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2020-06-24 12:56:07 PM  
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2020-06-24 1:02:01 PM  
To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.
 
2020-06-24 1:16:45 PM  
The entire GOP has a mental age of 2.
 
2020-06-24 1:18:45 PM  
Uh.. wat?

I can't even think down to his level.
 
2020-06-24 1:22:59 PM  
There's no rule about making noise?

I assume there's also no rule about eating a diet of beans to militarize farting. I bet Michelle Obama knows some good recipes to keep the all bean diet interesting.
 
2020-06-24 1:30:22 PM  

Purple_Urkle: There's no rule about making noise?

I assume there's also no rule about eating a diet of beans to militarize farting. I bet Michelle Obama knows some good recipes to keep the all bean diet interesting.


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2020-06-24 1:30:36 PM  
What's that Gohmert? We can't hear you over the sound of rule of law.
 
2020-06-24 1:36:30 PM  
Gohmert has Budd Dwyer eyes.  Would that he meets with a similar fate.
 
2020-06-24 1:38:33 PM  
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2020-06-24 1:39:11 PM  
Did he use a kazoo? I'm guessing the kazoo is the official musical instrument of the Republicans party.  You can make noises, sound patriotic, even obscure your voice while testifying under oath.
 
2020-06-24 1:39:32 PM  
Unborn?
 
2020-06-24 1:39:57 PM  
PYLE!

SHAZAAM!
 
2020-06-24 1:40:24 PM  
How hard would an average guy get slammed on his ass as he was booted from a meeting if he did this anywhere else?
 
2020-06-24 1:41:02 PM  
Maybe he can get Ted Cruz to read him a story
 
2020-06-24 1:42:51 PM  
Ok, so next time Gomer wants to speak, EVERYBODY do it.
 
2020-06-24 1:42:53 PM  
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2020-06-24 1:43:14 PM  
My favorite Louie Gohmert quote:

"I may look stupid, but I'm not that stupid."

https://trofire.com/2015/09/28/louie-​g​ohmert-says-hes-not-that-stupid/

Love how he added "that", thereby implying that he is, at least, some stupid.
 
2020-06-24 1:43:32 PM  

Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.


There are certainly people in politics who act much dumber than they are, like Ted Cruz.  But Gohmert is legitimately dumb.  There's no way his IQ cracks triple digits.
 
2020-06-24 1:43:49 PM  
More cowbell!
Nice work if you can get it...
 
2020-06-24 1:44:13 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The entire GOP has a mental age of 2.


And this is their all star dunce team. House Judiciary Committee has Gym Jordan, Chabot, Ghomert, Collins, Gaetz, and Lesko. They're the moron's morons.
 
2020-06-24 1:44:35 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The entire GOP has a mental age of 2.


Like, combined?
 
2020-06-24 1:44:41 PM  
I wish congress could be like some kind of fight club where another congressman could just straight up come up to Gohmert and kick his ass.

Farking dumbfarks like him shouldnt be within 2 miles of any democratic institution, much less elected. WTF is wrong with people voting for this dumbfark? Or nunes? Or Gaetz? Or Trump? Or Mitch? Or Blanche? Or Hank Johnson who thought that Guam could tip over? These farking senile/dumb AF people shouldnt be allowed in government, who farking cares if inbred wrestling nascar fans vote for them?

There should be psychological test and a knowledge test before anyone can run for office, it would save the whole world a whole lot of trouble. No psychopath, sociopaths and uneducated dumbfarks allowed in politics. EVER.
 
2020-06-24 1:44:46 PM  

jake_lex: Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.

There are certainly people in politics who act much dumber than they are, like Ted Cruz.  But Gohmert is legitimately dumb.  There's no way his IQ cracks triple digits.


Your being generous if it could even earn college credits.
 
2020-06-24 1:45:13 PM  
 
2020-06-24 1:45:29 PM  
Someone needs to biatch slap Gohmert.
 
