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6 days ago  
[insert obvious penis joke here]
 
6 days ago  
[insert subtle penis joke here]

\ That's right, there are no subtle penis jokes!
 
6 days ago  
Hey hey!
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6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [insert subtle penis joke here]

\ That's right, there are no subtle penis jokes!


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/proves your point.
 
6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [insert subtle penis joke here]

\ That's right, there are no subtle penis jokes!


Isn't a subtle penis a shroomwang?
 
6 days ago  
Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?
 
6 days ago  

HedlessChickn: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [insert subtle penis joke here]

\ That's right, there are no subtle penis jokes!

Isn't a subtle penis a shroomwang?


More like a private dick.
 
6 days ago  

EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?


I work for the texas.gov website

people are calling in pissed AF right now
 
6 days ago  

Squid_for_Brains: HedlessChickn: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [insert subtle penis joke here]

\ That's right, there are no subtle penis jokes!

Isn't a subtle penis a shroomwang?

More like a private dick.


Now you're just being pedantic!
 
6 days ago  
Health update:

All tests came back normal including prostate hormone, A1C, and cholesterol.  So no diabetes and I can go have some Baconators.

The weeing problem appears to be not paying attention to how much I have to drink and/or overactive bladder.  When I started monitoring intake things improved.

WEEEEEEeeee (not so often now).
 
6 days ago  
OKAY WHICH MODMIN DUN GOOFED AND REDLIT US?
 
6 days ago  

HedlessChickn: EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?

I work for the texas.gov website

people are calling in pissed AF right now


Pissed because they paused Phase 3 or pissed because they're not doing more to fight the Rona?
 
6 days ago  

null: OKAY WHICH MODMIN DUN GOOFED AND REDLIT US?


Just report it to admin like i did
 
6 days ago  

null: OKAY WHICH MODMIN DUN GOOFED AND REDLIT US?


Too many dick jokes?

I haven't even gotten to the unsolicited dik-dik pics!
 
6 days ago  

EighthDay: HedlessChickn: EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?

I work for the texas.gov website

people are calling in pissed AF right now

Pissed because they paused Phase 3 or pissed because they're not doing more to fight the Rona?


Pissed because all of the basic government facilities are shut down.

Folks in TX aren't really giving a fark about anything, they just want i me my i me my shiat
 
6 days ago  

HedlessChickn: [insert obvious penis joke here]


In honor of NASCAR

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6 days ago  

HedlessChickn: EighthDay: HedlessChickn: EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?

I work for the texas.gov website

people are calling in pissed AF right now

Pissed because they paused Phase 3 or pissed because they're not doing more to fight the Rona?

Pissed because all of the basic government facilities are shut down.

Folks in TX aren't really giving a fark about anything, they just want i me my i me my shiat


Yep. Definitely Tejas.
 
6 days ago  
Somebody mention unsolicited bic pics?
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6 days ago  
Greetings, miscreants.

I hope today brings you adequate quantities of happiness, food, and drink.

Eat, drink, and be merry...
 
6 days ago  
Hi early new thread. Feisty pol tab is feisty.
 
6 days ago  

EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?


What would Phase 3 be? Build new places and open those?
 
6 days ago  

the_innkeeper: Greetings, miscreants.

I hope today brings you adequate quantities of happiness, food, and drink.

Eat, drink, and be merry...


I got 8.8 pounds of booze flavoured gummie bears in the mail today!  I am merry.
 
6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?

What would Phase 3 be? Build new places and open those?


Increase indoor capacity for businesses from 25% to 50%.
 
6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: EighthDay: Oh shiat, Texas paused Phase 3 of reopening!

Because Phase 2 has gone so shiattacular that we're likely going to have hundreds of people dying in the next couple of weeks.

But we ain't going back to Phase 1 restrictions, because ... uh, reasons?

What would Phase 3 be? Build new places and open those?


If it continues Phase 3 will be Last one left turn off the lights.
 
6 days ago  

Kegovitch: Somebody mention unsolicited bic pics?
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6 days ago  

HedlessChickn: Pissed because all of the basic government facilities are shut down.

Folks in TX aren't really giving a fark about anything, they just want i me my i me my shiat


Texass gotta Texass
 
6 days ago  

HedlessChickn: Kegovitch: Somebody mention unsolicited bic pics?
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I went heavy on the bic pics pun, but you went lighter.
 
