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(KTLA Los Angeles)   The Hedgehog arrested for raping three women and sexually assaulting another, proving that 2020 is not out of wretchedness just yet   (ktla.com) divider line
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2020-06-23 2:31:13 PM  
Looks like a creep.
 
2020-06-23 2:37:15 PM  
Nice fix, thank you
 
2020-06-23 2:44:00 PM  
I knew that Sonic movie was pretty bad, but damn.
 
2020-06-23 2:50:37 PM  
Not so CSB:
Ron Jeremy provided one of the most WTF moments of my childhood.  This is way before the online intartubes.  I managed to get my hands on a VHS tape with a mishmash or random porn on it.  Back then, that was a teenage boys dream come true.  Well, one of the scenes on the tape was just Ron Jeremy sitting on a park bench.  Not doing jack shiat.  After a few moments, he pulls his crank out and starts fapping.  After a bit of that, he decides to up his game and try to suck his own dick....still sitting on the bench.  He was successful.  I fast forwarded through that one to get to the spankable material after that discovery.  And, no, I didn't stick it out to see if he finished.
 
2020-06-23 2:55:29 PM  
"But I used to get paid for this!!!!"
 
2020-06-23 2:56:43 PM  
CSB: I used to be a high school teacher.  One day a couple kids were talking and I happened by.  One of them asked me if I knew who Ron Jeremy was.  "Of course," I answered flippantly, "I was in a movie with him once."  The kid wanted clarification, "You...were in a movie...with Ron Jeremy?"
"Well, him and some other people."

(The movie was Citizen Toxie, not a porno.  He played the mayor of Tromaville.  "City Hall" was my local library.)
 
2020-06-23 3:00:28 PM  
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2020-06-23 3:00:49 PM  
Well. fark that guy, I guess.
 
2020-06-23 3:03:33 PM  
I honestly thought he died like 7 years ago.
 
2020-06-23 3:03:40 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Not so CSB:
Ron Jeremy provided one of the most WTF moments of my childhood.  This is way before the online intartubes.  I managed to get my hands on a VHS tape with a mishmash or random porn on it.  Back then, that was a teenage boys dream come true.  Well, one of the scenes on the tape was just Ron Jeremy sitting on a park bench.  Not doing jack shiat.  After a few moments, he pulls his crank out and starts fapping.  After a bit of that, he decides to up his game and try to suck his own dick....still sitting on the bench.  He was successful.  I fast forwarded through that one to get to the spankable material after that discovery.  And, no, I didn't stick it out to see if he finished.


It's okay, we know you finished watching.
 
2020-06-23 3:04:45 PM  
R.I.P. Ron de Jeremy

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2020-06-23 3:05:36 PM  
He'd better watch out or that 93 Civic he drives will be a prime target for civil forfeiture.
 
2020-06-23 3:05:44 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Not so CSB:
Ron Jeremy provided one of the most WTF moments of my childhood.  This is way before the online intartubes.  I managed to get my hands on a VHS tape with a mishmash or random porn on it.  Back then, that was a teenage boys dream come true.  Well, one of the scenes on the tape was just Ron Jeremy sitting on a park bench.  Not doing jack shiat.  After a few moments, he pulls his crank out and starts fapping.  After a bit of that, he decides to up his game and try to suck his own dick....still sitting on the bench.  He was successful.  I fast forwarded through that one to get to the spankable material after that discovery.....



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Doctor Funkenstein: ....And, no, I didn't stick it out to see if he finished.

DAMMIT!
 
2020-06-23 3:07:42 PM  

emersonbiggins: He'd better watch out or that 93 Civic he drives will be a prime target for civil forfeiture.


If you aint got nothing you got nothing to lose.
 
2020-06-23 3:08:38 PM  
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2020-06-23 3:08:45 PM  
Goddamit Ron, why?
 
2020-06-23 3:08:52 PM  
Better the Hedgehog than the plumber


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2020-06-23 3:09:03 PM  
The guy's been a fat caricature of former porn star for decades now.  And now he'll die in jail.
 
2020-06-23 3:09:19 PM  

emersonbiggins: He'd better watch out or that 93 Civic he drives will be a prime target for civil forfeiture.


