The Irresponsible Captain: But is the branding right? Is it the most luxurious urine test?[i.imgur.com image 850x446]/ it's real
Cythraul: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NaKBQWLRJqw]
Squid_for_Brains: When you need to get an ultrasound and you're not pregnant (this is to check for tumors on the uterus and ovaries), they instruct you to drink a couple 2 liters worth of water, and hold it until they can do the procedure.I've seen a horse piss. Now I feel a sense of solidarity.
payattention: AirForceVet -I have peed for five minutes. Too many beers. Running late to an event. Stood in a parking lot emptying my bladder as friends watched in astonishment.You tell it blue. Once rode a bucking 130E from Homstead to Pope and drank coffee the entire time (a skill I still have fortunately). Was okay until about five minutes out and once we landed, I hit the ground running. I don't know how long it was, but it sure seemed like four or five minutes./boy was that a long time ago... early 80s...//still have a love/hate relationship with flying...///still dwelling on this 'Space Force' thing...
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: In my early twenties, I bet a guy that I could out-wait him for having to go the bathroom at the bar. After the fifth pint of beer, he caved. Out of principle, I waited another 15 minutes before I finally went. It felt like that scene in Strange Brew - I could have put out a medium-sized house fire at least.
MillionDollarMo: They could call it "Urine Luck"
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 500x334]
Cajnik: But who can pee for five minutes?
Vkingbanna: 21 seconds, +/- 13 seconds.https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/regardless-of-bladder-size-all-mammals-pee-for-approximately-21-seconds-with-video-goodness
TheSwizz: [Fark user image image 580x261]
Boondock3806: Part of my quarantine boredom led me to test whether a 32-oz Gatorade bottle would really do the trick in an emergency. After filling, pinching it off, and emptying the bottle, I filled it another halfway. If you keep a container handy on long road trips, make it a half gallon minimum.
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