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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   If there was a season two of Firefly, Shepherd Book would have talked about the Special Hell for the people who stole six baby goats from an ice cream shop   (kiro7.com) divider line
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1876 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2020 at 11:27 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-22 9:28:51 PM  
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Painfully adorable, want to give massive huggles.
 
2020-06-22 11:44:17 PM  
That ain't a Shepherd.
 
2020-06-22 11:45:41 PM  
One more reason to nuke fox
 
2020-06-22 11:46:48 PM  
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Were they... fainting goats?
 
2020-06-22 11:47:23 PM  
Those are ba-a-a-a-a-ad people.
 
2020-06-22 11:49:16 PM  

WoodyHayes: [Fark user image image 200x250]

Painfully adorable, want to give massive huggles.


I live across the road from a goat farm. They have about 60acres of la d and usually around 150+ goats. My wife, dog, and I, get to play with the kids. Wish I had a cooler csb, but yeah, that's it... baby goat parties
 
2020-06-22 11:58:28 PM  
The culprits can be found in the mint jelly aisle at your local grocery store.
 
2020-06-23 12:02:31 AM  
I don't understand what Firefly has to do with goats.
 
2020-06-23 12:19:02 AM  
He'd be dead in season 2, so maybe his ghost from Special Hell.
 
2020-06-23 12:24:52 AM  
People are dicks.  I was worried this was going to be Al Johnson's Swedish restaurant in Wisconsin at first, and while we didn't see live goats on their roof (too hot that day), their goat cam was worth it to just leave running in the background.
 
2020-06-23 12:37:30 AM  
Per the shop's FB page, they've been returned.
 
2020-06-23 12:45:54 AM  

Iworkformsn: I don't understand what Firefly has to do with goats.


Nothing.  You would need to be familiar with Firefly to understand the reference, though (I highly recommend it).
 
2020-06-23 1:41:10 AM  
I don't understand how in this golden age of streaming TV where any shiatty idea is given a full season and they are even remaking shiatty soaps like Roswell and live-action anime shows, how Firefly didn't get a remake or 2nd season.
 
2020-06-23 1:42:13 AM  
Would that be before or after the episode with Kaylee's nude scene?
 
2020-06-23 3:14:08 AM  
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What were we talking about?
 
2020-06-23 3:19:39 AM  
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2020-06-23 3:47:37 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: [Fark user image 850x637]

What were we talking about?


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2020-06-23 5:31:06 AM  
I was thinking about the concept of special hell in the shower this morning.

Like, what else deserves a special hell? People who enjoy pumping out farts in elevators is obvious. People who steal from their social inferiors.  People who key bad ass-rides. People who swindle and steal in the name of a deity. Those are all special hell-levels of f*cked.

/I love how Ron Glass delivers that line. He goes heavy with the chi-mo, and right when we're about to cringe out he steers it back to fun-times.
 
2020-06-23 7:20:48 AM  

mrparks: I was thinking about the concept of special hell in the shower this morning.

Like, what else deserves a special hell? People who enjoy pumping out farts in elevators is obvious. People who steal from their social inferiors.  People who key bad ass-rides. People who swindle and steal in the name of a deity. Those are all special hell-levels of f*cked.

/I love how Ron Glass delivers that line. He goes heavy with the chi-mo, and right when we're about to cringe out he steers it back to fun-times.


-People who don't like garlic.
-People that like garlic too much.
-People that stand way too close to you when talking, even back before the plague.
-People who chew with their mouths open.
-People who refuse to pull their chair in when sitting in a packed restaurant.

... Everyone.  Everyone needs to go to the Special Hell.
 
2020-06-23 8:24:12 AM  
Special hell is for people who decided baby goat is a good ice-cream flavour.
 
2020-06-23 10:38:50 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: WoodyHayes: [Fark user image image 200x250]

Painfully adorable, want to give massive huggles.

I live across the road from a goat farm. They have about 60acres of la d and usually around 150+ goats. My wife, dog, and I, get to play with the kids. Wish I had a cooler csb, but yeah, that's it... baby goat parties


More than enough of a css if it makes me jealous. Do they ever do any ninja flips/parkour or is that only on YouTube because it is a rarity?
 
2020-06-23 11:37:07 AM  

WoodyHayes: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: WoodyHayes: [Fark user image image 200x250]

Painfully adorable, want to give massive huggles.

I live across the road from a goat farm. They have about 60acres of la d and usually around 150+ goats. My wife, dog, and I, get to play with the kids. Wish I had a cooler csb, but yeah, that's it... baby goat parties

More than enough of a css if it makes me jealous. Do they ever do any ninja flips/parkour or is that only on YouTube because it is a rarity?


The kids are total ninjas. They play king of the mountain on stumps/hay bales/mounds, or anything elevated. Its pretty fun to watch them, the best are their miscalculated, overly energetic jumps.
 
2020-06-23 11:46:19 AM  
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Not the best photo, or all of the goats, but this is from my front fence. We can watch them from our living room couch when they are out. The goat show is more entertaining than most TV heheh.
 
2020-06-23 11:56:13 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: [Fark user image 850x637]

What were we talking about?


Sloppy 5-ways.
 
2020-06-23 11:59:23 AM  

gameshowhost: Closed_Minded_Bastage: [Fark user image 850x637]

What were we talking about?

Sloppy 5-ways.


Kaylee(sp) still seems the most fun
 
2020-06-23 12:56:31 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: gameshowhost: Closed_Minded_Bastage: [Fark user image 850x637]

What were we talking about?

Sloppy 5-ways.

Kaylee(sp) still seems the most fun


Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: gameshowhost: Closed_Minded_Bastage: [Fark user image 850x637]

What were we talking about?

Sloppy 5-ways.

Kaylee(sp) still seems the most fun


I'd have no problem with that.

/inara's physical appearance is closest to my type
//but kaylee's personality is tops
 
2020-06-23 12:56:48 PM  
goddamnit mouse button
 
2020-06-23 6:00:58 PM  
too soon subby. too soon.
 
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