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2020-06-24 10:56:04 PM  
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2020-06-24 11:06:58 PM  
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2020-06-24 11:10:24 PM  
"Enjoy your 'lobstering' and fishing," the President of the United States tweeted, ignoring the death toll of his botched pandemic response.
 
2020-06-24 11:12:01 PM  
Uh, you haven't done jack squat Donny.
 
2020-06-24 11:14:19 PM  

Irving Maimway: Uh, you haven't done jack squat Donny.


You wouldn't believe the number of crabs he has caught!
 
2020-06-24 11:16:59 PM  
So ... lobster salad at 120,000+ funeral luncheons?

That's a re-election slogan if I ever heard one.
 
2020-06-24 11:17:31 PM  
He's got his finger on the pulse, that sumofabiatch.
 
2020-06-24 11:23:38 PM  
How to lobster
Youtube jkxYVO0Mb6E
 
2020-06-24 11:23:41 PM  
Also, that shellfish joke made the baby Jesus cry. John ch:11, vs: 35.
 
2020-06-24 11:36:17 PM  
I know there were a bunch of articles that the wholesale price of lobster was falling but I never saw it reach the retail level.  Someone made money off it all
 
2020-06-24 11:51:42 PM  
Is he trying to butter up to the fishing industry?
 
2020-06-24 11:59:46 PM  
For years and years I was convinced that there was a cover of "Rock Lobster" by Danzig.  It turns out that such a thing doesn't exist.  Wiki says a thrash band called Dead Horse covered it in 1991, which would have been a year or two before this confabulation rooted itself in my psyche.  After much introspection, I now believe that a highschool girlfriend's brother told me Danzig did it, either by his error, or to screw with me.
 
2020-06-25 12:14:47 AM  
Yay, let's over-fish the grounds until they are empty in a season or two and then everybody's out of a job in that area, permanently... but hey, SHAREHOLDER VALUE! "Merikuh!"
 
2020-06-25 12:20:16 AM  
The fark is this buttnugget even talking about?
 
2020-06-25 12:25:18 AM  
MASHUP - SLAY-52s - "Raining Lobsters"
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2020-06-25 12:26:58 AM  
Love the Presidential Wall Grafitti.

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2020-06-25 12:29:02 AM  

Cyberluddite: The fark is this buttnugget even talking about?


Same thing he always does: himself
 
2020-06-25 12:38:51 AM  
What did he do? Abolish the legal size limit of 3.5 inches to 5 inches?

Maybe he thought he was dealing with small orange penises rather than water insects.
 
2020-06-25 12:48:02 AM  
He's going for those 4 sweet Maine electoral votes.  Well 3 of the four because they are proportionally awarded so Biden will get 1 at least.  So instead of the 1 he got in 2016, he could get 3 (an additional 2).

Personally, I think he should focus on trying to keep Texas at this point.
 
2020-06-25 1:37:21 AM  

mrshowrules: He's going for those 4 sweet Maine electoral votes.  Well 3 of the four because they are proportionally awarded so Biden will get 1 at least.  So instead of the 1 he got in 2016, he could get 3 (an additional 2).

Personally, I think he should focus on trying to keep Texas at this point.


Texas lobsters?
 
2020-06-25 1:45:56 AM  

BadReligion: mrshowrules: He's going for those 4 sweet Maine electoral votes.  Well 3 of the four because they are proportionally awarded so Biden will get 1 at least.  So instead of the 1 he got in 2016, he could get 3 (an additional 2).

Personally, I think he should focus on trying to keep Texas at this point.

Texas lobsters?


Trump:

Lots of people have been saying that things are hard for the Texas lobster farmers.  I had a man with a lobster rod come to me with tears in his eyes and he says "Sir, what about them Texas lobsters?"

Anyways I signed an executive order making in mandatory that every American buy a Texas lobster.
 
2020-06-25 1:46:16 AM  

BadReligion: mrshowrules: He's going for those 4 sweet Maine electoral votes.  Well 3 of the four because they are proportionally awarded so Biden will get 1 at least.  So instead of the 1 he got in 2016, he could get 3 (an additional 2).

Personally, I think he should focus on trying to keep Texas at this point.

Texas lobsters?


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2020-06-25 2:30:20 AM  
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2020-06-25 2:30:48 AM  

thorpe: Love the Presidential Wall Grafitti.

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Nothing he loves more than slapping his  name on cheap crap.
 
2020-06-25 2:31:01 AM  
Twitter should probably just add an extra line to each of Trump's tweets with "as multiple US states set new records for pandemic deaths" or something.

It's basically always true, and also pretty much the entire reason he makes any of the farking moronic statements in the first place so it covers the fact-checking/context-supply duties that Twitter is obligated to fulfill since it's taken the legal position of a news organization as an excuse for not banning him outright.
 
2020-06-25 2:31:33 AM  
This guy is really farking stupid.
 
2020-06-25 2:32:53 AM  
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2020-06-25 2:33:27 AM  

Ivo Shandor: BadReligion: mrshowrules: He's going for those 4 sweet Maine electoral votes.  Well 3 of the four because they are proportionally awarded so Biden will get 1 at least.  So instead of the 1 he got in 2016, he could get 3 (an additional 2).

Personally, I think he should focus on trying to keep Texas at this point.

Texas lobsters?

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Is it wrong that I think that sounds good? Because that sounds damned good.
 
2020-06-25 2:37:11 AM  
So I went down to the national portrait gallery maybe two years ago to see the portraits of Presidents area. They had a rope and guard for Obama's portrait. Not sure why exactly. like, are people really going to mess up a painting?

I don't exactly wonder anymore.

