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4205 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jun 2020 at 8:07 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-23 12:37:52 AM  
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2020-06-23 12:44:05 AM  
Sounds guilty to me.
 
2020-06-23 12:48:18 AM  
Before he deletes them... they're out of order a bit but it's nonsense anyway so doesn't matter.

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2020-06-23 12:53:14 AM  
Is an indictment about to drop like an A-bomb on old pedo Dershysquirtz?
 
2020-06-23 1:00:06 AM  
found in the responses:
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2020-06-23 1:10:06 AM  
True! --nervous --very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses --not destroyed --not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.
 
2020-06-23 1:10:36 AM  

bloobeary: found in the responses:
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OH nice. Got a link to that tweet?
 
2020-06-23 1:14:05 AM  

make me some tea: bloobeary: found in the responses:
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OH nice. Got a link to that tweet?


Let's see if this works.
 
2020-06-23 1:16:21 AM  
Wait, this is the actual one, not just a response to it.
 
2020-06-23 1:17:36 AM  
Fark really needs an edit mode.
 
2020-06-23 1:23:35 AM  

bloobeary: make me some tea: bloobeary: found in the responses:
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OH nice. Got a link to that tweet?

Let's see if this works.


Yup it's good. Thanks!
 
2020-06-23 1:27:02 AM  

Ken S.: True! --nervous --very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses --not destroyed --not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.


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2020-06-23 1:49:11 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Is an indictment about to drop like an A-bomb on old pedo Dershysquirtz?


May be one of the things explaining the SDNY shiatshow last Friday night.
 
2020-06-23 1:53:39 AM  
Sir, This is an Arby's
 
2020-06-23 2:07:11 AM  

JulieAzel626: fragMasterFlash: Is an indictment about to drop like an A-bomb on old pedo Dershysquirtz?

May be one of the things explaining the SDNY shiatshow last Friday night.


Thread about that
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/12​7​5252830480338945
 
2020-06-23 2:51:46 AM  
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2020-06-23 3:04:35 AM  

bloobeary: found in the responses:
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There is one that says the ages are 10 and one 11.
 
2020-06-23 3:27:52 AM  
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2020-06-23 3:49:44 AM  
I mean, wailing about shiat has always worked at Harvard and on CNN. Why won't it work now?
 
2020-06-23 4:38:12 AM  
So a prominent man on Twitter insinuated that AD did a real bad thing. AD replied and asked if he had the stones to accuse him directly and specifically. So, he did -- and said AD is welcome to sue him for libel or slander, if he is wrong.

AD never said another word. He might not want discovery to happen in any lawsuit.
 
2020-06-23 6:37:08 AM  
Pedowutz
 
2020-06-23 7:47:52 AM  

bloobeary: found in the responses:
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He flew to Canada? Did Epstein have an island there too?
 
2020-06-23 8:10:31 AM  
The producer from the entertainment tab what jumped from a building yesterday brought this on.

Dersh doesn't want to get epstiened.
 
2020-06-23 8:13:20 AM  

make me some tea: Before he deletes them... they're out of order a bit but it's nonsense anyway so doesn't matter.

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Lol. NewsMax has a truth meter.
 
2020-06-23 8:13:50 AM  

Kirablue42: bloobeary: found in the responses:
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There is one that says the ages are 10 and one 11.


That column is the date of the flight, not ages.  That's Dec 10 and 11.
 
2020-06-23 8:16:36 AM  
An aphorism recently reintroduced into the national conversation applies here: a hit dog will holler.
 
2020-06-23 8:16:43 AM  

make me some tea: Before he deletes them... they're out of order a bit but it's nonsense anyway so doesn't matter.

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Dersh should know you cannot prove a negative.

And innocent? Innocent of what?
 
2020-06-23 8:18:21 AM  
And he's using "my wife went too" as a defense?
 
2020-06-23 8:18:39 AM  
I thought dershowitz would be preparing to  oppose the upcoming Barr disbarment.
 
2020-06-23 8:19:09 AM  
These guys take private planes and likely use aliases for their manifests. There's only one person who knows who's really on these planes and that's probably in case of a crash.
 
2020-06-23 8:20:08 AM  
Every accusation is a confession.
 
2020-06-23 8:20:18 AM  

bloobeary: Fark really needs an edit mode.


Preview is your friend.

/welcome to Fark
 
2020-06-23 8:20:42 AM  
But, if it's a private jet you don't have to be logged by name, just by number of people on board. All you do is go through customs, and not always that.
 
2020-06-23 8:20:58 AM  
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Uh-oh Alan, the prosecution brought in the airmen from the airport you flew into. I wonder if they have any "interesting" information about seeing you get off the airplane by yourself or something...
 
2020-06-23 8:22:10 AM  
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2020-06-23 8:22:35 AM  
Peki:

Preview is your friend.

