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(Law and Crime)   The entire Trump family, except Mary, is proud of Donnie and want Mary's tell all book suppressed. Remember this when they try and rehabilitate the Trump name in a few years   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2020-06-24 9:53:45 AM  
In a few years?  They're probably already laying the groundwork to keep their asses out of trouble should there be a change of power next January.
 
2020-06-24 10:28:42 AM  
At times like this, I almost feel sorry for Trump.

What horrible internal dark force pins him to the White House? Why hasn't he just resigned, given up, and returned to whatever gilded rock he crawled up from under? What terrible, vacuous ever sucking need keeps him tormenting himself and a country?...

Find out! When Mary Trump's book comes out!!!
 
2020-06-24 10:54:31 AM  

Destructor: What horrible internal dark force pins him to the White House? Why hasn't he just resigned, given up, and returned to whatever gilded rock he crawled up from under? What terrible, vacuous ever sucking need keeps him tormenting himself and a country?...


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2020-06-24 10:55:25 AM  
Before the Trump brand is rehabilitated you'll see Ford put out a new Pinto, Coke change the formula again and Carnival christen the Titanic.
 
2020-06-24 11:36:53 AM  
In a statement to the Times, Robert Trump said he was "deeply disappointed" in the decision to move forward with publication of the tell-all book, calling Mary Trump "a disgrace."

I see they share a family projector.
 
2020-06-24 11:40:59 AM  

koder: In a statement to the Times, Robert Trump said he was "deeply disappointed" in the decision to move forward with publication of the tell-all book, calling Mary Trump "a disgrace."

I see they share a family projector.


Trump kicks that word, "disgrace", around a lot. I am seriously beginning to wonder if he knows what it means.
 
2020-06-24 11:42:24 AM  
Yeah, why is she so contrary?
 
2020-06-24 11:44:28 AM  
I feel sorry for trump.  If he didn't have to always fight to keep his skeletons in the closet, he might have more time to golf and be on Twitter.
 
2020-06-24 11:44:46 AM  
At this point when I hear that a book is coming out that says Trump is a asshole, I just assume it is a new version of the dictionary.

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2020-06-24 11:45:17 AM  
I hope the name Trump is synonymous with grifter and failure for the rest of history.
 
2020-06-24 11:45:19 AM  

Destructor: koder: In a statement to the Times, Robert Trump said he was "deeply disappointed" in the decision to move forward with publication of the tell-all book, calling Mary Trump "a disgrace."

I see they share a family projector.

Trump kicks that word, "disgrace", around a lot. I am seriously beginning to wonder if he knows what it means.


If he really knew what it meant, he'd use it to describe himself.
 
2020-06-24 11:46:27 AM  
So when the NDA fails will it be classified conversations again? That would be his trademark next step.
 
2020-06-24 11:46:34 AM  
Another restraining order for a book? Is that a thing law talkin dudes actually do? Cause it's certainly a new one on me.
 
2020-06-24 11:47:02 AM  
They aren't going to rehabilitate the name, they're going to ride the name to fame and fortune.  Turns out the country is filled with deplorables willing to part with their money for a chance to be a part of a more socially acceptable KKK rally.
 
2020-06-24 11:47:11 AM  

GanjSmokr: I feel sorry for trump.  If he didn't have to always fight to keep his skeletons in the closet, he might have more time to golf and be on Twitter.


Why feel sorry?? He could have resigned at any point.  He just needs to check his ego. If he's unable to check his ego, then he doesn't deserve your pity.
 
2020-06-24 11:47:16 AM  

Serious Black: Destructor: koder: In a statement to the Times, Robert Trump said he was "deeply disappointed" in the decision to move forward with publication of the tell-all book, calling Mary Trump "a disgrace."

I see they share a family projector.

Trump kicks that word, "disgrace", around a lot. I am seriously beginning to wonder if he knows what it means.

If he really knew what it meant, he'd use it to describe himself.


It's the first word that springs to mind whenever I try to describe him. I suppose he might think he's inoculating himself from it by using it so often. The problem with that theory is it requires him to have a level of introspection I don't think he's capable of.
 
2020-06-24 11:47:50 AM  
Mary Trump is obviously a Never Trumper and part of the Democrat Party hoax to try to make Donald Trump look bad.
 
2020-06-24 11:47:54 AM  
Yep.  Projection.
Everybody knows that it's Proud Mary (keep on burning.....)

