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(The Onion)   11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit   (theonion.com) divider line
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2020-06-23 3:10:57 PM  
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Martian_Astronomer: My quarantine has been like this, but with margaritas:

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Same.  I don't know what it is, but I've been rocking the margaritas for weeks now.
 
2020-06-23 1:20:07 PM  
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I've been served Gin and Piss a few times. They called it Tonic, but there's no way anyone would choose to drink something that bad.
 
2020-06-23 1:07:14 PM  
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The JonBenét Ramsey:This is your classic Shirley Temple with a twist: Simply mix grenadine, a maraschino cherry, lemon-lime soda, and enough Scotch to make the unforgivable mistake of wetting the bed.

...what....

Gin And Piss: Need to come down from a tough week at the (virtual) office? Cool off with a summery glass of gin and piss, the perfect blend of piney and salty. Consume a large amount of pineapple juice a couple days before for a sweeter drink.

...the...

Sweet Release:Pour 1.5 ounces gin, 0.5 ounce lime juice, and 0.5 ounce simple syrup into a tumbler glass. Slowly squeeze the tumbler glass. Keep squeezing, feeling the fear, the anxiety, the frustration course through you. Continue squeezing. You're angry and afraid. Feel the glass start to crack between your fingers. Keep squeezing. Squeeze as hard as you farking can.

...yeah, OK, I'll take a double of that, please.
 
2020-06-23 12:40:57 PM  
2 votes:
My quarantine has been like this, but with margaritas:

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2020-06-23 1:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
Sweet Release:Pour 1.5 ounces gin, 0.5 ounce lime juice, and 0.5 ounce simple syrup into a tumbler glass. Slowly squeeze the tumbler glass. Keep squeezing, feeling the fear, the anxiety, the frustration course through you. Continue squeezing. You're angry and afraid. Feel the glass start to crack between your fingers. Keep squeezing. Squeeze as hard as you farking can.

10/10 Would LOL again.
 
2020-06-23 1:18:09 PM  
1 vote:
Bacon is a key part of life, but gout is a cruel mistress, Subby.

...don't ask me how I know.
 
2020-06-23 1:04:50 PM  
1 vote:
The second one left an unfunny taste in my mouth, and I stopped there.
 
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