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(The Sun)   Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-24 12:42:21 PM  
Did they meet up in car park near Leicester?
 
2020-06-24 2:46:44 PM  
"How Green was my Valley" was actually about getting rid of grass stains from one's butt crack.
 
2020-06-24 3:19:12 PM  
Wtf?

How many words was that article, 40?

Also, I had a free spirited gf in my 20s that suggested we go camping nude and do a grocery list of hallucinogens; I always made excuses (chickened out) for fear that some hiker or warden may wander into our camp.

The idea of getting bugs up my butt while trying to chop Fibonacci spiraled lumber to make talking fire freaked me out too.
 
2020-06-24 3:22:09 PM  
I recently took a pole and found 100% of people were angry when the tent collapsed.

I was with a beautiful young woman while camping last weekend. It was farking intense.
 
2020-06-24 3:22:58 PM  
Huh, I always though it was east-end boys and west-end girls....west-end girls.
 
2020-06-24 3:25:30 PM  

Salmon: Wtf?  How many words was that article, 40?


These are my dying words:
"Never....ever....click on the Sun."
 
2020-06-24 3:26:13 PM  
They're not sheepish
 
2020-06-24 3:28:33 PM  
Sussex girls, amiright?
 
2020-06-24 3:29:16 PM  
In a Wales side town a dead end world
The outside boys fark east England girls
In a Wales side town in a dead end world
The outside boys fark east England girls
Out side fark
 
2020-06-24 3:29:48 PM  

dennysgod: Huh, I always though it was east-end boys and west-end girls....west-end girls.


Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video)
Youtube p3j2NYZ8FKs
 
2020-06-24 3:30:00 PM  
♫Why don't we do it in the road?♫
 
2020-06-24 3:30:37 PM  
TIL that Belgium is not east of England
 
2020-06-24 3:31:26 PM  
Removing ticks from your naughty bits. Not fun.
 
2020-06-24 3:31:33 PM  
In fairness where else are the welsh men going to find the sheep?
 
2020-06-24 3:32:22 PM  

berylman: dennysgod: Huh, I always though it was east-end boys and west-end girls....west-end girls.

[YouTube video: Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video)]


It's about time they caught up.
 
2020-06-24 3:36:19 PM  
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Thirty-five per cent of Welsh men said they had been at it outdoors
 
2020-06-24 3:41:43 PM  
I had sex outdoors twice.  The first time was at the beach.  We discovered sand makes a horrible lubricant.

The second time was on top of Bear Mountain West of Boulder.  We discovered that the sun is not meant to shine on certain places.

After getting a sunburn on my ass, I resolved there would be no third time.
 
2020-06-24 3:54:58 PM  
NSFW, but should be obligatory for such thread.

Jonathan Coulton - First Of May
Youtube v-ohxxZBBFA
 
2020-06-24 3:55:00 PM  

Bermuda59: [Fark user image 299x168]
Thirty-five per cent of Welsh men said they had been at it outdoors


There are certain Viking-descended sheep in the British Isles that are unlikely to put up with such things:

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2020-06-24 3:56:12 PM  

saddestmanonearth: TIL that Belgium is not east of England


It's still east of East of England
 
2020-06-24 3:57:53 PM  
"...farking in tents." Sounds like a circus orgy!

- Sofa
 
2020-06-24 3:59:24 PM  
Men are from Wales, Women are from East of England?
 
2020-06-24 4:01:25 PM  

anfrind: Bermuda59: [Fark user image 299x168]
Thirty-five per cent of Welsh men said they had been at it outdoors

There are certain Viking-descended sheep in the British Isles that are unlikely to put up with such things:

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/not my photo


You're kidding, right?  Polycerates like Jacob sheep are extra horny!
 
2020-06-24 4:07:11 PM  
Honestly, who hasn't had a little sex in the great outdoors? In the snow is legitimately fun. Bring a blanket though.
 
2020-06-24 4:37:03 PM  
Essex girls...yeah I can believe it.
 
2020-06-24 4:54:13 PM  
Well, if he's in Wales and she's in East Anglia, I'm duly impressed.
 
2020-06-24 5:01:41 PM  
Farking outdoors is my fetish.

Manassas Battlefield was a good spot,
 
2020-06-24 5:03:21 PM  
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2020-06-24 5:13:17 PM  
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2020-06-24 5:43:49 PM  
I grew up in a country/farming area of eastern England.

EVERYONE had sex outside. I mean it was just the obvious thing to do, when you are teenagers that's what miles of fields and woods in summer are FOR
 
2020-06-24 5:58:37 PM  

hammettman: In a Wales side town a dead end world
The outside boys fark east England girls
In a Wales side town in a dead end world
The outside boys fark east England girls
Out side fark


Came for this. Now I don't feel so old.
 
2020-06-24 6:15:07 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I recently took a pole and found 100% of people were angry when the tent collapsed.

I was with a beautiful young woman while camping last weekend. It was farking intense.


Sounds like it was in teepees and wigwams
 
2020-06-24 6:44:40 PM  

Kit Fister: Men are from Wales, Women are from East of England?


So do they travel from one end of the island by train or bus and is it worth the trip?
 
2020-06-24 7:27:41 PM  

knbwhite: Sussex girls, amiright?


Essex, Essex girls...
 
2020-06-24 7:29:35 PM  

Bermuda59: [Fark user image image 299x168]
Thirty-five per cent of Welsh men said they had been at it outdoors


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2020-06-24 10:03:37 PM  

ukexpat: knbwhite: Sussex girls, amiright?

Essex, Essex girls...


Yea, I blew it.  Haven't lived there in 18 years, so my brain was rusty.  I never did know the source of that, but maybe it's been around forever?  A GIS came up with this from urban dictionary:

essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

Damn, that's harsh
 
2020-06-24 10:59:19 PM  

knbwhite: ukexpat: knbwhite: Sussex girls, amiright?

Essex, Essex girls...

Yea, I blew it.  Haven't lived there in 18 years, so my brain was rusty.  I never did know the source of that, but maybe it's been around forever?  A GIS came up with this from urban dictionary:

essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

Damn, that's harsh


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_g​i​rl
 
2020-06-25 5:57:09 AM  

knbwhite: ukexpat: knbwhite: Sussex girls, amiright?

Essex, Essex girls...

Yea, I blew it.  Haven't lived there in 18 years, so my brain was rusty.  I never did know the source of that, but maybe it's been around forever?  A GIS came up with this from urban dictionary:

essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

Damn, that's harsh


An Essex girl is in  a car crash and is stuck in the car.  When the paramedics arrive they start their assessment:
Paramedic:  Hi love, paramedics here, we're going to take care of you, have a look to see how to stop any bleeding.  Now, where are you bleeding from?
Essex Girl:  Romford you c*nt!
 
2020-06-25 7:23:17 AM  

BitwiseShift: Kit Fister: Men are from Wales, Women are from East of England?

So do they travel from one end of the island by train or bus and is it worth the trip?


Doesn't matter, had sex (outside)?
 
2020-06-25 7:23:57 AM  
Also, i'm now stuck with the song "West End Girls", but replacing 'West End' with 'East of England'.
 
2020-06-25 8:59:48 AM  

Kit Fister: Also, i'm now stuck with the song "West End Girls", but replacing 'West End' with 'East of England'.


Doesn't scan.
 
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