At this point I dunno WHAT the portait gallery is going to do with a Trump painting. I mean, there's some poor conservator somewhere whose job it will be to see that painting hung and protected.
 
2020-06-25 2:37:30 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Ivo Shandor: BadReligion: mrshowrules: He's going for those 4 sweet Maine electoral votes.  Well 3 of the four because they are proportionally awarded so Biden will get 1 at least.  So instead of the 1 he got in 2016, he could get 3 (an additional 2).

Personally, I think he should focus on trying to keep Texas at this point.

Texas lobsters?

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Is it wrong that I think that sounds good? Because that sounds damned good.


It sounds damn tasty
 
2020-06-25 2:38:29 AM  
So what did Obama do to the lobsters? Does Trump think Michelle ate them all?
 
2020-06-25 2:39:08 AM  

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Right. Don't pay any attention to the whole POINT behind those protected areas: to provide a safe breeding ground for certain species so that they don't get fished to extinction. Don't worry about what it'll be like 10 years from now. The problem is that the Government has been stopping you from extracting maximum value from the sea TODAY.

Who cares if there's a business left for your kids to inherit. You got yours, right?
 
2020-06-25 2:44:42 AM  
The trade war with China decimated the price of lobster.  There were too many lobsters taking up too much space.
 
2020-06-25 2:49:10 AM  
And yet, his "Totally winnable trade war" has slammed the lobster industry so hard that lobster prices
were at record low recently..And most of the lobster that was being imported to Asia was
from Canada..
 
2020-06-25 2:49:44 AM  
The Obama crap reminded me of a docu he is in.

He was in Alaska checking out a glacier. In the beginning he joked about the USSS taking away his phone.

I soon realized it was a climate change propaganda (yes, Obama did them too) docu about how fast the glacier had melted and his guide was talking about it receding and so on.

The found a fish that was leftover from a bear. Not a lot of fish left but the guide cooked it up and as they were eating it they joked about how they could taste bear.

It was pretty funny really. The guide doing his thing and Obama coming right back with his impeccable timing and humor.

Anyway, to get on topic here, this illustrates that Obama would never to destroy nature let alone an industry.

Ah. Just checked. It was part of a well publicized trip he made. If you look you might be able to find the bear part just for grins.
 
2020-06-25 2:50:10 AM  
Damn that Obama and his time machine, going back to 1996 and starting a global decline in fish stocks of all varieties.

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Is there nothing that madman won't do to make Trump look bad?
 
2020-06-25 2:50:31 AM  

Any Pie Left: Yay, let's over-fish the grounds until they are empty in a season or two and then everybody's out of a job in that area, permanently... but hey, SHAREHOLDER VALUE! "Merikuh!"


Like he understands that or gives a fark. He's gonna be dead soon
 
2020-06-25 2:50:44 AM  
Don't even put your boat in the water. https://lobsteranywhere.com/sea​food-savvy/best-lobster-prices/#Covid1​9_and_It%E2%80%99s_Impact_on_the_Price​_of_Lobster
 
2020-06-25 2:51:07 AM  

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My last chance to see the Pet Shop Boys in concert, lost. I have tickets for September on their tour that's probably been canceled.  I hope I live long enough for them to tour again.
 
2020-06-25 2:51:49 AM  

Dave and the Mission: For years and years I was convinced that there was a cover of "Rock Lobster" by Danzig.  It turns out that such a thing doesn't exist.  Wiki says a thrash band called Dead Horse covered it in 1991, which would have been a year or two before this confabulation rooted itself in my psyche.  After much introspection, I now believe that a highschool girlfriend's brother told me Danzig did it, either by his error, or to screw with me.


What I appreciate most about Fark is these candid moments.
 
2020-06-25 2:52:00 AM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: So what did Obama do to the lobsters? Does Trump think Michelle ate them all?


Dood, dont you remember Chelle's room service order wiped out the Waldorf!
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2020-06-25 2:52:13 AM  
If this is the best he can do to try to save Susan Collins, well...

She shouldn't even bother running.
 
2020-06-25 3:00:56 AM  

Chariset: Cyberluddite: The fark is this buttnugget even talking about?

Same thing he always does: himself


Of course--he has always been a very shellfish person.
 
2020-06-25 3:02:38 AM  
He's being sarcastic again. He hates lobsters, and men, and he's absolutely terrified of lobstermen.
As we all should be.
They are the terror of the sea.


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2020-06-25 3:05:31 AM  

Cyberluddite: The fark is this buttnugget even talking about?


Obama had been out of office for three and a half years. President Trump wants to make sure you still miss him.
 
2020-06-25 3:06:06 AM  
Here ya go. This is part of Obama eating bear leftovers.

Obama eats bear's leftovers
Youtube 9pdlcJApPG0
 
2020-06-25 3:06:07 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [YouTube video: How to lobster]


I am so angry that this makes me want to look at TikTok. I will click on your tube links but I'm getting too old to keep up with this shiat the kids are up to these days

/ are they not doing Periscope anymore?
 
2020-06-25 3:06:37 AM  
Is this going to alleviate some of Susan's concerns?
 
2020-06-25 3:11:41 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Is it wrong that I think that sounds good? Because that sounds damned good.


I mean, if you want a lobster that tastes like chicken, why don't you just have chicken? It seems like a waste of animal to me.
 
2020-06-25 3:11:43 AM  

Dave and the Mission: For years and years I was convinced that there was a cover of "Rock Lobster" by Danzig.  It turns out that such a thing doesn't exist.  Wiki says a thrash band called Dead Horse covered it in 1991, which would have been a year or two before this confabulation rooted itself in my psyche.  After much introspection, I now believe that a highschool girlfriend's brother told me Danzig did it, either by his error, or to screw with me.


Mandela effect, dude. Wake up!
 
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