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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)   Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor   (thebulletin.org) divider line
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2020-06-25 3:15:35 PM  
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2020-06-25 9:16:46 PM  
Hmm, narcotics laced masks... I smell business.
 
2020-06-25 9:17:19 PM  
Man! If there is a way, there's always a scam to be played.
 
2020-06-25 9:21:25 PM  
Find out this and more on the next episode of...
 
2020-06-25 9:21:40 PM  
Looks like a warehouse fire to me, from the two photos and far-off cell phone video.  anyone have better information, or a link that can help?
 
2020-06-25 9:30:06 PM  
Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.
 
2020-06-25 9:30:41 PM  
Here's a fun fact.  If you break down the Civil War dead by how many days the war lasted, you get to an average count of 520 deaths per day, though admittedly there were days when there were almost no deaths, and big battle days where deaths were in the several thousands.  There has not been a single day, since the peak of the virus, that the amount of American's who died to Covid 19 has ever been as low as 520.
 
2020-06-25 9:31:10 PM  

Billy Liar: Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.


The coke, I liked the best always smelled like ether, to me.
 
2020-06-25 9:32:10 PM  
Aren't you worried about the Bible hair turning into a giant eel that bursts out of your chest like the Alien xenomorph? Or is that how you get tape worms?
 
2020-06-25 9:34:27 PM  

Billy Liar: Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.


Does this smell like chloroform to you?
 
2020-06-25 9:34:50 PM  
I still haven't heard any better than the elderly person who told me that her faith that the virus "will never come around here" was based on her reading the bible for two hours on arising each morning to be an expert on religion, and that the Bible says, right in the Old Testament, that Jesus lived for over 500 years.
 
2020-06-25 9:35:29 PM  

waxbeans: Billy Liar: Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.

The coke, I liked the best always smelled like ether, to me.


Plaster dust.
 
2020-06-25 9:35:42 PM  
Short curly hair?
 
jlt
2020-06-25 9:42:48 PM  

ifky: Find out this and more on the next episode of...


Confused?
You won't be...
 
2020-06-25 9:43:39 PM  

jlt: ifky: Find out this and more on the next episode of...

Confused?
You won't be...


Worst cliffhanger ever.
 
2020-06-25 9:48:14 PM  
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2020-06-25 9:51:24 PM  
I check into fark like 12 times  a day. this is the most fored up thing
 
2020-06-25 10:06:52 PM  
Good lord people are stupid, and the people worried about this stuff are even stupider than the people they are trying to help.
 
2020-06-25 10:10:10 PM  

winedrinkingman: Here's a fun fact.  If you break down the Civil War dead by how many days the war lasted, you get to an average count of 520 deaths per day, though admittedly there were days when there were almost no deaths, and big battle days where deaths were in the several thousands.  There has not been a single day, since the peak of the virus, that the amount of American's who died to Covid 19 has ever been as low as 520.


I get 411 per day. 600,000 in 4 years.
 
2020-06-25 10:27:20 PM  
Now the awful truth can be told:   we are all characters in the Kilgore Trout novel The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore.
 
2020-06-25 10:50:28 PM  
And, no matter how persuasive the email is, don't mail all of your pubic hair to Leon.  That won't cure the virus.
 
2020-06-25 10:57:43 PM  

nicoffeine: Hmm, narcotics laced masks... I smell business.


I'm surprised I haven't run across CBD infused masks.
 
2020-06-25 11:08:52 PM  

Raoul Eaton: nicoffeine: Hmm, narcotics laced masks... I smell business.

I'm surprised I haven't run across CBD infused masks.


Right?
Can't wait for them to start selling CBD infused CBD. That's the ticket.
 
2020-06-25 11:21:49 PM  
I thought it was common knowledge that you have to eat at least 500g of hair to achieve partial immunity.
 
2020-06-26 2:10:06 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: And, no matter how persuasive the email is, don't mail all of your pubic hair to Leon.  That won't cure the virus.


How do you know? Have you tried it?
 
2020-06-26 2:35:37 AM  

waxbeans: Billy Liar: Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.

The coke, I liked the best always smelled like ether, to me.


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What about panties?
 
2020-06-26 2:37:08 AM  

big pig peaches: Short curly hair?


Those are the hotel bibles.


/and you're welcome for the natural bookmarks I leave.
 
2020-06-26 2:56:02 AM  

MythDragon: waxbeans: Billy Liar: Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.

The coke, I liked the best always smelled like ether, to me.

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What about panties?


LOL.

That was one time.
And that lady was a 10+.

It's a shame the smell was a -9
Omg WTF? Only fowl ball sack smell worse
 
2020-06-26 7:02:59 AM  

MythDragon: waxbeans: Billy Liar: Do you mind?  I'm not exactly sure what cocaine smells like.

The coke, I liked the best always smelled like ether, to me.

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What about panties?


The panties I liked best smelled like cocaine.
 
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