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1334 clicks; posted to Food » on 24 Jun 2020 at 7:35 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-06-24 8:44:30 PM  
5 votes:
The perfect job pays $5,000? I would assume a "perfect job" would include a salary with another comma.
2020-06-24 3:52:05 PM  
3 votes:
This would make a good idea for a movie. A man desperate for cash but with a great undiscovered talent for cheese tasting gets the job against all odds. But unfortunately he's also lactose intolerant, and has to hide this affliction at all costs.

And looks like Netflix is already on the phone. Be on the lookout for "Shiatblaster" starring Adam Sandler, streaming August 1st.
2020-06-24 9:22:49 PM  
2 votes:
I just started working in the cheese department at the King Soopers near me where I took a job to supplement my income while my personal chef service is suffering because of COVID-19.  I think I'll go fill out the form. :)
2020-06-24 7:41:36 PM  
1 vote: much does it pay to write for Delish?
2020-06-24 10:08:20 AM  
1 vote:
Damn, that'd be a nice job... but I'm holding out for the "person who brushes sand off the butts of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models" job.
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