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(CNN)   I'm sorry, are we trying to cancel 66-year-olds for being married to smokin' hot 27-year-olds now? Because if so, what's the point of becoming rich and famous?   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Dennis Quaid, start God, important things, P.J. Soles, Meg Ryan, Seaside resort, Marriage, Savoie  
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2020-06-25 1:58:20 PM  
"It really just doesn't come up,"

I'm sure it doesn't. OH!
 
2020-06-25 2:16:33 PM  
Her choice.
 
2020-06-25 2:23:42 PM  
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2020-06-25 2:46:19 PM  
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I can definitely see the attraction..
 
2020-06-25 2:50:28 PM  
I dunno, 1/2 + 7, anything younger and I'd feel like a creep.
 
2020-06-25 3:06:31 PM  

Dinki: [Fark user image 850x850]

I can definitely see the attraction..


That's Randy, not Dennis.
 
2020-06-25 3:06:57 PM  
They're both consenting adults. Who cares.
 
2020-06-25 3:07:44 PM  
And I see that Keanu sometimes gets shiat because he's dating a woman his age and not banging 20 year olds. They can't win.
 
2020-06-25 3:10:20 PM  
Is he rich and famous?
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2020-06-25 3:12:26 PM  
He's 65. I don't think "it comes up" without pharmaceutical assistance.
 
2020-06-25 3:14:00 PM  
God damn that dude has bad work on his face.
 
2020-06-25 3:17:13 PM  
Sure hope I look that good at 66.  So does my wife.
 
2020-06-25 3:23:09 PM  

Mugato: I dunno, 1/2 + 7, anything younger and I'd feel like a creep.


You'd get over it
 
2020-06-25 3:29:06 PM  

Farce-Side: Dinki: [Fark user image 850x850]

I can definitely see the attraction..

That's Randy, not Dennis.


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That's Grizzly Adams.
 
2020-06-25 3:29:06 PM  
She's probably the smarter and more mature one in the relationship.
 
2020-06-25 3:30:33 PM  
One thing is guaranteed, subby.  If I was rich and famous, the last thing I would do is get married.

/then again, the last thing I would do not being rich and famous is get married.
 
2020-06-25 3:31:17 PM  
That's one way to get your school loans paid off while you get your PhD...
 
2020-06-25 3:33:37 PM  

Farce-Side: Dinki: [Fark user image 850x850]

I can definitely see the attraction..

That's Randy, not Dennis.


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2020-06-25 3:35:59 PM  
She's got a Ph.D. in Accounting? Why do I think that the mental oddity that this clearly indicates might somehow play into the relationship?
 
2020-06-25 3:37:06 PM  

Dinki: Farce-Side: Dinki: [Fark user image 850x850]

I can definitely see the attraction..

That's Randy, not Dennis.

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Would have worked better.
 
2020-06-25 3:41:01 PM  
it's her icky choice.
 
2020-06-25 3:41:39 PM  
I'm sorry but is the Fark headline relative to the article?  Because if so, what's the point of reading an article that has no relation to the Fark headline?
 
2020-06-25 3:44:50 PM  
what about quato?  was that dennis quaid?

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2020-06-25 3:53:27 PM  
She's 27, not 16.  She got her undergrad with a 4.0 GPA, and is not a PhD candidate and should be defending next spring, and had a professional career.

She's firmly in the age of making her own decisions, and no one is taking advantage of her.  Or him.
 
2020-06-25 3:53:33 PM  
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2020-06-25 3:53:53 PM  

Khellendros: is not a


"Is".  Mistype.
 
2020-06-25 3:54:31 PM  

Mugato: I dunno, 1/2 + 7, anything younger and I'd feel like a creep.


I think you'd feel differently if you were the 66 year old banging a 27 year old chick.
 
2020-06-25 3:54:37 PM  

Khellendros: She's 27, not 16.  She got her undergrad with a 4.0 GPA, and is not a PhD candidate and should be defending next spring, and had a professional career.

