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(KSAT San Antonio)   Texas luxury apartment home comes with hilltop view and a whole lot of NOPE   (ksat.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Spider, SAN ANTONIO, Arachnid, Arthropod, Tarantula, Spider bite, Teouna Thomas, huge spider  
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2020-06-22 4:00:48 PM  
26 votes:
Teouna Thomas and her husband moved to San Antonio about eight months ago from the Dallas-Fort Worth area and last week they got a huge surprise. ...."I mean we are in Texas and not in the jungle somewhere," Thomas said.


Holy crap, do you ever go anywhere else in the state?  As a kid, out in Central and West Texas, there would be times, at dusk, where you couldn't drive down the road without running over one.

And get ready for the scorpions roaming into your house/apartment at night - mean, be prepared to get stung.

Oh, and out in that area of the state, I've walked into a cabin with a 1.5 foot centipede in the middle of the wall about six-feet off the floor.  I thought it was a farking decoration until it dropped off the wall and started thrashing around like mad, sending everyone up on to furniture.
 
2020-06-22 4:33:27 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-06-22 4:22:11 PM  
16 votes:
I had a Chilean rosehair when I was younger, his name was Arachnotron
 
2020-06-22 5:06:07 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-06-22 4:29:41 PM  
13 votes:
Everything's bigger in Texas.

Including the mess made by the painters responsible for that craptacular masking job. "Luxury" my arse.
 
2020-06-22 4:36:23 PM  
11 votes:
Bible thumpers and Fire Ants...like Sherman said, "If I owned both Hell and Texas I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas.."
 
2020-06-22 4:56:52 PM  
9 votes:
"I mean we are in Texas and not in the jungle somewhere," Thomas said.

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2020-06-22 4:37:01 PM  
9 votes:
FTA:Teouna Thomas and her husband moved to San Antonio about eight months ago from the Dallas-Fort Worth area and last week they got a huge surprise.

The cable got fixed?
 
2020-06-22 4:26:53 PM  
7 votes:

flaming bob: They do have a benefit, they keep the pest population down by eating roaches

I'll happily take the spider.


And trained to patrol the kitchen at night.
 
2020-06-22 7:43:23 PM  
5 votes:
1.  Teach it to cook, and you can have six course dinners
2.  Teach it to box, and you won't need a burlar alarm
3.  Teach it to cuddle on cold night, you can save a winter heating
4.  Get a $600 credit on the next stimulus check
5.  Teach it to vote, and punk the tin foil hat crowd
6.  Teach it to mail in a vote, and punk the Parscale crowd
7.  Replace your TV remote with a swift, 8 fingered, channel changer
8.  Perch it on your shoulder for your next Zoom encounter or Talk like a Pirate Day
9.  Claim it was given a vaccination for the 'Rona by Lt. Gov Dan "Kill Granny" Patrick
10. Profit
 
2020-06-22 5:00:10 PM  
5 votes:

UberDave: Teouna Thomas and her husband moved to San Antonio about eight months ago from the Dallas-Fort Worth area and last week they got a huge surprise. ...."I mean we are in Texas and not in the jungle somewhere," Thomas said.


Holy crap, do you ever go anywhere else in the state?  As a kid, out in Central and West Texas, there would be times, at dusk, where you couldn't drive down the road without running over one.

And get ready for the scorpions roaming into your house/apartment at night - mean, be prepared to get stung.

Oh, and out in that area of the state, I've walked into a cabin with a 1.5 foot centipede in the middle of the wall about six-feet off the floor.  I thought it was a farking decoration until it dropped off the wall and started thrashing around like mad, sending everyone up on to furniture.


Spiders? No problem.

Scorpions? I will learn to live with them.

Centipedes? Even half that size? Drop all the farkin napalm!
 
2020-06-22 5:54:24 PM  
3 votes:
Alright, which one of you Farkers opened up the Jumanji game?
 
2020-06-22 9:33:50 PM  
2 votes:
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/ It's an older meme, but it checks out
// NOPE
/// NOPE NOPE NOPE
 
2020-06-22 5:13:53 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-22 4:32:03 PM  
2 votes:

FarkinNortherner: Everything's bigger in Texas.

Including the mess made by the painters responsible for that craptacular masking job. "Luxury" my arse.


TFA:
They called the front office of their apartment complex
...


Looks like subby completely fabricated the "luxury home" bit out of thin air.
 
2020-06-22 4:29:39 PM  
2 votes:
If you are an adult and terrified of spiders see a psychologist.
 
2020-06-22 4:29:00 PM  
2 votes:
This is what qualifies as Emmy award-winning journalism?
 
2020-06-22 4:13:49 PM  
2 votes:
As I'm writing this right now, a tiny spider is running around my screen. I love spiders. That's a big one in the
link. Yikes.
 
2020-06-22 7:40:53 PM  
1 vote:
If you can't handle a tarantula, you'd better get out of Texas before you meet the rest of your neighbors.
 
2020-06-22 5:50:42 PM  
1 vote:

bigfire: [i.gifer.com image 425x238] [View Full Size image _x_]


Do Not ever taunt dynamite spider!
 
2020-06-22 4:55:14 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-22 4:47:59 PM  
1 vote:

AllCatsAreBeautiful: This is why I have four cats in my house. No critters can survive the aggressiveness of four alley cats.
/don't have too many critters in NorCal..


I'm in NorCal and the coyotes around here laugh at your cats.
 
2020-06-22 4:25:31 PM  
1 vote:
Nuke Texas, F that shiat.
 
2020-06-22 4:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
Oh come on subby, you big baby.
 
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