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3319 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Jun 2020 at 12:51 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-25 12:27:56 PM  
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2020-06-25 12:29:11 PM  
Wow. "Where have you been?"
 
2020-06-25 12:31:45 PM  
Classic grifter tactic. Now or never
 
2020-06-25 12:32:59 PM  
So the President of the US who is fighting massive racial unrest and the worst pandemic in decades takes time out of his busy schedule watching OANN and FNC to go over the current donation lists checking for names?

He really is busy.
 
2020-06-25 12:34:08 PM  
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2020-06-25 12:38:28 PM  
If someone won't buy something from you, refuse to sell it to them.
 
2020-06-25 12:39:12 PM  
It couldn't be more obvious that swarthy, dimple-chinned Don Jr. isn't the Barking Yam's son and I'm Eric is.

Someone should do a paternity test.
 
2020-06-25 12:39:18 PM  
Was I'm Eric that heavy handed when he was stealing money from children with cancer?
 
2020-06-25 12:39:25 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Classic grifter tactic. Now or never


He needs time to funnel the donations out of the campaign bank account before the campaign has to start showing receipts.
 
2020-06-25 12:39:42 PM  

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2020-06-25 12:40:40 PM  
Give me money or I will never ask for money from you again!

Yeah, that should do it!
 
2020-06-25 12:41:30 PM  
This ruffian charges me to give him money or else I can't be in his club. Oh no. What ever shall I do?
 
2020-06-25 12:42:02 PM  
Thanks for reminding me to donate to Biden.
 
2020-06-25 12:43:13 PM  
Reminder after reminder of how stupid you were while you were blackout drunk that time
 
2020-06-25 12:47:12 PM  
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2020-06-25 12:48:53 PM  
I, for one, am going to take up his offer to "get on the right side of history".

F U Trump.
 
2020-06-25 12:51:28 PM  
The saddest part is that there will probably be a fair amount of Trump weirdos that will see this, feel threatened by it and blindly do what they're told.
 
2020-06-25 12:54:07 PM  
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2020-06-25 12:54:19 PM  
LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOOL
 
2020-06-25 12:54:23 PM  

OldRod: Give me money or I will never ask for money from you again!

Yeah, that should do it!


Sounds like the people who call giving me a last chance to extend my auto warranty, or do something with my credit cards.  I've been receiving my final notification like them for several years now.
 
2020-06-25 12:54:44 PM  
Either you pay me to break your kneecaps,

or I'm going to have to break your kneecaps.
 
2020-06-25 12:54:45 PM  
During his Tulsa event they sent out a fundraising e-mail telling people that Trump reviewed his top donators and was disappointed you, the recepient, were not on that list. Good news though: he would check it again soon and if you have donated by then all will be forgiven.
 
2020-06-25 12:54:49 PM  
CALL NOW!!
 
2020-06-25 12:55:01 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: The saddestfunniest part is that there will probably be a fair amount of Trump weirdos that will see this, feel threatened by it and blindly do what they're told.

 
2020-06-25 12:55:06 PM  
"please help us stay out of jail".
 
2020-06-25 12:55:13 PM  
So there are still some rats aboard the SS Trumptanic who remain on the fence about learning to swim?

/good luck and bon voyage
 
2020-06-25 12:55:46 PM  
Well at least it's one step above "Your money or your life". Although we'll get there soon.
 
2020-06-25 12:56:09 PM  
"Honey, I know you don't like it when I hit you, but this hurts me way more then it hurts you!"
 
2020-06-25 12:56:38 PM  
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2020-06-25 12:57:01 PM  

Pincy: Doctor Funkenstein: The saddestfunniest part is that there will probably be a fair amount of Trump weirdos that will see this, feel threatened by it and blindly do what they're told.


Thank you for the absolutely appropriate correction.

Lollerskates!  Gimme money now or you never will be able to again!
 
2020-06-25 12:57:08 PM  
Trump's don't perceive threatening language, everything they say is threatening, the only purpose of language in their world is to communicate threats.
 
2020-06-25 12:57:16 PM  

Driedsponge: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Classic grifter tactic. Now or never

He needs time to funnel the donations out of the campaign bank account before the campaign has to start showing receipts.


When does the campaign need to show receipts, honestly? The FEC lacks a quorum so there is no way they will be able to enforce campaign finance law this cycle.
 
