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(EurekAlert)   A 5-minute urine test can reveal the quality of your diet and whether it's the best fit for your body. But who can pee for five minutes?   (eurekalert.org) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Nutrition, research team, Health, health of a person, new type of five-minute urine test, Professor Paul Elliott, Dr Joram Posma, Imperial College London  
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2020-06-25 9:00:31 AM  
13 votes:
Anything is possible on "two-for-one" tuesdays at Shooters.
 
2020-06-25 10:52:03 AM  
12 votes:
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2020-06-25 11:39:11 AM  
7 votes:
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2020-06-25 10:56:25 AM  
7 votes:
The Sound of Relief - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (3/10) Movie CLIP (1988) HD
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2020-06-25 11:08:56 AM  
6 votes:
Came for Naked Gun/League of Their Own, leaving relieved.
 
2020-06-25 11:04:05 AM  
6 votes:
Jimmy Pees, Dottie Does the Line-Up - A League of Their Own (3/8) Movie CLIP (1992) HD
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2020-06-25 10:59:37 AM  
6 votes:
In my early twenties, I bet a guy that I could out-wait him for having to go the bathroom at the bar. After the fifth pint of beer, he caved. Out of principle, I waited another 15 minutes before I finally went. It felt like that scene in Strange Brew - I could have put out a medium-sized house fire at least.
 
2020-06-25 10:50:59 AM  
6 votes:
They could call it "Urine Luck"
 
2020-06-25 11:33:03 AM  
5 votes:
I peed for awhile after playing edward 40-hands
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2020-06-25 10:50:50 AM  
5 votes:
I have peed for five minutes. Too many beers. Running late to an event. Stood in a parking lot emptying my bladder as friends watched in astonishment.
 
2020-06-25 11:05:35 AM  
4 votes:

Cythraul: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NaKBQWLR​Jqw]


tiny fist, etc.
 
2020-06-25 10:53:55 AM  
4 votes:
But is the branding right? Is it the most luxurious urine test?

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/ it's real
 
2020-06-25 12:07:37 PM  
3 votes:
A lot of pissy comments today....
 
2020-06-25 11:40:28 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-25 10:30:09 AM  
3 votes:
An enlarged prostate can make it seem that long...
 
2020-06-25 11:46:40 AM  
2 votes:

Cajnik: But who can pee for five minutes?


NSFW-ish maybe:

whitest kids you know pee
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2020-06-25 11:21:27 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-25 11:20:11 AM  
2 votes:
This your first day here, subs?
 
2020-06-25 11:09:09 AM  
2 votes:
Ogre Piss - Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
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2020-06-25 2:33:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-25 1:37:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-25 12:26:42 PM  
1 vote:
I have "Gamer Bladder"

I can hold it at critical for hours if need be.

Post raid pees have been epic, often producing applause from the wife in the other room.
 
2020-06-25 12:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
an individual's unique urine 'fingerprint'.

That's not a finger...
 
2020-06-25 11:42:10 AM  
1 vote:
Well, speaking as a 58 year old white male, not continuously, but 5 minutes I can do sitting down. With a book, maybe 25.
 
2020-06-25 11:38:12 AM  
1 vote:

MillionDollarMo: They could call it "Urine Luck"


That company already exists.
 
2020-06-25 11:31:42 AM  
1 vote:

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: In my early twenties, I bet a guy that I could out-wait him for having to go the bathroom at the bar. After the fifth pint of beer, he caved. Out of principle, I waited another 15 minutes before I finally went. It felt like that scene in Strange Brew - I could have put out a medium-sized house fire at least.


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2020-06-25 11:27:16 AM  
1 vote:

payattention: AirForceVet -I have peed for five minutes. Too many beers. Running late to an event. Stood in a parking lot emptying my bladder as friends watched in astonishment.

You tell it blue. Once rode a bucking 130E from Homstead to Pope and drank coffee the entire time (a skill I still have fortunately). Was okay until about five minutes out and once we landed, I hit the ground running. I don't know how long it was, but it sure seemed like four or five minutes.

/boy was that a long time ago... early 80s...
//still have a love/hate relationship with flying...
///still dwelling on this 'Space Force' thing...


w0rd. I'm not applying to Space Force because I'm the kind of guy who would have to pee as soon as we left the atmosphere, and then I'd have to hold it all the way to the moon. If we were going to Jupiter Base, I would feel the need just as the cryosleep kicked in and my dreams would be so messed up.
 
2020-06-25 11:16:56 AM  
1 vote:

The Irresponsible Captain: But is the branding right? Is it the most luxurious urine test?

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/ it's real


So's the pee tape.
 
2020-06-25 11:12:08 AM  
1 vote:
But who can pee for five minutes?
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2020-06-25 11:04:45 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-25 11:03:46 AM  
1 vote:
I timed it once, I think I lasted almost 2 minutes pissing.  The kidneys or something in the lower back hurts when you do that.
 
2020-06-25 11:02:40 AM  
1 vote:

The Irresponsible Captain: But is the branding right? Is it the most luxurious urine test?

[i.imgur.com image 850x446]

/ it's real


Came for this.  Leaving feeling 'eesh'.
 
2020-06-25 10:54:20 AM  
1 vote:
I don't think you have to study for that test.
 
2020-06-25 10:53:37 AM  
1 vote:
Scientists at Imperial College London in collaboration with colleagues at Northwestern University, University of Illinois, and Murdoch University, analysed levels of 46 different so-called metabolites in the urine of 1,848 people in the U.S.

And that's when I stopped reading whatever this so-called reporter had to say.
 
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