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(NYPost)   If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Manhattan, Harlem, minded Roberto Perez, slasher-flick-worthy nature of the wound, 36-year-old Perez, Dagger, security guard, Witness  
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2020-06-24 9:27:06 AM  
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2020-06-24 9:33:30 AM  
Wow. Kind of a reverse unicorn thing
 
2020-06-24 9:36:22 AM  
Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.
 
2020-06-24 10:26:38 AM  
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2020-06-24 10:32:42 AM  
Looks like someone hot a free knife
 
2020-06-24 10:36:21 AM  
That's a domestic squabble? I guess I've been lucky so far.
 
2020-06-24 10:38:49 AM  
So, a wife beater wearing a wife beater gets stabbed in the head for wife beating.
 
2020-06-24 10:43:12 AM  

Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.


Where do you get that? There's a link in tfa for the backstory.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/24/suspect​s​-who-allegedly-stabbed-man-in-head-tri​ed-stealing-companions-purse/
 
2020-06-24 10:51:27 AM  

Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.


That may change going forward. Years ago there was a story here on Fark of a guy who picked the wrong fight and wound up with this knife embedded in the top of his skull. Without knowing it I met that man one day in an independent record store. He had the most unusual zigzag scar on top of his relatively shaved head. He was quite the talker! He bragged about how God had allowed that moment to change his life. Before the fight he had been an aggressive and abusive man, prone to anger and hostility; even though it didn't hit the frontal lobes on the way in, something happened after the knife was surgically removed and he was no longer a violent man. Even the store owner had mentioned afterwards how much it seemed that the man had changed. Whatever grey matter was destroyed or cut on that fateful day, it altered his personality forever.

I would love to see a follow-up on him some day. I think the docs did a wonderful job of keeping him alive, all things considered.
 
2020-06-24 10:51:31 AM  
shiat, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my knife in my head!
 
2020-06-24 10:57:34 AM  

thespindrifter: Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.

That may change going forward. Years ago there was a story here on Fark of a guy who picked the wrong fight and wound up with this knife embedded in the top of his skull. Without knowing it I met that man one day in an independent record store. He had the most unusual zigzag scar on top of his relatively shaved head. He was quite the talker! He bragged about how God had allowed that moment to change his life. Before the fight he had been an aggressive and abusive man, prone to anger and hostility; even though it didn't hit the frontal lobes on the way in, something happened after the knife was surgically removed and he was no longer a violent man. Even the store owner had mentioned afterwards how much it seemed that the man had changed. Whatever grey matter was destroyed or cut on that fateful day, it altered his personality forever.

I would love to see a follow-up on him some day. I think the docs did a wonderful job of keeping him alive, all things considered.


Well, I answered my own question; somehow we both wound up in Texass and he's doing okayish.
https://redcrossntxblog.com/2017/09/0​4​/he-survived-a-horrific-attack-now-the​-red-cross-is-helping-him-survive-harv​ey/
 
2020-06-24 10:59:40 AM  

lindalouwho: Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.

Where do you get that? There's a link in tfa for the backstory.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/24/suspects​-who-allegedly-stabbed-man-in-head-tri​ed-stealing-companions-purse/


TFA said:

Multiple witnesses characterized the events preceding the stabbing as an apparent domestic squabble.
They said Perez allegedly roughed up a female companion, who responded by plunging the knife into his head.

So he got rough with a female who was with him and she responded by going Jason Voorhees on him, based on what TFA said.
 
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2020-06-24 11:04:33 AM  

Psychopusher: lindalouwho: Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.

Where do you get that? There's a link in tfa for the backstory.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/24/suspects​-who-allegedly-stabbed-man-in-head-tri​ed-stealing-companions-purse/

TFA said:

Multiple witnesses characterized the events preceding the stabbing as an apparent domestic squabble.
They said Perez allegedly roughed up a female companion, who responded by plunging the knife into his head.
So he got rough with a female who was with him and she responded by going Jason Voorhees on him, based on what TFA said.


Should've chopped his cock and balls off. Might have calmed the coont down.
 
2020-06-24 11:04:49 AM  
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2020-06-24 11:05:23 AM  
Drugs will do that to you. Well, the good ones anyway.
 
2020-06-24 11:05:52 AM  
I've got a spike through my head. I've accepted it. Why can't you?

Kids in the Hall - Academy Awards
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2020-06-24 11:10:46 AM  
Going to have one hell of a headache in the morning.
 
2020-06-24 11:16:15 AM  

yms: Psychopusher: lindalouwho: Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.

Where do you get that? There's a link in tfa for the backstory.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/24/suspects​-who-allegedly-stabbed-man-in-head-tri​ed-stealing-companions-purse/

TFA said:

Multiple witnesses characterized the events preceding the stabbing as an apparent domestic squabble.
They said Perez allegedly roughed up a female companion, who responded by plunging the knife into his head.
So he got rough with a female who was with him and she responded by going Jason Voorhees on him, based on what TFA said.

Should've chopped his cock and balls off. Might have calmed the coont down.


If only you'd read the next line in the story....

The NYPD, however, said the victim and a 34-year-old woman were on the same side of a dispute against another man.
 
2020-06-24 11:16:53 AM  
How much H did he snort before that happened?
 
2020-06-24 11:43:23 AM  

fragMasterFlash: How much H did he snort before that happened?


Going into shock is a helluva drug.
 
2020-06-24 11:54:28 AM  
They way he's acting one would almost assume his thinking's been somehow impaired.
 
2020-06-24 12:30:56 PM  

lindalouwho: fragMasterFlash: How much H did he snort before that happened?

Going into shock is a helluva drug.


Indeed. A friend of mine was in a car accident a while ago. It shattered his face. When the paramedics got there he was holding his jaw to his face with a sweatshirt trying to thumb a lift home. It took the entire ambulance staff with a couple of policemen to get him into the van as he was protesting he was fine. Well, I say protesting, more trying to fight them off and go home. No drugs or drink involved on his part.

To put it into perspective he needed six metal plates in his head to put him back together. Shock, adrenalin and disorientation can do a lot of weird things to you.

I broke my arm pretty badly in a motorcycle accident many years ago. There was a pub nearby. The gentleman who hit me, I took him into the pub to get him a drink to calm him down. It wasn't until about two hours later that I all but collapsed as the shock wore off.
 
2020-06-24 12:37:15 PM  
no brain, no pain
 
2020-06-24 12:37:25 PM  
 
2020-06-24 12:38:36 PM  
Is he friends with that guy from China who walked into the hospital with a meat cleaver in his head?
 
2020-06-24 1:39:05 PM  

Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.


you mean fighting off a mugger?

wtf is wrong with you?
 
2020-06-24 5:36:23 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Psychopusher: Considering why he has a cleaver embedded in his skull, I'd say he's more likely the sort of person who gets kicked out of parties for being a raging asshole.

you mean fighting off a mugger?

wtf is wrong with you?


check the username.
 
2020-06-24 7:41:07 PM  
And he told the EMS, "Ya know other than a splitting head ache I feel fine."
 
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