2020-06-25 12:57:25 PM  
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"Stop pointing your gun at my daddy!"
 
2020-06-25 12:58:13 PM  
I like the "my dad reads this every day and notices you're not on the list".

Because I really picture Trump sitting at his desk reading a massive spreadsheet with donors names on it and thinking "wait a minute, I don't see Joe Shmo from Sarasota, FL on this list!"

/copy and pasted from another thread where this tweet was shared
 
2020-06-25 12:59:14 PM  
If that's real then at least a million other people received similar emails. Can someone please confirm this is a legitimate campaign email before we look like idiots bashing a fake.
 
2020-06-25 12:59:43 PM  

Grungehamster: Driedsponge: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Classic grifter tactic. Now or never

He needs time to funnel the donations out of the campaign bank account before the campaign has to start showing receipts.

When does the campaign need to show receipts, honestly? The FEC lacks a quorum so there is no way they will be able to enforce campaign finance law this cycle.


Well, if the next administrations gives the FEC some teeth, maybe they can start going after the Trump Campaign for all those missing funds.
 
2020-06-25 12:59:52 PM  

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For being very concerned about his silk tie and water, he seems to have no issues with ketchup and mustard stains on his tie.
 
2020-06-25 12:59:57 PM  
"...ONE more chance to get on the right side of history with us."

I think he meant white side of history.
 
2020-06-25 1:00:53 PM  

Russ1642: If that's real then at least a million other people received similar emails. Can someone please confirm this is a legitimate campaign email before we look like idiots bashing a fake.


Empty Wheel is the real deal. She's a law professor in Michigan with a lot to lose if she were hoaxing election materials
 
2020-06-25 1:00:55 PM  
Don't you guys have a few more cancer charities to embezzle from?  You can't be hurting for money that much.
 
2020-06-25 1:01:30 PM  
He sounds like a low-level gangster trying to collect protection money/.
 
2020-06-25 1:01:43 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I like the "my dad reads this every day and notices you're not on the list".

Because I really picture Trump sitting at his desk reading a massive spreadsheet with donors names on it and thinking "wait a minute, I don't see Joe Shmo from Sarasota, FL on this list!"

/copy and pasted from another thread where this tweet was shared


Wait a minute.   I didn't get a crumpled up fiver that smells like beer farts from Dave this month!  Test Tube Son, send a message to that son of a biatch!
 
2020-06-25 1:03:46 PM  
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Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor
And gives to the rich
Stupid biatch.
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Are all our lupins safe from I'm Eric?
 
2020-06-25 1:04:45 PM  
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SENDER: GO fark YOURSELF




/somebody's gotta be getting these via snail mail
 
2020-06-25 1:05:28 PM  
Man, I sure wish I knew where the spawn site was for all these idiots. I'd hard core camp it.
 
2020-06-25 1:06:27 PM  
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2020-06-25 1:06:41 PM  
I think people in Trump's own campaign are actively trying to sabotage his reelection. You'd have to try hard to make that look anymore like a fake email scam.
 
2020-06-25 1:06:49 PM  

mrshowrules: Was I'm Eric that heavy handed when he was stealing money from children with cancer?


He was actually legit. He wanted to hold a fund raiser at a Bunkie golf course, Bunkie caught wind of it and the rest is history.
 
2020-06-25 1:08:04 PM  

Russ1642: If that's real then at least a million other people received similar emails. Can someone please confirm this is a legitimate campaign email before we look like idiots bashing a fake.


I have no problem with looking like an idiot, so I will enjoy a hearty chuckle at the sweaty desperation of the Trump campaign in any case.

*hearty chuckle*
 
2020-06-25 1:08:07 PM  
HAHAHAHA!

This reminds me of the time I volunteered to work at a brewfest being organized by a well-known beer review web site. I was emailed to tell me my responsibilities for the day, and the other rules. My assignment was to be stationed near the mens' restrooms and occasionally check for adequate toilet paper, paper towels, ensure the floor was not wet, and monitor the line to ensure it didn't get too crowded inside. It went on to say we weren't allowed to do any sampling at any of the booths. We did not get free admission or any discounted admission to any of the sessions that weekend.

WTF? I know volunteer means working for free, but there's usually SOME benefit to doing it. I replied to the email and and said never mind-- I was no longer interested. The woman wrote back and said, "You do realize if you back out I will not let you volunteer for other events in the future." Yeeeahhh... I'm okay with that.
 
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