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(Daily Mail)   Cult dad: Who? Don't think I've heard of her. I mean, we're barely married or anything   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-06-22 8:54:31 PM  
Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.
 
2020-06-22 9:28:22 PM  
That's going to be awkward
 
2020-06-22 9:31:40 PM  
Hope they both get drawn and quartered.
 
2020-06-22 9:31:43 PM  
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2020-06-22 9:34:02 PM  
What....what the fark am I reading??
 
2020-06-22 9:34:16 PM  
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2020-06-22 9:42:32 PM  

AirForceVet: Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.


It's just a contract.  Who reads the fine print?
 
2020-06-22 9:44:20 PM  

Toxic Park: What....what the fark am I reading??


A tale of nightmares, written and acted out by two homind (definitely not human) monsters, who decided that two children, and their respective spouses were not human beings, but simply obstacles to their own happiness.

I'm not normally a fan of the death penelty, because of my instinctive distrust of the cops and their ability to pin a charge on someone who 'looks right for it', but in this case, the duck is walking, quacking, taking selfies and posting on 'Duck Life!', and submitted to a full genome scan.
 
2020-06-22 9:46:29 PM  
...and here is a picture of them on their wedding day:

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2020-06-22 9:47:16 PM  

whosits_112: Hope they both get drawn and quartered.


You never met those kids.
 
2020-06-22 9:48:42 PM  
Not as creepy as that uncle's pic.
 
2020-06-22 9:50:06 PM  

AirForceVet: Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.


People can be married for decades and discover they don't really know who they married. This is nothing new.
 
2020-06-22 9:50:51 PM  

AirForceVet: Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.


Username checks out!  Got a girl in every (air)port, haven't you...?
 
2020-06-22 9:52:02 PM  

mrmopar5287: People can be married for decades and discover they don't really know who they married. This is nothing new.


His wife's children were buried (and potentially killed) on his property.

He doesn't have the ability to say this.
 
2020-06-22 9:54:07 PM  

GrogSmash: A tale of nightmares, written and acted out by two homind (definitely not human) monsters, who decided that two children, and their respective spouses were not human beings


So, basically one of the world's first cases of projected Cotard delusion? A defect in the brain that, instead of believing themself to be dead, projected that delusion upon a 3rd party?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard_​d​elusion
 
2020-06-22 10:04:20 PM  
How did it take them this long to get the phone location data and put this together?
 
2020-06-22 10:08:53 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: AirForceVet: Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.

Username checks out!  Got a girl in every (air)port, haven't you...?


Sweet, little old me?
 
2020-06-22 10:10:10 PM  

GrogSmash: Toxic Park: What....what the fark am I reading??

A tale of nightmares, written and acted out by two homind (definitely not human) monsters, who decided that two children, and their respective spouses were not human beings, but simply obstacles to their own happiness.

I'm not normally a fan of the death penelty, because of my instinctive distrust of the cops and their ability to pin a charge on someone who 'looks right for it', but in this case, the duck is walking, quacking, taking selfies and posting on 'Duck Life!', and submitted to a full genome scan.


My main takeaway from this is to never trust anyone named "Chad".
 
2020-06-22 10:10:51 PM  
Those photo's of Jesus are really hard to come by, for some reason.
 
2020-06-22 10:12:16 PM  

Lance Robdon: GrogSmash: Toxic Park: What....what the fark am I reading??

A tale of nightmares, written and acted out by two homind (definitely not human) monsters, who decided that two children, and their respective spouses were not human beings, but simply obstacles to their own happiness.

I'm not normally a fan of the death penelty, because of my instinctive distrust of the cops and their ability to pin a charge on someone who 'looks right for it', but in this case, the duck is walking, quacking, taking selfies and posting on 'Duck Life!', and submitted to a full genome scan.

My main takeaway from this is to never trust anyone named "Chad".


To be fair, the main reason for that is that they are typically raised by the kind of person who chose to name a baby 'Chad'.
 
2020-06-22 10:12:26 PM  

whosits_112: Hope they both get drawn and quartered.


I hope they have to use the substitute lethal injection chemicals. This is some farked up shiat right here.
 
2020-06-22 10:21:50 PM  
More often than not, there are a few days each month that I don't know my wife.
 
2020-06-22 10:28:02 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: AirForceVet: Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.

Username checks out!  Got a girl in every (air)port, haven't you...?


...didn't the mob send you flowers around 1965? Or the government? Or did I say the same thing twice?
 
2020-06-22 10:28:30 PM  

AirForceVet: Nothing suspicious about not knowing the woman you married. Nothing at all.


How well does anyone "know" their spouse in a America? What with all the arranged marriages.

/snert
 
2020-06-22 10:28:58 PM  

mrmopar5287: GrogSmash: A tale of nightmares, written and acted out by two homind (definitely not human) monsters, who decided that two children, and their respective spouses were not human beings

So, basically one of the world's first cases of projected Cotard delusion? A defect in the brain that, instead of believing themself to be dead, projected that delusion upon a 3rd party?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard_d​elusion


No.  Thats a little specifc.