2020-06-24 1:45:40 PM  

Monkey: My favorite Louie Gohmert quote:

"I may look stupid, but I'm not that stupid."

https://trofire.com/2015/09/28/louie-g​ohmert-says-hes-not-that-stupid/

Love how he added "that", thereby implying that he is, at least, some stupid.


Funny thing, though: he is that stupid.
 
2020-06-24 1:46:04 PM  

jake_lex: Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.

There are certainly people in politics who act much dumber than they are, like Ted Cruz.  But Gohmert is legitimately dumb.  There's no way his IQ cracks triple digits.


*bangs on table
 
2020-06-24 1:46:28 PM  
"There's no rules about when you can make noise"

Is there any rule about punching him in the face?
 
2020-06-24 1:46:58 PM  
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2020-06-24 1:47:07 PM  
Just once, I want to replace the Staff Sargent at Arms with a regular street officer in riot gear.

Just once.
If that kind of Law and Order is good enough for everyone outside the People's Hall then it's good enough inside it as well.
 
2020-06-24 1:47:51 PM  

aaronx: Monkey: My favorite Louie Gohmert quote:

"I may look stupid, but I'm not that stupid."

https://trofire.com/2015/09/28/louie-g​ohmert-says-hes-not-that-stupid/

Love how he added "that", thereby implying that he is, at least, some stupid.

Funny thing, though: he is that stupid.


CORRECTION: Gohmert isn't as dumb as he looks.

He looks a lot smarter than he is.
 
2020-06-24 1:48:05 PM  

lolmao500: I wish congress could be like some kind of fight club where another congressman could just straight up come up to Gohmert and kick his ass.

Farking dumbfarks like him shouldnt be within 2 miles of any democratic institution, much less elected. WTF is wrong with people voting for this dumbfark? Or nunes? Or Gaetz? Or Trump? Or Mitch? Or Blanche? Or Hank Johnson who thought that Guam could tip over? These farking senile/dumb AF people shouldnt be allowed in government, who farking cares if inbred wrestling nascar fans vote for them?

There should be psychological test and a knowledge test before anyone can run for office, it would save the whole world a whole lot of trouble. No psychopath, sociopaths and uneducated dumbfarks allowed in politics. EVER.


Legalize dueling.
 
2020-06-24 1:48:08 PM  
This country needs an enema, one that will flush these Republican scumbags out of positions of authority and power.

Come on redhats, come and lick Gohmert's ass, tell us how this what the founding fathers had in mind when they set up a system of mutual powers of checks and balances.
 
2020-06-24 1:48:56 PM  
That reminded me of my little brother when he was 5 and he would continue to bang and make noice until you turned the T.V to a show he wanted to watch
 
2020-06-24 1:50:05 PM  
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2020-06-24 1:51:01 PM  

Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.


He still has my vote for "Dumbest man in Congress," and that's not a small achievement.
 
2020-06-24 1:51:39 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Gohmert has Budd Dwyer eyes.  Would that he meets with a similar fate.


Dwyer likely did it so that his spouse and kids could collect benefits. Gohmer is nowhere near as selfless.
 
2020-06-24 1:52:40 PM  

lolmao500: I wish congress could be like some kind of fight club where another congressman could just straight up come up to Gohmert and kick his ass.

Farking dumbfarks like him shouldnt be within 2 miles of any democratic institution, much less elected. WTF is wrong with people voting for this dumbfark? Or nunes? Or Gaetz? Or Trump? Or Mitch? Or Blanche? Or Hank Johnson who thought that Guam could tip over? These farking senile/dumb AF people shouldnt be allowed in government, who farking cares if inbred wrestling nascar fans vote for them?

There should be psychological test and a knowledge test before anyone can run for office, it would save the whole world a whole lot of trouble. No psychopath, sociopaths and uneducated dumbfarks allowed in politics. EVER.


I think in many ways the decline of civility can be traced to the outlawing of duels. Once the assholes realized they wouldn't face true injury they've been emboldened.
 
2020-06-24 1:53:36 PM  
He grimaced and grunted and squinted his eyes and strained until the veins popped out on his head and then dropped a huge spicy fudge dragon in his pants, after which he yelled, "WOOOOOOoooo dogGIE! Smells lahk summun's bakin' brownies!"?
 