I think it's a Saturn and I hate that I think I know that.
 
2020-06-23 3:09:52 PM  
After a fair trial of course, if found guilty, have him and Hyde from that seventies show (also after a fair guilty verdict) stripe down nude, oil up, and fight each other nude in the cannibal thunderdome.  With the winner consuming the loser, in the entirety.  And have it all streamed in 4k 60hz.  And make sure the data is written to permanent media and shot into deep space so that we never forget.
 
2020-06-23 3:10:58 PM  
This isn't a new thing for him.  He just finally got caught.
 
2020-06-23 3:12:03 PM  
There has to be a similar analogy of "Never meet your heroes in real life" that can be applicable to porn stars. I'm sure there might be some that are decent regular people when they have their clothes on, but some of them I've googled.......good lord.

Ferris Bueller was right, life moves pretty fast but damn not that fast.
 
2020-06-23 3:12:10 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: After a fair trial of course, if found guilty, have him and Hyde from that seventies show (also after a fair guilty verdict) stripe down nude, oil up, and fight each other nude in the cannibal thunderdome.  With the winner consuming the loser, in the entirety.  And have it all streamed in 4k 60hz.  And make sure the data is written to permanent media and shot into deep space so that we never forget.


Did you not see either Star Trek The Motion Picture or Galaxy Quest?
 
2020-06-23 3:12:10 PM  

gilgigamesh: Well. fark that guy, I guess.


Eh... false accusations of rape are pretty much standard practice for harassing high-profile porn actors.

Even if a Daily Mail story isn't just flat-out 100% fabricated for once I'd be fairly skeptical of this until an actual conviction happens.
 
2020-06-23 3:12:29 PM  
Say it ain't so...
 
2020-06-23 3:13:24 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: After a fair trial of course, if found guilty, have him and Hyde from that seventies show (also after a fair guilty verdict) stripe down nude, oil up, and fight each other nude in the cannibal thunderdome.  With the winner consuming the loser, in the entirety.  And have it all streamed in 4k 60hz.  And make sure the data is written to permanent media and shot into deep space so that we never forget.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2020-06-23 3:13:41 PM  
Sad but not surprised.  Several female porn stars have made statements that on sets he would push the limits when not in a legit scene with them.
 
2020-06-23 3:15:00 PM  
Why he was popular I will never know.

is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?
 
2020-06-23 3:15:46 PM  
Sounds like a prickly situation...

/ashamed
 
2020-06-23 3:18:15 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Not so CSB:
Ron Jeremy provided one of the most WTF moments of my childhood.  This is way before the online intartubes.  I managed to get my hands on a VHS tape with a mishmash or random porn on it.  Back then, that was a teenage boys dream come true.  Well, one of the scenes on the tape was just Ron Jeremy sitting on a park bench.  Not doing jack shiat.  After a few moments, he pulls his crank out and starts fapping.  After a bit of that, he decides to up his game and try to suck his own dick....still sitting on the bench.  He was successful.  I fast forwarded through that one to get to the spankable material after that discovery.  And, no, I didn't stick it out to see if he finished.


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2020-06-23 3:18:47 PM  

deanis: Why he was popular I will never know.

is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?


If you looked like Ron does, and got paid to have sex with very attractive women - I mean, I can think of worse ways to make a living.....
 
2020-06-23 3:19:32 PM  
I read the article... Until it said that the woman who is charging him with inappropriately touching her asked Jeremy to sign her breast.

Is there an appropriate way to sign a breast?
 
2020-06-23 3:20:12 PM  
Fair trial, live with the verdict.
 
2020-06-23 3:20:14 PM  

toetag: Sad but not surprised.  Several female porn stars have made statements that on sets he would push the limits when not in a legit scene with them.


Don't touch me!
The DVDA scene isn't for another 15 minutes, asshole!

Hope he stays in jail.
 
2020-06-23 3:20:36 PM  

deanis: Why he was popular I will never know.  is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?


He's the Kim Kardashian or male porn stars. He's not really THAT well endowed and is actually a rather physically grotesque dude but has somehow marketed himself beyond belief and floats on name recognition alone.
 
