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(Fox News)   Baghdad Betty says Trump was "energized" and in a "great mood" after disastrous Tulsa rally   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-06-22 11:39:44 AM  
Baghdad Bobbie, to me.
 
2020-06-22 11:47:04 AM  
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"Several?"
 
2020-06-22 12:14:30 PM  
"I will never lie to you", she lied.
 
2020-06-22 12:15:05 PM  
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2020-06-22 12:26:40 PM  

adamgreeney: [Fark user image 850x163]

"Several?"


Yeah, just a few... like 2/3 of them
 
2020-06-22 12:33:45 PM  

OldRod: adamgreeney: [Fark user image 850x163]

"Several?"

Yeah, just a few... like 2/3 of them


For very large values of several.
 
2020-06-22 12:36:32 PM  
I don't click on Fox News any more, as I've found you can replace Trump's name with "Dear Leader" in pretty much every sentence and it's straight up shiat out of North Korea.
 
2020-06-22 12:41:08 PM  

adamgreeney: [Fark user image 850x163]

"Several?"


I mean, if you reduce the ratio of attendees to empty seats down far enough to, like, 8/12ths, then sure, that's several.
 
2020-06-22 12:45:09 PM  
For Trump, "energized" simply means he ate six hamberders instead of five on the flight home, and "good mood" means he didn't scream at anyone too much or fire anyone.  Yet, anyway.
 
2020-06-22 12:57:41 PM  
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2020-06-22 1:00:15 PM  
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Energy make all gone.
 
2020-06-22 1:00:23 PM  
A McDonald's employee must have slipped him an extra chicken nugget when they bought him his evening happy meal that night.

It's the little victories in life that make it all worth it.
 
2020-06-22 1:00:38 PM  

Psychopusher: For Trump, "energized" simply means he ate six hamberders instead of five on the flight home, and "good mood" means he didn't scream at anyone too much or fire anyone.  Yet, anyway.


Only one coffee pot was thrown down the hall, twas a good eve.
 
2020-06-22 1:00:54 PM  
And he will continue to be energized and in a great mood until the "diet pills" wear off.
 
2020-06-22 1:00:55 PM  
And that's the most important thing.  The POS POTUS' fee-fees weren't hurt.  He's a delicate snowflake, dont'chaknow.
 
2020-06-22 1:00:57 PM  
He's as "energized" as I am after me and my college friends engage in an "Hour of Power" drinking game...
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2020-06-22 1:01:02 PM  
Barbie Nazi should check the news, the internet, well everywhere else but what Trump tells her to say.
 
2020-06-22 1:01:57 PM  
Energized in the sense that he slapped Melanie twice across the face instead of the usual one for which he does to slake his rage.
 
2020-06-22 1:02:03 PM  

Bob The Nob: [Fark user image 850x566]

Energy make all gone.


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Why the long...nevermind
 
2020-06-22 1:02:18 PM  
The 50,000 people in attendance all loved the speech.  Even the Antifa goon thug animals were moved by Trump's wisdom.  How could you not be?
 
2020-06-22 1:02:23 PM  
Did someone ask her why the GOP has done nothing to secure our elections, now that Donny is predicting foreign interference???
 
2020-06-22 1:02:24 PM  
*sniff sniff*

Nope.
 
2020-06-22 1:04:14 PM  
Funny how the right is suddenly so up their own asses about being politically correct again, isn't it?
 
2020-06-22 1:04:46 PM  
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2020-06-22 1:04:52 PM  

Bob The Nob: [Fark user image 850x566]

Energy make all gone.



This should be his Presidential portrait.
 
2020-06-22 1:06:15 PM  
I listen to the Fox News Sunday podcast with Chris Wallace - my extent of Fox News patronage.

I am a liberal but Simone was grating to put it mildly.  Mercedes unlistenable with the amount of horsecrap spewed but the Fox News editor in the round table segment was the worst and in complete denial mode.

She kept returning to Biden's presser and it's small size.  Never occured to them if Trump keeps making epic unforced errors to stay quiet and simply watch.
 
2020-06-22 1:06:45 PM  

Bob The Nob: [Fark user image image 850x566]

Energy make all gone.


Hey, he had to drink a glass of water with one hand and had to relive a terrifying damp moment!
 
2020-06-22 1:06:58 PM  

eviljimbo: Did someone ask her why the GOP has done nothing to secure our elections, now that Donny is predicting foreign interference???


The foreign interference IS the securing of the election. Again.
 
2020-06-22 1:07:27 PM  
No big deal. Trump will claim that the Tulsa rally was a rousing success, by releasing a video containing the first five minutes of "The Watchmen" pilot episode.
 