Also I think/hope/believe the family name Trump is destined to be an eponym like Quisling, Boycott and Chauvin(ist).  It will be a common adjective to describe any criminal with no conscience; "S/he's such a trump."
 
2020-06-24 11:47:59 AM  
I didn't realize you could submit headlines via Siri.
 
2020-06-24 11:49:49 AM  
It's amazing that there are still so many damaging secrets when it comes to Trump.
 
2020-06-24 11:50:30 AM  

UberDave: In a few years?  They're probably already laying the groundwork to keep their asses out of trouble should there be a change of power next January.


Why do you think they're pushing so hard to stay in power?  Forget any federal charges against that clan, NY state probably already has all the charges prepped and ready for the split second donny, ivanka, jr, half scoop, and real boy kushner are away from the executive branch.
 
2020-06-24 11:51:29 AM  

Serious Black: Destructor: koder: In a statement to the Times, Robert Trump said he was "deeply disappointed" in the decision to move forward with publication of the tell-all book, calling Mary Trump "a disgrace."

I see they share a family projector.

Trump kicks that word, "disgrace", around a lot. I am seriously beginning to wonder if he knows what it means.

If he really knew what it meant, he'd use it to describe himself.


Ya know, of all the Presidential characteristics that Trump lacks, "grace" has to be the number one for me. Above even honesty and integrity, which are really important, I miss having a president with grace.

DJT is a disgrace
 
2020-06-24 11:51:40 AM  
So if the Trump family succeeds in burying the book, I wonder how long it will take for some 'hacker' to get a copy and dump it out on the web.
Would be even funnier if they could somehow blame WikiLeaks for it as well.
 
2020-06-24 11:51:45 AM  

slaur: Yep.  Projection.
Everybody knows that it's Proud Mary (keep on burning.....)

Also I think/hope/believe the family name Trump is destined to be an eponym like Quisling, Boycott and Chauvin(ist).  It will be a common adjective to describe any criminal with no conscience; "S/he's such a trump."


Trumpian will become the new 'Nixonian' but the adjective will then also describe a marked lack of intelligence.
 
2020-06-24 11:52:04 AM  
Honestly, I just don't see the point of anyone buying or reading these books.  I get the motivation for writing them since there apparently is an audience, but what could possibly be learned at this point which would change anyone's mind about Donald Trump?
 
2020-06-24 11:52:23 AM  
they're all so pissed because the NDA is probably worded so that if anyone in the family says anything then all money they got from the estate reverts to donald
 
2020-06-24 11:52:43 AM  
Trumpers, you have to ask yourselves: how much of a shiatbag do you have to be to have your entire family under a gag order?
 
2020-06-24 11:53:29 AM  

Myk-House of El: Honestly, I just don't see the point of anyone buying or reading these books.  I get the motivation for writing them since there apparently is an audience, but what could possibly be learned at this point which would change anyone's mind about Donald Trump?


As I understand at least some people remain on the fence.
 
2020-06-24 11:54:00 AM  
"Her attempt to sensationalize and mischaracterize our family relationship after all of these years for her own financial gain is both a travesty and injustice to the memory of my late brother, Fred, and our beloved parents,"

Sensationalizing and mischaracterizing for personal financial gain?

Yup.  No doubt she's a Trump.
 
2020-06-24 11:54:06 AM  

Destructor: At times like this, I almost feel sorry for Trump.



I don't know how much truth there is to it, and it doesn't excuse all the nonsense that has come after, but I remember somewhere someone had either written in to a blog or posted to reddit about how they'd gone to college with Don Jr., and right at the very start they were together getting ready to go to a football game and Jr. was all decked out in school-logo clothing like all the rest of the students and seemed genuinely excited to go do normal college stuff.  Then Donald showed up, saw Jr, was disgusted and said something like "take that off, put on a suit, I'll be waiting outside".  They said Jr. just kind of hung his head, looked crushed, and complied.

Again, this is unverified from the internet, but it at least seems plausible.  If that's true, I assume all of them have received similar treatment.  They were probably allowed to be a kid up to a certain age, and after that you either comply with the family brand or get treated like garbage.  It'd be damaging to get treated like that from sometime in your teens until forever.
 
2020-06-24 11:55:41 AM  

Destructor: koder: In a statement to the Times, Robert Trump said he was "deeply disappointed" in the decision to move forward with publication of the tell-all book, calling Mary Trump "a disgrace."