They both appear to have some form of schizophrenia.  Other people aren't 'real', the same way that they are, so what happens to others doesn't really matter, as long as its good for *them*.

So the only problem with killing a child isn't the fact that they killed a child, but more that they now have to go to the bother of makng said child disappear so they can go on living their happy life.

There is a specific term for it, but buggered if I can find it.
 
2020-06-22 10:32:10 PM  
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2020-06-22 10:35:41 PM  
A well-written news story covers Who, What, Where, When and How.

This one barely covers WTF.
 
2020-06-22 10:43:38 PM  

MBooda: A well-written news story covers Who, What, Where, When and How.

This one barely covers WTF.


To be completely fair to the reporter in this case, the particular barrel of WTF needed to explain this clusterfark would be measured in 'olypic sized swimming pools', not 'gallons'.
 
2020-06-22 10:43:51 PM  
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People around this crazy eyed broad dropping like flies during an indoor fogger bombing.
 
2020-06-22 10:53:10 PM  

DippityDoo: [Fark user image image 425x394]
People around this crazy eyed broad dropping like flies during an indoor fogger bombing.


Husbands 1 & 2 made it out alive?  Surprising.

She doesn't seem to be the type for long engagements, so there is no time to discover the full extent of the wackjob.
 
2020-06-22 11:00:16 PM  
New info on Chad Daybell - the unsealed affidavit
Youtube RoyaE0ECfB4


ReadyToGlare has been following this and this is a pretty disturbing point by point breakdown of an affidavit that came out today...
 
2020-06-22 11:02:24 PM  
Not sure how those kids buried themselves in my yard, kids do the damnedest things these days
Probably doing some challenge they saw on youtube. Tragic really
 
2020-06-22 11:02:56 PM  

MBooda: A well-written news story covers Who, What, Where, When and How.

This one barely covers WTF.


You aren't wrong, but this story has been developing for almost a year now. It's all full of insane.
 
2020-06-22 11:03:03 PM  
I'm making a Solstice Resolution to never intentionally read about these demented, stupid, cruel people.  They're being dealt with.  I aready read enough about demented stupid cruel people just opening the Washington Post every day.
 
2020-06-22 11:06:01 PM  

DippityDoo: [Fark user image 425x394]
People around this crazy eyed broad dropping like flies during an indoor fogger bombing.


Not including the 2 kids...
 
2020-06-22 11:08:27 PM  

rcain: Not sure how those kids buried themselves in my yard, kids do the damnedest things these days
Probably doing some challenge they saw on youtube. Tragic really


They're currently finding bodies in suitcases in Seattle and the cops are saying it's suicide.

Swear to fark. TikTokers found and TikTok'ed finding a freaking corpse in a suitcase because they were geocaching and THE COPS TOLD THEM IT WAS A SUICIDE, apparently...

/serial killer
//not the first body found
 
2020-06-22 11:12:21 PM  
"Another affidavit for Lori's February arrest describes how she complained that JJ was 'acting like a zombie' the same day he disappeared on September 23"

Zombies? Now it starts to make sense.
 
2020-06-22 11:21:06 PM  
The Aristocrats

/not yet?
 
2020-06-22 11:51:56 PM  

NINEv2: whosits_112: Hope they both get drawn and quartered.

I hope they have to use the substitute lethal injection chemicals. This is some farked up shiat right here.


I've always thought that what constitutes cruel and unusual punishment should be determined by the perpetrators. To them, it wasn't cruel or unusual when they murdered, dismembered, and burned (I really f*cking hope in that order) these poor kids. "Well, guess what we have in store for you?" "And don't worry, we have a shallow unmarked grave in an abandoned trailer park all set aside for you both."
 
2020-06-23 12:01:45 AM  

GrogSmash: Toxic Park: What....what the fark am I reading??

A tale of nightmares, written and acted out by two homind (definitely not human) monsters, who decided that two children, and their respective spouses were not human beings, but simply obstacles to their own happiness.

I'm not normally a fan of the death penelty, because of my instinctive distrust of the cops and their ability to pin a charge on someone who 'looks right for it', but in this case, the duck is walking, quacking, taking selfies and posting on 'Duck Life!', and submitted to a full genome scan.


And don't forget about her brother who conveniently died after he conveniently executed her husband. Also, her sister died under mysterious circumstances about 15 years ago or so.
 
2020-06-23 12:37:32 AM  

DippityDoo: [Fark user image 425x394]
People around this crazy eyed broad dropping like flies during an indoor fogger bombing.


Yeah who killed Cox?
 
2020-06-23 5:54:36 AM  
Ah, he's using the Trump defense playbook.  'I barely knew that person that I was obviously heavily involved with.'
 
2020-06-23 11:41:36 AM  
This story keeps on getting crazier and crazier
 
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