Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Liverpool Echo)   Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get   (liverpoolecho.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Mother, Family, cheesy jokes, Father's Day, cheesiest dad jokes, wife, Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen  
•       •       •

557 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 21 Jun 2020 at 11:43 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



36 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-06-21 9:23:49 AM  
*picking up universal remote*

"This changes everything!"
 
2020-06-21 9:51:05 AM  
KISS almost played their quiet love ballad last night, but I stopped them quickly.

It was a near-Beth experience.
 
2020-06-21 11:04:34 AM  
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?"

"It's not hard."
 
2020-06-21 11:10:18 AM  
My wife - it's difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.
 
2020-06-21 11:14:33 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-21 11:15:16 AM  
Nice little add on that one joke. "He's a web designer." Groan and LOL.
 
2020-06-21 11:22:44 AM  
What do you call an alligator in a vest?

In-vest-a-gator.
 
2020-06-21 11:37:23 AM  
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
 
2020-06-21 11:54:52 AM  
The doctor told my dad that he should stop masturbating.
Dad asked him why.
He said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
 
2020-06-21 11:57:17 AM  
My wife says I have two faults. I never listen and something else.
 
2020-06-21 11:59:12 AM  
What do you tell a ska fan to do if he drops his wallet?

Pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up...
 
2020-06-21 12:06:21 PM  
Dad: Hi, son.
Son: Hey Dad. Done with the tablet?
Dad: Yeh. I saw an ad for funeral parlors. That's the last thing I need.
 
2020-06-21 12:06:52 PM  
Hi, Thirsty.  I'm Dad.
 
2020-06-21 12:20:54 PM  
Why are they called stepfathers instead of faux pas?
 
2020-06-21 1:08:17 PM  
What's brown and sticky?

A stick
 
2020-06-21 1:08:20 PM  
Son, did I ever tell you about the time I opened a bar. I called the bar Orgasm. Nobody came though.
 
2020-06-21 1:16:15 PM  
When the $1 bill was replaced by a coin (the loonie) I told a friend that I hated it.  "Why?" he asked.

"I hate change" I said.
 
2020-06-21 1:24:33 PM  
res.cloudinary.comView Full Size


"I saw a band called Mini Kiss. The bass layer was Recessive Gene Simmons".
 
2020-06-21 1:25:25 PM  

acad1228: [res.cloudinary.com image 300x168]

"I saw a band called Mini Kiss. The bass layer was Recessive Gene Simmons".


*player
 
2020-06-21 1:45:30 PM  

captainstudd: What's brown and sticky?

A stick


What's a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.
 
2020-06-21 1:53:06 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-21 1:55:32 PM  
I'd trade in my wife for a pair of twenty year-old redheads but I'm not wired for 220.
 
2020-06-21 2:25:51 PM  

Circusdog320: My wife - it's difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.


I have the same problem with my sister...she owns a battery store by the beach.  She sells C-cells by the seashore.
 
2020-06-21 2:31:07 PM  
Q: When does a dad joke become funny?

A: When the punchline becomes apparent.
 
2020-06-21 2:33:17 PM  

captainstudd: What's brown and sticky?

A stick


That's my favorite camping joke!

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: What's a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.


And that's now my new go-to guaranteed groaner.
 
2020-06-21 2:59:15 PM  
I'll have the Kung Pow Chicken.

https://maximumfun.org/episodes/judge​-​john-hodgman/episode-471-the-best-of-w​eird-dads/

/the perfect podcast for Father's Day
 
2020-06-21 3:16:28 PM  
My dad, every time we passed a cemetery: "You know, people are dying to get in there."
 
2020-06-21 3:26:05 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Dad: Hi, son.
Son: Hey Dad. Done with the tablet?
Dad: Yeh. I saw an ad for funeral parlors. That's the last thing I need.


But people are dying to get in there.
 
2020-06-21 3:26:57 PM  

blondambition: My dad, every time we passed a cemetery: "You know, people are dying to get in there."


AARGGH,once again, I didn't scroll down.
 
2020-06-21 3:27:55 PM  
How do you know when your jokes are bad enough have become Dad jokes?

Your humor just becomes apparent.
 
2020-06-21 3:43:21 PM  

blondambition: My dad, every time we passed a cemetery: "You know, people are dying to get in there."


Mine used to say, "We're in the dead center of town!"
 
2020-06-21 5:51:48 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
BBH
2020-06-21 5:58:22 PM  
As it starts to rain,
Dad: I hope this rain keeps up.
Me: Why?
Dad: So it doesn't come down.
 
2020-06-21 6:57:40 PM  

blondambition: My dad, every time we passed a cemetery: "You know, people are dying to get in there."


Why do cemeteries have fences?
To keep everyone in
 
2020-06-22 1:51:30 AM  
When I was growing up, girls who got into trouble were sent to homes for unwed mothers.

I was much older when someone pointed out that homes for unwed fathers also existed.

They're called monasterys.
 
2020-06-22 10:54:54 AM  
Last night the cops knocked on my door. They asked me where I was from 5 to 6.

I said "Kindergarten".
 
Displayed 36 of 36 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.