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2020-06-25 4:01:44 PM  
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2020-06-25 6:06:05 PM  
The twist is that this time they'll be deployed to keep our citizens from leaving this disease-laden wasteland.
 
2020-06-25 6:44:08 PM  
So how's that's wall working Donnie?
 
2020-06-25 7:00:19 PM  
Lol, Trump believes his own conspiracy theories.
 
2020-06-25 7:19:59 PM  
Can we please try and make "scaravan" stick this time?
 
2020-06-25 7:22:34 PM  
Trump is so transparent yet Americas just fall for it

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2020-06-25 8:13:54 PM  
No no no, I have it on good authority that the democrats are the ones who try on fear tactics to keep their supporters in line. You guys only think that migrant caravans that somehow only show up every two years in the weeks before an election is a painfully, mindnumbingly transparent ploy for the votes of the most racist, awful people this country has to offer.
 
2020-06-25 8:42:48 PM  
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These are the stats according to the CBP. This is looking to be one of the quietest years on the southern border in quite some time. I can't read this any other way than that nobody wants to come to the disease-ridden US now.
 
2020-06-25 8:50:18 PM  
Wow Bunker Baby must be desperate.

What. A. Loser.

The only bigger losers are the morons that support him.
 
2020-06-25 8:51:33 PM  
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2020-06-25 8:52:10 PM  

Boondock3806: No no no, I have it on good authority that the democrats are the ones who try on fear tactics to keep their supporters in line. You guys only think that migrant caravans that somehow only show up every two years in the weeks before an election is a painfully, mindnumbingly transparent ploy for the votes of the most racist, awful people this country has to offer.


Lol I love the "you're using fear by pointing out what we're doing" defense. It's so superficially stupid.

Also it's the only thing left for the conservatives. That and banging their hands on desks like petulant children.
 
2020-06-25 8:52:54 PM  
Aren't we up to Caravan 19 or 20? Even Sharknado 6 was better...
 
2020-06-25 8:53:11 PM  

edmo: So how's that's wall working Donnie?


I've heard that it is an amazing wall. All three miles of it.
 
2020-06-25 8:53:45 PM  
I guess all those "freedom of movement" viral warriors are going to change their tune just in time for election season.
 
2020-06-25 8:55:22 PM  
Boogaloo you say?
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2020-06-25 8:55:33 PM  
Awesome that worked so well in 2018 that they're going to repeat it
 
2020-06-25 8:56:40 PM  
You have far more to fear from the diseased covidiots plaguing your own fair land.
 
2020-06-25 8:58:10 PM  
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He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
 
2020-06-25 8:58:23 PM  
Them browns is coming to cantaloupe all over your freedoms!

I want my 60 lb bag of drugs this time.
 
2020-06-25 8:59:20 PM  
Can we send the boogaloos in a caravan down to central America?
 
2020-06-25 8:59:31 PM  
Colbert Caravan Compilation (Caravan Dance!)
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2020-06-25 8:59:37 PM  
Hey look, Maggie Haberman. Let's gather 'round and see what she has to say. Any bets on her and the NYT publishing stories on how concerning some of Biden's behaviors are, and how Trump has become more presidential and is looking like a "comeback kid"?

F*ck you, Haberman.
 
2020-06-25 9:00:00 PM  
Do Mexicans even want to come to this shiathole country anymore?
 
2020-06-25 9:00:11 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Lol, Trump believes his own conspiracy theories.


No, he believes in his Greatest Hits. He thinks the scare-avan was a huge success for him. What he doesn't realize is that even his followers are getting sick of his shiat, and it isn't going to really do anything for him. He doesn't come up with anything new, ever, and as a result, red states are turning blue.
 
2020-06-25 9:03:53 PM  
The phone calls diseases are coming from inside the country!
 
2020-06-25 9:11:58 PM  

whosits_112: Hey look, Maggie Haberman. Let's gather 'round and see what she has to say. Any bets on her and the NYT publishing stories on how concerning some of Biden's behaviors are, and how Trump has become more presidential and is looking like a "comeback kid"?

