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(Twitter)   Put down your bootleg Bolton and buy my new book: "Trump and the American Future: Solving the Great Problems of Our Time." Why are you all laughing? - Newt   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-06-25 4:04:37 PM  
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2020-06-25 6:14:32 PM  
I wish that sentient tub of rancid mayonnaise would just farking die already.
 
2020-06-25 6:24:23 PM  
Where's the chapter on serial adultery and serving your wife divorce papers while she's being treated for cancer?
 
2020-06-25 6:27:46 PM  
When I think of the phrase "a much more destructive path that will end America as we know it", I think of this malignant narcissist getting elected to a second term somehow.  Can you imagine the damage he will inflict if he doesn't need to worry about getting re-elected?
 
2020-06-25 6:46:32 PM  
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a much better book. probably
 
2020-06-25 6:50:02 PM  
Values... hmmm?

Pussy grabbing
Cheating on the wife
Putting children in cages
Sleeping with porn stars
Lying (occasionally)
Taking the Lord's name in vain
 
2020-06-25 6:59:14 PM  
Is he saying siding with Trump is the destructive path? If not, then the Pope needs to kick Callista in the crotch.
 
2020-06-25 7:09:03 PM  
Trump is going to lose harder than the 1980s Colts.
 
2020-06-25 7:09:24 PM  
I would buy a copy but toilet paper's been easier to get lately.
 
2020-06-25 7:09:29 PM  

edmo: Values... hmmm?

Pussy grabbing
Cheating on the wife
Putting children in cages
Sleeping with porn stars
Lying (occasionally)
Taking the Lord's name in vain


I was about to ask if it counts if Trump doesn't believe in God, but then I realized bankruptcy is the same thing to a capitalist.
 
2020-06-25 7:10:40 PM  
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2020-06-25 7:11:20 PM  
Trump can't even solve an umbrella.
 
2020-06-25 7:11:33 PM  
Sin'sHero:

I just wish the pope would start excommunicating publicly Catholic figures that go against the RC dogma & policy

No mater their political affiliation, either your full bore and inline the religion you've made public or your quiet about your faith
 
2020-06-25 7:12:11 PM  
Gyrfalcon:

Why not the 2008 lions
 
2020-06-25 7:12:16 PM  
I can't even imagine the garbage propaganda in that one. He'll probably create a new terrorist group from the people who read it.
 
2020-06-25 7:13:08 PM  
Yeah when I'm looking for a book on the Solving the Great Problems of America, I'm not looking for one by a soulless piece of human shaped trash like Gingrich the inhuman, or, frankly, any amoral right wing trash.
 
2020-06-25 7:13:38 PM  
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2020-06-25 7:14:14 PM  
Give it a few months before Newt says that Trump wasn't a real conservative and he really needed to push back harder against democrats.
 
2020-06-25 7:14:59 PM  

Solkar: I wish that sentient tub of rancid mayonnaise would just farking die already.


You're going to have to be more specific
 
2020-06-25 7:15:54 PM  
Newt Gettin'rich and Rush Limbot tag-teamin' and tea-baggin' the US into 3rd world status.  So much winning.
 
2020-06-25 7:16:04 PM  
The 'Where Is My Mind' Ending Scene in Fight Club (1999)
Youtube 11eBZd7zdbs
 
2020-06-25 7:17:12 PM  
And multiple government agencies will be required to buy 100k copies.
 
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2020-06-25 7:17:24 PM  
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Fixed it in MS paint - feel free to spread it.
 
2020-06-25 7:17:25 PM  
Penned by Newt, blurbed by Rush and about that asshole.
I loathe all three of them


Sounds like a must-miss to me.
 
2020-06-25 7:17:34 PM  

syrynxx: When I think of the phrase "a much more destructive path that will end America as we know it", I think of this malignant narcissist getting elected to a second term somehow.  Can you imagine the damage he will inflict if he doesn't need to worry about getting re-elected?


Post impeachment is a small taste of what his second term will bring. Especially with the help of Barr and McConnel.
 
2020-06-25 7:17:43 PM  
Gingrich should get an actual job.  all these conservative fat farts live off their wealthy spouses and or grifting.
 
2020-06-25 7:17:58 PM  
It must be about marriage, divorce and cheating because those are the two topics on which Trump and Gingrich are experts.
 
2020-06-25 7:17:59 PM  
I guess some rats see a sinking ship and jump on to it.
 
2020-06-25 7:18:04 PM  
Newt Gingrich doesn't even live in America.
 
2020-06-25 7:18:28 PM  
What a cheap cocksucking POS. I want to attend his funeral just to make sure he's dead.
 