Sure but there's no method I know of to make previewing a default which is... odd.  Am I missing something?
 
2020-06-23 8:24:12 AM  

CarnySaur: And he's using "my wife went too" as a defense?


Someone had to hold the camera.
 
2020-06-23 8:24:25 AM  

Weird Hal: Peki:

Preview is your friend.

Sure but there's no method I know of to make previewing a default which is... odd.  Am I missing something?


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2020-06-23 8:28:50 AM  
Anyone who puts that guy back on TV is committing elder abuse.
 
2020-06-23 8:28:55 AM  
Saying that since he took his wife and daughter along with him to rape island, so it's totally cool is not really the exonerating evidence he thinks it is.
 
2020-06-23 8:29:03 AM  
What if the reason Berman was pushed out of SDNY was recent movement in the Epstein case?

I can see old tiny dick making sure that case dies at any cost, he doesn't seem to be so quick to remove prosecutors that have handled other people close to him in the past. The Berman firing feels more like a covering his own a$$ kind of move.
 
2020-06-23 8:32:26 AM  

danvon: Saying that since he took his wife and daughter along with him to rape island, so it's totally cool is not really the exonerating evidence he thinks it is.


Considering what their good buddy Paul Manafort was forcing his wife to do, not a long stretch to assume all these fark sticks were part of similar goings on.
 
2020-06-23 8:32:43 AM  

Weird Hal: Peki:

Preview is your friend.

Sure but there's no method I know of to make previewing a default which is... odd.  Am I missing something?


Why on earth would we abandon the continuous source of amusement that is not using preview??  Most of the time I don't - it's nearly a social contract.  When on Fark you're obligated to put down any old gibberish without thinking twice about it for the amusement of later readers.

/admittedly most of the reason I don't use it involves odd reactions tween what shows on preview and what actually get posted
//something with Stylish as far as I can tell - but I'm not willing to live without that vis a vis site presentation so oh well
///sometimes Firefox forks, addons, and sites have weird interactions - I've just chalked it up to that

** No, that doesn't include things like "Bad formatting made me type a 25 screen screed on how Hitler was cool" bullshiat - we're more talking reverting edits made before or after clicking post, repositioning blocks of text that were moved, that kind of thing.  Even my usual incoherence is dwarfed by the sheer "Da fuq?" of a paragraph that's been cut up, is now sprinkled twixt and tween 3 edit cycles, and is now at the end of my post rather than the beginning.
 
2020-06-23 8:38:47 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Weird Hal: Peki:

Preview is your friend.

Sure but there's no method I know of to make previewing a default which is... odd.  Am I missing something?

Why on earth would we abandon the continuous source of amusement that is not using preview??


Exactly. If you don't have the stones to Fark without a net, head to Reddit.
 
2020-06-23 8:39:15 AM  
Seems like maybe he started talking about Justin Bieber and then went on a drunken rant about his own persecution?
 
2020-06-23 8:39:18 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: What if the reason Berman was pushed out of SDNY was recent movement in the Epstein case?

I can see old tiny dick making sure that case dies at any cost, he doesn't seem to be so quick to remove prosecutors that have handled other people close to him in the past. The Berman firing feels more like a covering his own a$$ kind of move.


Two Trumpanzees told me a similar story yesterday: SDNY, firings, protect Epstein & John Roberts.

Like conspiracy theory hash, old conspiracy theories were chopped into cubes and smothered in cheese, creating a new conspiracy cakes that gives the Trumpanzees hope about a supreme court shake up.

/Great conspiracy theories start as jokes anyways, they'll never learn.
 
2020-06-23 8:41:21 AM  
Wait... is the airport code for Epstein's rape-island "BED"?
 
2020-06-23 8:41:46 AM  
So a guy (Bing) who had associations with Epstein just jumped to his death, another is raving about how totally innocent he is, and the guy whose father hired Epstein to teach teenage girls just clumsily got rid of the guy in charge of the office investigating Epstein.

Could be coincidence, could be not. Everything is farked.
 
2020-06-23 8:42:00 AM  
16 year olds, dude.
 
2020-06-23 8:44:57 AM  

make me some tea: Before he deletes them... they're out of order a bit but it's nonsense anyway so doesn't matter.

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Now, maybe Harvard Law doesn't cover this, but Prof. D can file a civil lawsuit for slander and or libel as long as the accuser did not make a formal criminal complaint.  That is perfectly legal.  The accuser can also say that Prof. D's trips to the island were questionable, and that there were underage sex slaves on the island.  That is also not slander or libel.  Maybe the former law professor can find a former student to talk about the law, since he has forgotten all of it.
Or he's guilty as hell and doesn't want discovery because it would send him to prison and mark him as a sex offender.
Just another day ending in Y for an associate of Donald Trump.
/cue Diddlers Blues by Glen Frey
 
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