2020-06-24 1:54:37 PM  

Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.


Anybody who doubts this need only to watch the Anderson Cooper interview with him on "terror babies".

It's like that scene in This Is Spinal Tap where Martin Di Bergi is trying to explain to Nigel Tufnel the logical fallacy of "it goes to 11", but of Nigel quietly not getting it, it's Nigel screaming "IT GOES TO ELEVEN, MARTIN!!! DO YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING?!?!?! I SAID THAT IT GOES TO ELEVEN!!!" and he goes on like this for about ten minutes.
 
2020-06-24 1:54:42 PM  
There was a time when he would have been beaten with a cane.
 
2020-06-24 1:56:06 PM  

gunga galunga: Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.

Anybody who doubts this need only to watch the Anderson Cooper interview with him on "terror babies".

It's like that scene in This Is Spinal Tap where Martin Di Bergi is trying to explain to Nigel Tufnel the logical fallacy of "it goes to 11", but [instead] of Nigel quietly not getting it, it's Nigel screaming "IT GOES TO ELEVEN, MARTIN!!! DO YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING?!?!?! I SAID THAT IT GOES TO ELEVEN!!!" and he goes on like this for about ten minutes.


Fixed.
 
2020-06-24 1:56:36 PM  

jake_lex: Pesky_Humans: To be fair, Gohmert is literally one of the dumbest people in national politics in the United States, and that's a tall farking order given the existence of people like Nunes, Gaetz, etc.

There are certainly people in politics who act much dumber than they are, like Ted Cruz.  But Gohmert is legitimately dumb.  There's no way his IQ cracks triple digits.


-- You misspelled "double".
 
2020-06-24 1:56:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The entire GOP has a mental age of 2.


Stop insulting two year olds.
 
2020-06-24 1:57:27 PM  
You can be very assured, had this been a (D) with (R)'s in control, the (R)'s would absolutely have found a way to combat the situation other than to sit there and take it.  Another example of how the (D)'s should grow a f*cking spine.

Have him removed, by force if necessary.  SCOTUS Justice Merrick Garland will happily explain to you why the (R)'s don't give a f*ck and will do whatever they want when in power, regardless of precedent.
 
2020-06-24 1:59:15 PM  

lolmao500: I wish congress could be like some kind of fight club where another congressman could just straight up come up to Gohmert and kick his ass.

Farking dumbfarks like him shouldnt be within 2 miles of any democratic institution, much less elected. WTF is wrong with people voting for this dumbfark? Or nunes? Or Gaetz? Or Trump? Or Mitch? Or Blanche? Or Hank Johnson who thought that Guam could tip over? These farking senile/dumb AF people shouldnt be allowed in government, who farking cares if inbred wrestling nascar fans vote for them?

There should be psychological test and a knowledge test before anyone can run for office, it would save the whole world a whole lot of trouble. No psychopath, sociopaths and uneducated dumbfarks allowed in politics. EVER.


When the bulk of a country's citizenry makes it a point of pride to "get out" of jury duty, what do you expect from court decisions and elections?

Socially, we almost always express approval for people avoiding their civic duties and responsibilities, and have done so for several generations.
 
2020-06-24 2:01:08 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Did he use a kazoo? I'm guessing the kazoo is the official musical instrument of the Republicans party.  You can make noises, sound patriotic, even obscure your voice while testifying under oath.


I was imagining vuvuzelas with built in dog whistles, but kazoos work.
 
2020-06-24 2:01:14 PM  
Who let Gohmert bring his blocks into the hearing?
 
2020-06-24 2:02:03 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Jack Sabbath: Gohmert has Budd Dwyer eyes.  Would that he meets with a similar fate.

Dwyer likely did it so that his spouse and kids could collect benefits. Gohmer is nowhere near as selfless.


Budd was framed.
 
2020-06-24 2:02:29 PM  
"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell" (Carl Sandburg)

Well in a weird way Gohmert is turning to the teachings of Carl Sandburg
 
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