).  Running a crypto scam is basically the same thing as conning people for their ATM details so you can empty out their accounts and play the ponies, it's not legitimate enough to be certified by anyone in the first place.

// Not that financial exchanges are actually useful, meaningful or economically productive in any real sense, but they are at least (poorly, but still) regulated, legal gambling so they've got that over crypto.


More importantly: how does anyone think, "Hey, Jack Abramoff is involved. It's totes legit and will make me money!"
 
6 days ago  
Just remember what ol' Jack Abramoff does when the feds raid, and the subpoenas fall from the sky, and the pillars of our economy shake. Yeah, Jack Abramoff just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "I got nothing. So, it's back to prison then?"
 
6 days ago  
Once a grifter, always a grifter.
 
6 days ago  

Pinner: Put Jackwina bekinjail.


That is not a reference I expected to see today.
 
6 days ago  
This is probably Jacob Wohl's future.
 
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