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(ABC News)   Meet President Codpiece: Defender of the Nuts   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Iraq War troop surge of 2007, Democratic Party, President of the United States, President Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Influenza, Infectious disease  
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3407 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Jun 2020 at 4:46 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-24 1:49:39 PM  
These nuts?
 
2020-06-24 2:43:18 PM  

aaronx: These nuts?


Do you wear a MAGA hat?

Then not your nuts.

/yes, I know.
 
2020-06-24 2:43:57 PM  
Must be a very small codpiece.
 
2020-06-24 2:45:55 PM  
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I just felt the need to post that.
 
2020-06-24 3:45:18 PM  
Every time the cretin opens his mouth, it's only to change feet.
 
2020-06-24 4:48:18 PM  

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I just felt the need to post that.


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2020-06-24 4:50:20 PM  
From TFA: "I could give you nineteen or twenty names for that, right? Wuhan was catching on. Coronavirus, right? Kung flu. COVID-19. COVID. I said, 'what is the nineteen?' Some people cannot explain what the nineteen is in COVID-19. That is an odd name. I can give you many, many names," Trump said.

The 19 is for 2019, the year this strain of coronavirus was discovered. FFS, schoolchildren know that by now.
 
2020-06-24 4:50:30 PM  
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2020-06-24 4:51:14 PM  
How about he defend deez nutz?
 
2020-06-24 4:52:09 PM  
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2020-06-24 4:52:23 PM  
Word up.
 
2020-06-24 4:55:19 PM  
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Mission Accomplished my guys.
 
2020-06-24 4:56:49 PM  
I totally thought this was about the dog again.
 
2020-06-24 4:58:16 PM  
He doesn't know what the "19" in Covid-19 stands for.
Sigh.
Sweet dancin' Decembrists.
(nota bene: I just like alliteration.)
 
2020-06-24 4:58:54 PM  
Trying to analyze his moves from a standpoint of "logic" I'd have to say, perhaps, he has the ability to read the table and maybe he knows, right now, that he can't win. Legitimately.  What's his move?

Degrade the election.
 
2020-06-24 5:02:40 PM  
President Hump: "COVID-19. COVID. I said, 'what is the nineteen?' Some people cannot explain what the nineteen is in COVID-19. That is an odd name."

ITS THE YEAR IT APPEARED YOU FARKING NUMB NUTS
 
2020-06-24 5:03:01 PM  

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Mission Accomplished my guys.


Because when you want legit confirmation, go to the man who leads the world in submarine screen door manufacturing.
 
2020-06-24 5:14:40 PM  

stoli n coke: From TFA: "I could give you nineteen or twenty names for that, right? Wuhan was catching on. Coronavirus, right? Kung flu. COVID-19. COVID. I said, 'what is the nineteen?' Some people cannot explain what the nineteen is in COVID-19. That is an odd name. I can give you many, many names," Trump said.

The 19 is for 2019, the year this strain of coronavirus was discovered. FFS, schoolchildren know that by now.


He really isn't capable of learning anything, is he?
 
2020-06-24 5:15:05 PM  
I hope he gets it.  I hope he ends up dying in agony, gasping for every last breath, lungs burning, chest feeling rushed as if in a vice.
 
2020-06-24 5:23:59 PM  
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Did somebody say CODPIECE????
 
2020-06-24 5:26:26 PM  
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2020-06-24 5:33:37 PM  
Just remember folks this folks:


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FYI Magats: Y'all are included too.
 
2020-06-24 5:34:36 PM  

stoli n coke: From TFA: "I could give you nineteen or twenty names for that, right? Wuhan was catching on. Coronavirus, right? Kung flu. COVID-19. COVID. I said, 'what is the nineteen?' Some people cannot explain what the nineteen is in COVID-19. That is an odd name. I can give you many, many names," Trump said.

The 19 is for 2019, the year this strain of coronavirus was discovered. FFS, schoolchildren know that by now.


At this point I trust the average 5th grader more than I trust Trump or his supporters
 
2020-06-24 5:55:21 PM  
Good news then, the people who die this Summer and Flu season can blame it on Trump, and not the virus itself.
 
2020-06-24 6:00:03 PM  
They're purposely going to keep the death and infection rate high so the moment Biden is sworn in, they can blame him for it.

Republicans are murderers.
 
2020-06-24 6:00:40 PM  
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Deaths lag cases by a couple of weeks. The first peak of cases was about the start of April. The first peak of deaths was April 20.

In some regions, ICU beds are filling up.

Prepare yourselves for things to get worse. Much worse.
 
2020-06-24 6:05:04 PM  
I am in Missouri. Our hospital is reopening the covid-19 unit. It's been shut down for the last 2 weeks and we were transferring those patients to individual isolation rooms. Now we have enough cases where we're back in full business again. I just got off the phone an hour ago with my boss who called and asked if I'd be willing to volunteer for the unit again. Yes, this is all wrapped up. nothing to see here.
 
2020-06-24 6:10:59 PM  
Should we start calling it the Trump Flu? Or would he take that as a compliment?
 
2020-06-24 6:19:26 PM  
Idiot Amuses Other Idiots

Is really the headline these types of stories need.
 
2020-06-24 6:34:39 PM  
What nuts? Even the cod piece is fake.
 
2020-06-24 7:19:39 PM  

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Deaths lag cases by a couple of weeks. The first peak of cases was about the start of April. The first peak of deaths was April 20.

In some regions, ICU beds are filling up.

Prepare yourselves for things to get worse. Much worse.


So, We are all going to die....

ok thanks...\
 
2020-06-24 7:52:40 PM  
I wonder if he knows what the "9/11" stands for in 9/11.
 
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