I see they share a family projector.

Trump kicks that word, "disgrace", around a lot. I am seriously beginning to wonder if he knows what it means.


like that orange shiatgibbon could spell "disgrace"
 
2020-06-24 11:56:29 AM  

GooberMcFly: "Her attempt to sensationalize and mischaracterize our family relationship after all of these years for her own financial gain is both a travesty and injustice to the memory of my late brother, Fred, and our beloved parents,"

Sensationalizing and mischaracterizing for personal financial gain?

Yup.  No doubt she's a Trump.


And of course they have to drag poor dead Fred into it.
 
2020-06-24 11:56:38 AM  
Among the many things the Trump family still doesn't understand: "prior restraint."

In the unlikely event that the NDA is somehow enforceable, the remedy, if any, will be damages. Possibly disgorgement of profits. They're not going to get a TRO or an injunction.
 
2020-06-24 11:57:08 AM  
Crazy Mary and her liberal ghostwriters. God told Moses there would trials and tribble nation's. He told me the same thing. He said "Donald J. Trump, sir, you are going to be treated most unfairly. Fake news. Even so called family. Just remember, I chose you cause you are the most stable, healthiest genius there is.  I broke the mold when I created you in my image.  I love the tie, by the way.  Everyone should buy one. "
 
2020-06-24 11:57:43 AM  

GooberMcFly: "Her attempt to sensationalize and mischaracterize our family relationship after all of these years for her own financial gain is both a travesty and injustice to the memory of my late brother, Fred, and our beloved parents,"

Sensationalizing and mischaracterizing for personal financial gain?

Yup.  No doubt she's a Trump.


More like the family is mad anytime one of them tries to profit off of the others without each of them getting their cut.  Nobody makes money off the Dotard without him getting his taste!

Imagine being such an asshole that you have had to use NDAs your entire life, including against your own family members, to hide the shiat you have done.
 
2020-06-24 12:00:09 PM  
How can you not be proud of Donnie??  He can hold & drink from a glass with one hand!!  Not long now before he can go potty all by himself in the big boys toilet.
 
2020-06-24 12:05:36 PM  

Rhymes With Silver: GanjSmokr: I feel sorry for trump.  If he didn't have to always fight to keep his skeletons in the closet, he might have more time to golf and be on Twitter.

Why feel sorry?? He could have resigned at any point.  He just needs to check his ego. If he's unable to check his ego, then he doesn't deserve your pity.


Just to be clear, trump does not actually get any sympathy from me.

About the only person I feel even a little bit sorry for in that entire useless family is Barron.
 
2020-06-24 12:10:19 PM  

UberDave: In a few years?  They're probably already laying the groundwork to keep their asses out of trouble should there be a change of power next January.


It's to save the family name for when the crotchfruit runs for Presidency.

They must believe that whatever they did in 2016 is going to work again.
 
2020-06-24 12:24:29 PM  
Instead of going for all the pre-publicity (I know. Boost sales), just keep your mouth shut and publish it and put it on the market without the trump* clan knowing what hit them.
 
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2020-06-24 12:26:37 PM  

Myk-House of El: Honestly, I just don't see the point of anyone buying or reading these books.  I get the motivation for writing them since there apparently is an audience, but what could possibly be learned at this point which would change anyone's mind about Donald Trump?



So the future will have more of a frame of reference to judge the days of Drumpf.  Kind of like future archaeologists examining the Gilead period in the book, Handmaid's Tale.
 
2020-06-24 12:30:49 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: UberDave: In a few years?  They're probably already laying the groundwork to keep their asses out of trouble should there be a change of power next January.

Why do you think they're pushing so hard to stay in power?  Forget any federal charges against that clan, NY state probably already has all the charges prepped and ready for the split second donny, ivanka, jr, half scoop, and real boy kushner are away from the executive branch.


And this right here is why I have said a few times.  100-1 odds say if he loss then he will have out of the country family trip planned for sometime between when its official(once congress ok the election) and Jan 18th. and it will be a country that is a non-extradition with the USA. He have it time so as soon as they are off the plane someone back here will turn in his I QUIT letter as well as having pre-hired personal bodyguards near by.  and just walk away.

And what could the SS do at that time?
 