2020-06-25 7:18:55 PM  
Trump and Gingrich are kindred spirits.
 
2020-06-25 7:20:13 PM  

Solkar: I wish that sentient tub of rancid mayonnaise would just farking die already.


When the old republicans scumbags who have poisoned the country for the last 30 years finally die, it'll be good.

Looking at you Mitch, Bolton, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Newt, Oliver North, Kissinger, Wolfowitz, Kristol, Kagan, Barr and so many others.

The old boomer neo-con/GOP generation cant die soon enough. farking pieces of shiat every single one of them.
 
2020-06-25 7:20:22 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Trump and Gingrich are kindred spirits.


They see Elmer Gantry as a role model.
 
2020-06-25 7:21:22 PM  
There are actually a few people in America who need to be put up against the wall and shot.
Newt is one of those people.
 
2020-06-25 7:21:29 PM  
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2020-06-25 7:21:34 PM  
Sometimes I have to edit myself:
It must be about draft dodging, marriage, divorce and cheating because those are the four topics on which Trump and Gingrich are experts.
 
2020-06-25 7:21:41 PM  
His idiot regime back in the Clinton era laid the foundation for today's GOP.  The last thing America needs is advice from Newt Gingrich.
 
2020-06-25 7:21:55 PM  
Newt was one of the leaders that turn the House GOP into an uncompromising goon squad. Prior to his era, even though there were policy differences, people would work out compromises. Newt led us into the era where Gym Jordan and Mitch are standard fare.
 
2020-06-25 7:21:57 PM  
That reminds me, Rush still isn't dead.  Shame.
 
2020-06-25 7:23:52 PM  

Solkar: I wish that sentient tub of rancid mayonnaise would just farking die already.


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Help me out here... am I getting warmer?
 
2020-06-25 7:24:04 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Penned by Newt, blurbed by Rush and about that asshole.
I loathe all three of them


Sounds like a must-miss to me.


Three of the biggest right wing grifters. I'm sure some PAC one of them runs will buy 100,000 to send out as freebies if you donate to them.
 
2020-06-25 7:24:08 PM  
Even if Biden is up by 50 points in the polls I'm going to work my ass off to help get him elected if only to watch all these GOPers who tied themselves to Trump squirm.

I want Cory Gardner, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Lady G, and all the rest who could have voted to impeach, who knew how bad Trump is and had the ability to do something, to go down with the sinking ship. All because 10 months before an election they thought he was a slam dunk and their best chance for reelection.
 
2020-06-25 7:25:54 PM  

AlgaeRancher: His idiot regime back in the Clinton era laid the foundation for today's GOP.  The last thing America needs is advice from Newt Gingrich.


Gingrich and the other hypocritical assbag Henry Hyde.
 
2020-06-25 7:31:21 PM  
Hey Newt,

Do you have a wife to cheat on ?  Or ethics violations to commit and then borrow the money to pay the fines for?

STFU
 
2020-06-25 7:33:11 PM  
Letting the rubes know he is still alive.
 
2020-06-25 7:35:07 PM  
I'm pretty sure Newt rims Melania while she pegs Trump.

She doesn't enjoy it.
 
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2020-06-25 7:36:06 PM  
You want to know the one person most responsible for the Trump era besides Trump himself?

Go see Newt.
 
2020-06-25 7:38:34 PM  
Unsurprisingly, Amazon has locked reviews of it to verified purchasers.

So, that said...


"Not as absorbent as Angel Soft, but just as full of shiat by the end of the process."
 
2020-06-25 7:38:53 PM  
My favorite quote from the book:

All Americans owe liberalism a great debt for having fought so passionately to end segregation.  The liberal commitment to ending segregation and the colonization of the Third World are liberalism's two great contributions to the 20th century.  And they often did that in the face of conservative indifference or hostility.

But quotas are wrong on three grounds.  First, they suppress individual abilities in the name of a block mentality which is antithetical to the "American Dream."  Second, they send the signal that they way you get ahead is to manipulate a political system.  This is connected to corruption because you end with people who hire one African-American to head a storefront operation.  That is misleading, and the African-American gets involved in deceiving the government so that the company can maintain the contract.

Third, quotas send exactly the wrong signal to poor people.  It says that they are going to get justice through political action and that justice is going to redress the past.  That is simply, historically, not true.  It's not the way the world works.  The more power there is in a political system, the more the powerful exploit it.  New York hasn't ended up a dream world for the poor. It has become a place where Donald Trump manipulates the game.
 
2020-06-25 7:40:05 PM  
Somebody really wants to seem relevant again.
 
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