F*ck you, Haberman.


Maggie Haberman? You mean whose daddy was a longtime journalist for the esteemed outfit she works for and whose mother's portfolio at the major "damage control" PR firm in Manhattan included one Donald Trump?
 
2020-06-25 9:12:12 PM  
Trump tried this in 2018 to save House Republicans. Didn't work.

GOP tried going *ooga booga immigrants* in VA in 2017 and 2019, and got their asses handed to them.

Keep it up assholes.
 
2020-06-25 9:12:38 PM  
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2020-06-25 9:14:01 PM  

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2020-06-25 9:15:09 PM  
Jade Helm! JADE HELM, PEOPLE! JA-what? Wrong Prez? Oh, sorry, it's hard to keep up with what we're fear mongering with this week.
 
2020-06-25 9:15:31 PM  
To stop people from leaving?
 
2020-06-25 9:19:05 PM  

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I can't stop laughing at that. Yes I'm drunk but nevertheless.
 
2020-06-25 9:20:35 PM  
People will be too rolled up with corona virus II and BLM protests to care about a bunch of national guards rolling up to the border for show and tell.

Doubt it will make headline news except on Fox and OANN,
 
2020-06-25 9:22:10 PM  
Wouldn't it be better to meet people at the border of Guatemala and Mexico, find out if they intend to seek asylum in the US and offer them shelter and protection while they process their application before they exhaust themselves and all of their resources moving through towns that will shun them as 'rona infected? Paying Mexicans to do most of that work would certainly be cheaper than deploying reservists in the middle of a farking pandemic.
 
2020-06-25 9:24:52 PM  
More people probably showed up in Tulsa than want to migrate to this shiathole.
 
2020-06-25 9:31:46 PM  
Caravan
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2020-06-25 9:31:56 PM  
I just can't image people lining up to get into the US at this point in time.   They would be safer with the drug cartels.


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2020-06-25 9:35:07 PM  
If we stop checking immigration status, there wont be as many illegals.
 
2020-06-25 9:37:57 PM  
And watch the COVID-19 run rampant through those 4,000 people.
 
2020-06-25 9:40:57 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: If we stop checking immigration status, there wont be as many illegals.


Whack problems need whack solutions.

Also, subby, enough with the boogery.
 
2020-06-25 9:45:26 PM  

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These are the stats according to the CBP. This is looking to be one of the quietest years on the southern border in quite some time. I can't read this any other way than that nobody wants to come to the disease-ridden US now.


Well, that's one way to divide refugees from economic migrants.
 
2020-06-25 9:51:53 PM  

born_yesterday: Them browns is coming to cantaloupe all over your freedoms!

I want my 60 lb bag of drugs this time.


Realtalk.

Though I am much closer to the Canadian border. Think I could snag some legal Canadian weed and maple syrup since that border will be totally unguarded?
 
2020-06-25 9:58:15 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: If we stop checking immigration status, there wont be as many illegals.


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2020-06-25 10:17:26 PM  
Our tax dollars at work.
 
2020-06-25 10:19:18 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Lol, Trump believes his own conspiracy theories.


That's what you get from him planning this months in advance? Of course he doesn't believe his own conspiracy theory, this is literally news of him setting up a stunt to influence the election ahead of time. Planning the misuse of his office months ahead of time.
 
2020-06-25 10:20:49 PM  
Sorry, misread that. They're not planning it in advance, it's just what he did around the midterms. So he's repeating one of his greatest hits.
 
2020-06-25 10:23:47 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Lol, Trump believes his own conspiracy theories.


Yeah, that was made painfully obvious during the whole Ukraine/quid pro quo fiasco that resulted in his impeachment.
 
2020-06-25 10:48:12 PM  
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2020-06-25 10:54:48 PM  

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This will always, always be funny.
 
2020-06-26 12:04:31 AM  

Krieghund: Purple_Urkle: Lol, Trump believes his own conspiracy theories.

Yeah, that was made painfully obvious during the whole Ukraine/quid pro quo fiasco that resulted in his impeachment.


Dealers always go off the rails when they start using their own supply.
 
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