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(Local10 WPLG)   Smashing another record in Florida. New York hit this level at the end of March after being shut down for a week, can't wait to see how this turns out   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, Miami-Dade County, Florida, Miami-Dade County, new cases of COVID-19, state's previous one-day, younger people, Gov. Ron DeSantis, highest total  
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2020-06-24 11:54:20 AM  
14 votes:
When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people, you're going to find more cases. So many tests are being conducted that people don't even know what's going on.

We got another one over here! The young man is 10 years old! He's got the sniffles. He'll recover in about 15 minutes. That's a case!
 
2020-06-24 12:26:58 PM  
8 votes:
I'll say it again...

When all of those people from NY/NJ/CONN decided to escape their area and bring this here, I knew this would happen.

People were renting out apartments for 10k a month to these people so they could escape the NE and have some freedumbs.

Well once everything started opening up, those same people crowded into bars and restaurants.

So as we usually say down here right after Easter....TAKE 95 NORTH AND GO BACK!!!
 
2020-06-24 12:28:40 PM  
3 votes:
Several cities have said they will mandate masks everywhere in public, an order that is causing confusion among residents.

Everybody sane: Wear a mask!

Covidiot: Uh...

Everybody sane: WEAR A MASK!

Covidiot: But I don't think you can force...

Everybody sane: Just wear a goddamn mask!

Covidiot: The 'rona is a conspiracy by Bill Gates and Soros to inject everyone with tracking chips.

Everybody sane: Over 120,000 people have died! Wear a mask!

Covidiot: I don't know anyone who died. I heard it's just a cold.

Everybody sane: WEAR! A! FARKING! MASK!

Covidiot: The president doesn't wear a mask. If it's good enough him...

Everybody sane: The president is an idiot. Put on the goddamn mask!

Covidiot: The constitution says...

Everybody driven insane: AAEEEERRRGGHHUGGH!

Covidiot: What's their problem? <Cough>


/It only causes confusion if you're a moron
 
2020-06-24 12:17:11 PM  
3 votes:
Thank you Florida Man! What would we do without you?

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/When they said "Wear a mask" I don't think you quite understood what they meant.
 
2020-06-24 1:26:42 PM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: Hope you enjoyed your mask-free freedom, dumbasses.  Enjoy dying.


You're going to live forever.


Parthenogenetic: When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people, you're going to find more cases. So many tests are being conducted that people don't even know what's going on.

We got another one over here! The young man is 10 years old! He's got the sniffles. He'll recover in about 15 minutes. That's a case!


You're wasting your time.  Fark is trickling off, it's pretty much down to the core group of now-old white people who were mostly working from home before COVID anyway.  It's just a chance to validate their political/religious identity and pre-existing involuntary social isolation.  You'll gain a few more converts when the state and local goverments have to cut their budgets by 20%, but that's about it.  They'll cling to their little death cult to the end.
 
2020-06-24 1:06:52 PM  
1 vote:
Florida is farked and should be shutdown again.
 
2020-06-24 12:44:26 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: I was going to post that they don't know what they're in for, but they do. They've watched it on tv, but decided it was a big joke because it was happening in NY. These farks even patted themselves on the back for doing such a great job.


Yep. Desantis thought he was being clever with that quarantine order for anyone coming from NY.

Now NY, NJ and CT are requiring anyone from Florida to quarantine for 14 days because of what a huge Fark up Desantis is.
 
2020-06-24 12:19:51 PM  
1 vote:

Parthenogenetic: When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people, you're going to find more cases. So many tests are being conducted that people don't even know what's going on.

We got another one over here! The young man is 10 years old! He's got the sniffles. He'll recover in about 15 minutes. That's a case!


Soon every other kid on that young man's block will also have the sniffles. The old people whose lawns those kids mow for spending money? Yeah, they might end up with something a bit worse than the sniffles. Leave it to Trump to not understand that, and I hope Pickle coughs on him.
 
2020-06-24 12:05:20 PM  
1 vote:

TheraTx: AngryDragon: You know what?  I just don't care anymore.

I've been in my house for 3 1/2 months.  I haven't been itching to get a haircut or attend a party or topple a statue.  I don't leave the house without a mask and clean and disinfect when I come back home when I do have to run for essentials.  Screw 'em.  I'll stock up for another 3 months and let this burn out.

Stupid games, stupid prizes.

it's not going to burn out


It's not going to burn out, but we could have had a decline in case counts similar to Europe's if people would just wear masks indoors and avoid mass gatherings.
 
2020-06-24 12:04:50 PM  
1 vote:

deadsanta: Call your grandparents and say goodbye, farkers.


Joke's on you, my grandparents are already dead.
I've stopped caring about the numbers. The fight is over. The 'rona won. We lost. DeSantis is a goddamn idiot. Our Commissioner of Agriculture is sick of the governor's sh*t. DeSantis refuses to do anything for fear of upsetting the orange one.
It's sad to watch, but hopefully this will help give Democrats a 50-50 split in the Florida Legislature. Get some adults in the room.
 
2020-06-24 12:03:27 PM  
1 vote:

Misch: Parthenogenetic: When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people, you're going to find more cases. So many tests are being conducted that people don't even know what's going on.

We got another one over here! The young man is 10 years old! He's got the sniffles. He'll recover in about 15 minutes. That's a case!

"The increased tests in the state of Florida began in the middle of May. The increased numbers did not begin until two to three weeks later. If [the spike] was just due to increased numbers, we would have immediately seen an increased number of positive test results in the middle of May and that was not the case," said Dr. Juan Dumois, a pediatric infectious disease physician at Johns Hopkins All Children's Hospital. "So we are seeing the increased numbers now because there's more virus going around." Source


Well lah dee dah!

Dr. JUAN Dumbass (*snort*) can lecture us from his ivory tower in John Hopkin. Maybe he should visit the Great State of Florida to see how Real Americans manage the Kung Flu!

/ s
// obviously - https://www.hopkinsallchildrens.org​/Fi​nd-A-Doctor/Practitioner-Details/Juan-​-Antonio--Dumois
 
2020-06-24 12:01:44 PM  
1 vote:

deadsanta: Call your grandparents and say goodbye, farkers.


Our grandparents?! You might be surprised to know a helluva lot of us are that age, and older.
 
2020-06-24 11:57:23 AM  
1 vote:
We are on a similar trajectory here in TX. Our (R) governor has come out and said, "please wear masks, you guuuuys, pleeeeeease," after previously overruling city non-essential business shutdown orders.
 
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