6 days ago  
Packages on the doorstep!

I got my new woven fractal blanket, and a new tarot deck (the cryptid tarot). Mr. SJF got email from Rondo Music saying a guitar he'd ordered had also been delivered, but it was not there...

As we stood on our front porch in confusion, I spotted it -- standing on the porch of the house on the corner across the street. I suppose a '7' could look like a '2', but WTF, FedEx?  Mr. SJF went over, grabbed the box. On the way back, shouted out to our next door neighbor, "FedEx goofed!!"

He also said there's a lock box on the door of that other house, so it's probably for sale. I know that a few months back there was a near constant presence of vehicles indicating their business was all about "smoke and water damage remediation"...

pic unrelated, mostly.

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6 days ago  

Kegovitch: the_innkeeper: Greetings, miscreants.

I hope today brings you adequate quantities of happiness, food, and drink.

Eat, drink, and be merry...

I got 8.8 pounds of booze flavoured gummie bears in the mail today!  I am merry.


How to get diabetes and cirrhosis of the liver at the same time.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
My project that was at 8% code coverage is now at 33% code coverage. I'm now up to 800 unit tests and it's only 4000 total lines of code.

The screwed up thing is I copied a lot of the code from another project because we're breaking off a component into its own application - and nobody bothered to write test cases for the original project. The rare places I found test cases, they covered maybe 30% of their relevant code.

Sloppy.
 
6 days ago  
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clickypops for thread
 
6 days ago  
Radical right GOP state rep calls moderate right GOP governor a dictator.

*eats popcorn while watching GOP eat its own face off*
 
6 days ago  

Squid_for_Brains: HedlessChickn: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [insert subtle penis joke here]

\ That's right, there are no subtle penis jokes!

Isn't a subtle penis a shroomwang?

More like a private dick.


Shut your mouth!
 
6 days ago  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Kegovitch: the_innkeeper: Greetings, miscreants.

I hope today brings you adequate quantities of happiness, food, and drink.

Eat, drink, and be merry...

I got 8.8 pounds of booze flavoured gummie bears in the mail today!  I am merry.

How to get diabetes and cirrhosis of the liver at the same time.


Well I'm not going to eat them all at once.....(I keep telling myself)
 
6 days ago  

Kegovitch: HedlessChickn: Kegovitch: Somebody mention unsolicited bic pics?
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I went heavy on the bic pics pun, but you went lighter.


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6 days ago  

Unbridled Apathy: CNN learned nothing from 2016


They're here to make money. News doesn't do that.
 
6 days ago  

Unbridled Apathy: https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5​0​4532-senate-panel-votes-21-1-to-back-j​ustice-ig-measure-over-graham-objectio​ns


LOL, Lady G even had the other Rs on his panel vote against him.
 
6 days ago  
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2021 better have unlimited BJs.  Hey Maddies.
 
6 days ago  
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Hey all, dunno about camping this weekend now, the girlfriend is worried it is too large a group and people will congregate in campers...
 
6 days ago  

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2021 better have unlimited BJs.  Hey Maddies.


It will but they're from Kellyanne Conjob, the Huckabeast, and Roger Stone.
 
6 days ago  
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TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
6 days ago  
Knowledge, booze, porque no los dos?

Hiya, all! It's Taco Thursday here at TBC Haus, and later I'm being kidnapped to the companion's place for the week-end. Also, made an appointment to finally get a haircut on Monday! HOORAY!

Gonna go roll through Pol tab and then get some cleaning done.
 
6 days ago  

Unbridled Apathy: CNN learned nothing from 2016


On the contrary, I think they learned much. We just don't like the lesson..
 
6 days ago  

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Petulant children.
 
6 days ago  

TBC: Knowledge, booze, porque no los dos?

Hiya, all! It's Taco Thursday here at TBC Haus, and later I'm being kidnapped to the companion's place for the week-end. Also, made an appointment to finally get a haircut on Monday! HOORAY!

Gonna go roll through Pol tab and then get some cleaning done.


I finally got mine cut today, girlfriend did it a couple times during and apparently didn't butcher it per the professional lady.
 
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