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(The Scottish Sun)   Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-24 10:35:47 AM  
Smitty's not even snarky, this gal IS tiny.

Then again, after all that, she might not have to eat for a week...
 
2020-06-24 10:45:36 AM  
I don't know how else to tell this to Subby, but there's a very good chance she threw that meal up afterwards.
 
2020-06-24 11:40:59 AM  
Overeating and bulimia doth not a foodie make, subby. It's really just a eating disorder and a waste of food.
(not a foodie)
 
2020-06-24 12:03:16 PM  
"Let the hake flow through you"
 
2020-06-24 12:17:54 PM  
"Petite"?  Or "fun size"?
 
2020-06-24 12:19:29 PM  
Sorry subby, I doubt tubby neck bearded farker is her  kind of guy.
 
2020-06-24 12:41:23 PM  
AND she washed it down with lager.

The champions are always the petite ones.

They don't have a belt of belly fat to push back against their expanding gut.  Just one more advantage on top of training their stomachs to stretch.

And as far as British Hot goes, she's an eleven.  A size ten eleven.

(I take it UK sizes are different?  In the US, a size 10 is svelte but not exactly petite.)
 
2020-06-24 1:16:01 PM  

GoldSpider: "Petite"?  Or "fun size"?


Fun size. I had a relationship with a gal who was 4'11", 90lbs, and I think most of her weight was in her massive breasts.The only problem being that certain positions aren't very comfortable when they get that short. Of course being able to pick them up because they're so light is fun.
 
2020-06-24 1:22:42 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I don't know how else to tell this to Subby, but there's a very good chance she threw that meal up afterwards.


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2020-06-24 1:54:20 PM  

bughunter: (I take it UK sizes are different?  In the US, a size 10 is svelte but not exactly petite.)


A UK size 10 is a US 6. According to the Marks & Spencer website size guide for dresses, that would be a 34¼-inch bust, 27½-inch waist, and 37½-inch hips.
 
2020-06-24 3:06:48 PM  
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I'd let her eat my wiener IYKWIMAITYD
 
2020-06-24 3:32:25 PM  
You can't outrun a bad diet. But you sure as fark and barf it back up.
 
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2020-06-24 5:48:36 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I don't know how else to tell this to Subby, but there's a very good chance she threw that meal up afterwards.


I would. I like fried fish every once in a while, but 2-3 normal sized pieces with a few fries and I'm done. Any more than that and I start to get queasy.
 
2020-06-24 6:11:39 PM  

cheap_thoughts: You can't outrun a bad diet. But you sure as fark and barf it back up.


Yes you can. I lost 20 pounds during marathon training with a significant uptick in consumption. Perhaps burning 300-400 extra calories in exercise a few days a week isn't going to overcome a poor diet but burning 3,000-4,000 additional calories per week makes it hard to not lose weight.
 
2020-06-24 6:30:14 PM  

max_pooper: cheap_thoughts: You can't outrun a bad diet. But you sure as fark and barf it back up.

Yes you can. I lost 20 pounds during marathon training with a significant uptick in consumption. Perhaps burning 300-400 extra calories in exercise a few days a week isn't going to overcome a poor diet but burning 3,000-4,000 additional calories per week makes it hard to not lose weight.


That's their whole point, and I completely agree. You also aren't going to run a marathon only eating a poor diet.
Of course burning calories makes a difference, but the type of caloric intake makes just as much of a difference.
I lost 15 lbs by cutting my beer intake 80-90%. I lost another 15 by painting my house while drink gin (how the hell else can you paint a farking house?).
There's a who lot more to it than just "burning calories".
 
2020-06-24 8:25:26 PM  

Percise1: I lost another 15 by painting my house while drink gin


That just sounds like a euphemism never making it to the toilet on time.
 
2020-06-24 10:54:15 PM  
That's so gross.

She actually ate mushy peas?
 
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