2020-06-22 1:07:52 PM  
Speech? That was a D level stand up act.
 
2020-06-22 1:08:04 PM  

jaytkay: eviljimbo: Did someone ask her why the GOP has done nothing to secure our elections, now that Donny is predicting foreign interference???

The foreign interference IS the securing of the election. Again.


Aye, but she still needs to be asked that question, repeatedly.
 
2020-06-22 1:08:14 PM  
Keep beating that drum:
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2020-06-22 1:09:19 PM  

Bob The Nob: [Fark user image 850x566]

Energy make all gone.


I love this pic. He looks so defeated. Really makes me smile.
 
2020-06-22 1:09:52 PM  
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2020-06-22 1:10:46 PM  

henryhill: Speech? That was a D level stand up act.


Hey, at least the d-listers have the common courtesy to read their jokes from their own iPhones...trump simply can't read...
 
2020-06-22 1:12:18 PM  
Anger is a kind of energy.
 
2020-06-22 1:12:46 PM  

henryhill: Speech? That was a D level stand up act.


"Stories rambled on way too long, went off on long tangents, didn't make any sense, couldn't even tell where the punchline was.  1 star, I'll never see this act again."
 
2020-06-22 1:13:21 PM  
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2020-06-22 1:13:56 PM  
I like Baghdad Barbie better.
 
2020-06-22 1:14:44 PM  
Just admit it, Farkers.

Nearly every one of you that is into women wants to sleep with her. It's so obvious.

The odor here for Hate Farking is obvious
 
2020-06-22 1:14:55 PM  
From the article:  "Leftists and online trolls doing a victory lap, thinking they somehow impacted rally attendance, don't know what they're talking about or how our rallies work,"

So what you are saying is that the leftists and online trolls had no impact on your attendance, and you STILL only got 6200 people when you were expecting to significantly overflow the venue?

Isn't that actually *worse* than blaming the leftists and online trolls?
 
2020-06-22 1:16:29 PM  
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2020-06-22 1:18:13 PM  

Psychopusher: For Trump, "energized" simply means he ate six hamberders instead of five on the flight home, and "good mood" means he didn't scream at anyone too much or fire anyone.  Yet, anyway.


It's not beyond belief that he actually was in a great mood after he left.  He's delusional, so he might have been spinning it in his head that everything was going to be fine and all was right with his world.  He might have been medicated to the gills. Or he might have been like both our general manager and my boss, and the screaming tantrum and opportunity to unload on his underlings actually put him in a great mood.* Or he might have been anticipating same.  Or some combination of all of these things.

*never, ever trust them when they seem to be in a good mood and if either of them ever comes into the office laughing, joking, chatty and apparently happy to be there, give them the widest possible berth because it invariably means someone is about to get their head handed to them, and if you gain their attention, it's likely you'll be included.  Only approach either of them if they seem tired, completely indifferent or irritated, like late in the day.  It's safer.  In fact, don't ever approach or speak with the GM at all beyond a respectful nod at a distance.
 
2020-06-22 1:20:23 PM  
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2020-06-22 1:28:05 PM  

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She's going to have a big bowl of mushroom soup tonight.
 
2020-06-22 1:28:54 PM  
That's the stupidest thing I ever seen.

The dumbest, most idiotic thing I ever seen.

I tried to find something dumber and I failed.
 
2020-06-22 1:28:58 PM  

adamgreeney: [Fark user image 850x163]

"Several?"


The lie that the White House and Fox is peddling of 2/3 full is being repeated by the MSM, when anyone who passed the third grade knows that 6,200 / 19,000 is less than 1/3 full.

This morning, an MSM outlet reported that peaceful protesters in Lafayette Square were attacked with "pepper spray and flash-bang grenades," when several of their own were on video being hit by tear gas and rubber bullets fired by grenade launchers, shields and truncheons.

Fascist tactics are fascist tactics.  Don't soft pedal them for our sake.  The people you are trying to appease are your enemy.
 
2020-06-22 1:29:57 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Just admit it, Farkers.

Nearly every one of you that is into women wants to sleep with her. It's so obvious.

The odor here for Hate Farking is obvious


Speak for yourself. Personally, I want to bang "bullshiat sign language girl" a few posts up.  She looks like shes got spark.

Kayleigh McEnany just looks dead inside.
 
2020-06-22 1:30:31 PM  

henryhill: Speech? That was a D level stand up act.


Like Larry the Cable Guy, only without the snappy intellectualism.
 
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