She's firmly in the age of making her own decisions, and no one is taking advantage of her.  Or him.


But did she she Jaws 3D?
 
2020-06-25 3:57:21 PM  
Her name is MUERTE!
 
2020-06-25 4:01:03 PM  

Farce-Side: Dinki: [Fark user image 850x850]

I can definitely see the attraction..

That's Randy, not Dennis.


If you're a 66 year old married to a 27 year old, you're probably Randy.
 
2020-06-25 4:02:17 PM  
Gross.
 
2020-06-25 4:04:05 PM  

Mugato: I dunno, 1/2 + 7, anything younger and I'd feel like a creep.


But remember, you also have to cover the older range by subtracting 7 and multiplying by 2.
 
2020-06-25 4:06:15 PM  

Farce-Side: Dinki: Farce-Side: Dinki: [Fark user image 850x850]

I can definitely see the attraction..

That's Randy, not Dennis.

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Would have worked better.


Why....does he need help starting his reactor?
 
2020-06-25 4:08:41 PM  
Not sure that Vincent D'Nofrio is ok with it but Sean Penn sure is

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2020-06-25 4:09:14 PM  

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And snow peas, the outdoors, talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
 
2020-06-25 4:11:54 PM  
She's now stepmom to a guy 1 year older than her.

I'm not saying it doesn't come up.

I'm just saying don't google 'stepmom'.
 
2020-06-25 4:15:26 PM  

Mugato: "It really just doesn't come up,"

I'm sure it doesn't. OH!


*shakes tiny, flaccid fist*
 
2020-06-25 4:17:22 PM  
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2020-06-25 4:19:50 PM  

Mugato: Khellendros: She's 27, not 16.  She got her undergrad with a 4.0 GPA, and is not a PhD candidate and should be defending next spring, and had a professional career.

She's firmly in the age of making her own decisions, and no one is taking advantage of her.  Or him.

But did she she Jaws 3D?


I could not love you more, dude. :)
 
2020-06-25 4:29:26 PM  
What's important is that he has a huge wallet.
 
2020-06-25 4:35:11 PM  
He's rich.  She's hot.  Their is a natural attraction that if you believe in science and evolution you must abide by.
 
2020-06-25 4:36:11 PM  

Mugato: "It really just doesn't come up,"

I'm sure it doesn't. OH!


He's rich enough to afford solutions.
 
2020-06-25 4:38:27 PM  

Devil's Advocaat: She's now stepmom to a guy 1 year older than her.

I'm not saying it doesn't come up.

I'm just saying don't google 'stepmom'.


Who needs to google 'stepmom'?  Just click the 'back button' on my Incognito tab.
 
2020-06-25 4:44:41 PM  

Magnus: Devil's Advocaat: She's now stepmom to a guy 1 year older than her.

I'm not saying it doesn't come up.

I'm just saying don't google 'stepmom'.

Who needs to google 'stepmom'?  Just click the 'back button' on my Incognito tab.


Sir, Pvt. Browsing reporting for duty, Sir!

/the first casualty of war is innocence.
 
2020-06-25 4:45:28 PM  

Mugato: I dunno, 1/2 + 7, anything younger and I'd feel like a creep.


Yeah, but you're not a veteran of an industry that nurtures ego and superficial qualities.
 
2020-06-25 4:49:01 PM  
Dennis has the best coke.  Might have something to do with things...
 
2020-06-25 4:50:24 PM  

Shine On You Crazy Diamond: Dennis has the best coke.


That would explain what happened to Randy.
 
2020-06-25 4:51:40 PM  
I'd be fine with a stepmom half my age

(I'm 56)
 
2020-06-25 4:56:12 PM  

Mugato: I dunno, 1/2 + 7, anything younger and I'd feel like a creep.


That rule works when there's a very young person involved, but you're saying that anybody under 40 is too young for him? That's kind of silly.
 
2020-06-25 5:00:27 PM  
Dennis Quaid is still squarely on the "would hit" side of my ledger. That man must be on illegal shark testosterone or something.
 
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