2020-06-24 12:31:45 PM  

slaur: Yep.  Projection.
Everybody knows that it's Proud Mary (keep on burning.....)

Also I think/hope/believe the family name Trump is destined to be an eponym like Quisling, Boycott and Chauvin(ist).  It will be a common adjective to describe any criminal with no conscience; "S/he's such a trump."


Or for people that got conned "looks like you got Trumped"
 
2020-06-24 12:36:14 PM  
Subby's headline broke my brain.  Does anyone else smell burning toast?
 
2020-06-24 12:40:01 PM  
They got her to sign an NDA as a condition for receiving what I can only assume was a fraction of the inheritance from her grandfather to which she was entitled. I'm sure both sides settled on some lower figure after crunching the numbers and calculating the potential cost of the court case. But Trump and his ahole siblings conspired to cheat their dead brother's kids. This are the people we're talking about here. Scum.

If Donald has violated the NDA, could that invalidate the claim against the niece. He's spoken of his dead brother's alcoholism. He's used that as part of his personal narrative in interviews and possibly his own books to sell himself as a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs because of this. In effect, he's sought to profit from this story of his supposed temperance that portrays him as a presumably responsible person. I guess ultimately, it comes down to the actual text of the NDA. But it took me all of three seconds to come up with one way Trump has likely breached it. Imagined what trained lawyers with access to the text and years of Trump interviews can do. It should not be too hard to find all sorts of breaches and selective application of the terms of the deal.
 
2020-06-24 12:51:01 PM  
Boutrouse said in a statement, adding that "The courts will not tolerate this brazen violation of the First Amendment."

Stick to actual arguments about why the NDA is voided.
 
2020-06-24 12:51:14 PM  

jumac: ShavedOrangutan: UberDave: In a few years?  They're probably already laying the groundwork to keep their asses out of trouble should there be a change of power next January.

Why do you think they're pushing so hard to stay in power?  Forget any federal charges against that clan, NY state probably already has all the charges prepped and ready for the split second donny, ivanka, jr, half scoop, and real boy kushner are away from the executive branch.

And this right here is why I have said a few times.  100-1 odds say if he loss then he will have out of the country family trip planned for sometime between when its official(once congress ok the election) and Jan 18th. and it will be a country that is a non-extradition with the USA. He have it time so as soon as they are off the plane someone back here will turn in his I QUIT letter as well as having pre-hired personal bodyguards near by.  and just walk away.

And what could the SS do at that time?


Don't tell him about the CIA.
 
2020-06-24 12:55:23 PM  

jumac: ShavedOrangutan: UberDave: In a few years?  They're probably already laying the groundwork to keep their asses out of trouble should there be a change of power next January.

Why do you think they're pushing so hard to stay in power?  Forget any federal charges against that clan, NY state probably already has all the charges prepped and ready for the split second donny, ivanka, jr, half scoop, and real boy kushner are away from the executive branch.

And this right here is why I have said a few times.  100-1 odds say if he loss then he will have out of the country family trip planned for sometime between when its official(once congress ok the election) and Jan 18th. and it will be a country that is a non-extradition with the USA. He have it time so as soon as they are off the plane someone back here will turn in his I QUIT letter as well as having pre-hired personal bodyguards near by.  and just walk away.

And what could the SS do at that time?


The first thing I thought of, was not give clearance to the plane. Do not let it take off. Trump* would be a private citizen, trying to flee the country, while criminal court cases are pending-some of which may (are?) federal. As a probable flight risk, his movements would be very carefully monitored.
Nor do I see Putin as an ally, the second Trump* is done in DC, Vlad is done with Donnie*. No one will want him, too much baggage, and no money. Where would he go?
 
2020-06-24 1:02:20 PM  

Destructor: At times like this, I almost feel sorry for Trump.

What horrible internal dark force pins him to the White House? Why hasn't he just resigned, given up, and returned to whatever gilded rock he crawled up from under? What terrible, vacuous ever sucking need keeps him tormenting himself and a country?...

Find out! When Mary Trump's book comes out!!!


Prison
 
2020-06-24 1:10:44 PM  
Boutrous. Boutrous? Golly!
 
2020-06-24 1:23:32 PM  

edmo: Destructor: What horrible internal dark force pins him to the White House? Why hasn't he just resigned, given up, and returned to whatever gilded rock he crawled up from under? What terrible, vacuous ever sucking need keeps him tormenting himself and a country?...

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