2020-06-23 3:21:04 PM  

LegacyDL: There has to be a similar analogy of "Never meet your heroes in real life" that can be applicable to porn stars. I'm sure there might be some that are decent regular people when they have their clothes on, but some of them I've googled.......good lord.

Ferris Bueller was right, life moves pretty fast but damn not that fast.


I breezed through reading his biography a few years ago and Jeremy came across as a sad sack loser even then. Got a masters degree in education but never taught anything. Wanted to be respected as an actor. Couldn't even manage that in pr0n. Never managed to have even one lasting relationship with a woman he cared about because he was a slave to his dick. I honestly felt almost sorry for him by the end of the book.
 
2020-06-23 3:21:23 PM  

deanis: Why he was popular I will never know.

is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?


As I understand it, he never failed to deliver an erection.  A larger than average, on-demand erection was apparently the golden ticket.
 
2020-06-23 3:21:30 PM  
In other entertainment rapist news, Bill Cosby's case is being appealed in PA.
 
2020-06-23 3:21:54 PM  
Back in the early 2000s, Ginger Lynn accused Jeremy of raping her when they were doing a film together back in the 80s.

/yes, porn actors can be raped too
 
2020-06-23 3:21:55 PM  
Incidentally, it's Sonic the Hedgehog's birthday!
 
2020-06-23 3:22:08 PM  

untoldforce: I read the article... Until it said that the woman who is charging him with inappropriately touching her asked Jeremy to sign her breast.

Is there an appropriate way to sign a breast?


Yes. With your tongue.
 
2020-06-23 3:22:09 PM  

untoldforce: I read the article... Until it said that the woman who is charging him with inappropriately touching her asked Jeremy to sign her breast.

Is there an appropriate way to sign a breast?


That wasn't one of the incidents he was charged for, apparently, for probably obvious reasons.
 
2020-06-23 3:22:49 PM  
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2020-06-23 3:23:09 PM  

untoldforce: I read the article... Until it said that the woman who is charging him with inappropriately touching her asked Jeremy to sign her breast.

Is there an appropriate way to sign a breast?


I can see it is she asked for his signature, and after he squeezed and pinched her nipple. If that wasn't asked for, then yeah he shouldn't have done it.
 
2020-06-23 3:23:30 PM  
Hey, Ron.  Give James Deen a call.
 
2020-06-23 3:23:57 PM  

berylman: deanis: Why he was popular I will never know.  is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?

He's the Kim Kardashian or male porn stars. He's not really THAT well endowed and is actually a rather physically grotesque dude but has somehow marketed himself beyond belief and floats on name recognition alone.


Seriously. There are more attractive guys plopped down at the Pizza Hut buffet in Menomonie WI.
 
2020-06-23 3:23:57 PM  
What a dick!
 
2020-06-23 3:24:08 PM  

SBinRR: deanis: Why he was popular I will never know.

is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?

As I understand it, he never failed to deliver an erection.  A larger than average, on-demand erection was apparently the golden ticket.


Until viagra showed up 25 years ago.
 
2020-06-23 3:24:12 PM  

deanis: Why he was popular I will never know.

is that what  young dudes used to aspire to?


Way early in his career he wasn't bad looking, but then he started eating and never stopped.
 
2020-06-23 3:24:20 PM  
CSB/ Back in the days of MySpace, I talked to this girl from LA. She'd talk about her BF at the time and how huge his wang was. One day out of the blue she sends a video of her blowing the dude. They ended up breaking up but then she tells me she met Ron Jeremy. They became friends. She never had sex with him but she said he'd go down on her. Christmas Eve one year I'm just out shopping and she calls. Says someone wants to say hi. I hear this goofy kinda nasal voice and they say it's Ron. We chat for a few seconds. She was just out at a coffee shop hanging out. He seemed nice enough. She said at the time he was just real cool and drove a Gremlin or something. So I got to talk to the dude. Didn't give me the impression he'd be a rapist kinda guy though.
//years later, I was checking out some porn and the video of this chick going down on her BF was on this site. Oops
 
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