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(NYPost)   Kim Jong Sister rises up from pool of mercury to solidify her power   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, North Korea, Kim Yo Jong, South Korea, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong-il, big brother, Kim Il-sung, chair of Free North Korea Radio  
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2020-06-21 10:53:23 AM  
These things are fascinating to read about. There has never been a dictator who couldn't be eliminated with a cheap bullet. And yet they survive.
 
2020-06-21 11:02:01 AM  
First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women
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2020-06-21 11:17:12 AM  
I still say that if Donny can grab her p*ssy just right; this might all work out for the best.

/ there is a distinct possibility that the previous statement was not serious in any way
 
2020-06-21 11:20:01 AM  
If she takes power, look the fark out.  She's the brains of that outfit.  She's not going to spend her days wallowing in scotch and hookers like her brother did.
 
2020-06-21 11:25:17 AM  

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Empress Wu Zetian says anything's a pawn if you're brave enough.
 
2020-06-21 11:35:02 AM  
That's some hot pyongyang.
 
2020-06-21 11:50:41 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: If she takes power, look the fark out.  She's the brains of that outfit.  She's not going to spend her days wallowing in scotch and hookers like her brother did.


That still sounds like a good way to pass the time
 
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2020-06-21 11:56:17 AM  
To be fair, her brother has all the cognitive power of a cauliflower.
 
2020-06-21 12:03:42 PM  
She is looking for a seoul sister.
 
2020-06-21 12:16:00 PM  
I still think that they trotted out a body double on Un and are making sure she has full control before announcing his official death.
 
2020-06-21 12:27:04 PM  
"There is no No. 2 in North Korea but she is acting like a No. 2,"

it's a shiatty job, but someone has to do it
 
2020-06-21 12:30:29 PM  
It's probably sexist to say this about a statesman but I bet she's a demon in the sack. But I wouldn't fall asleep in front of her.
 
2020-06-21 1:07:24 PM  
He's fine though, he's ok, nothing to worry about.
 
2020-06-21 1:07:33 PM  
That utterly looks like a body double.
 
2020-06-21 1:07:43 PM  

Noctusxx: I still think that they trotted out a body double on Un and are making sure she has full control before announcing his official death.


Or he did recover from something, but his long-term outlook is looking worse by the day.

They're definitely planning for "now what" so they aren't caught unawares.
 
2020-06-21 1:08:04 PM  

iheartscotch: I still say that if Donny can grab her p*ssy just right; this might all work out for the best.

/ there is a distinct possibility that the previous statement was not serious in any way


She looks like she could definitely give bunker boi a good hard pegging.
 
2020-06-21 1:10:55 PM  
FTA: "She is acting like number 2."
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2020-06-21 1:12:25 PM  
I have an attraction to Asian women and crazy women. She definitely "does it" for me.
 
2020-06-21 1:13:20 PM  

MattytheMouse: [YouTube video: First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women]


Yaas queen!
 
2020-06-21 1:13:44 PM  

edmo: These things are fascinating to read about. There has never been a dictator who couldn't be eliminated with a cheap bullet. And yet they survive.


"Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there'll be another one along in a minute. Shoot him too? Why not shoot everyone and invade Poland? In fifty years', thirty years', ten years' time the world will be very nearly back on its old course. History always has a great weight of inertia."

― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
 
2020-06-21 1:17:13 PM  

edmo: These things are fascinating to read about. There has never been a dictator who couldn't be eliminated with a cheap bullet. And yet they survive.


Sure, because the first thing they do is ensure that no one around them wants to do that (and conversely, the dictators that don't do that don't last long, so we don't usually hear about them).
 
2020-06-21 1:18:30 PM  

iToad: iheartscotch: I still say that if Donny can grab her p*ssy just right; this might all work out for the best.

/ there is a distinct possibility that the previous statement was not serious in any way

She looks like she could definitely give bunker boi a good hard pegging.


Plant the knot, then deploy the spikes.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:37 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I have an attraction to Asian women and crazy women. She definitely "does it" for me.


She reminds me of the crazy chick from "Rush Hour".

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2020-06-21 1:23:59 PM  
Quit a conundrum for Trump, she's evil which he loves, yet a female, which he loathes. Will he suck up to her?
 
2020-06-21 1:25:31 PM  
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Kim-she's kinda hot if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do
 
2020-06-21 1:28:34 PM  

iToad: iheartscotch: I still say that if Donny can grab her p*ssy just right; this might all work out for the best.

/ there is a distinct possibility that the previous statement was not serious in any way

She looks like she could definitely give bunker boi a good hard pegging.


With a meat cleaver
 
2020-06-21 1:29:32 PM  
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She can carry my bag anytime, anywhere, amirite?

/I'm rite
 
2020-06-21 1:31:05 PM  

henryhill: Quit a conundrum for Trump, she's evil which he loves, yet a female, which he loathes. Will he suck up to her?


He'll try grabbing her by the Pyonyang thus triggering WW3.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:17 PM  
She's consolidating power, everyone can see that. After she sufficiently threatens South Korea, she'll turn to the US. Hopefully Trump won't play into that, but we know he will.

After the wealthier people in NK realize she's now in charge and after she's ferreted out murdered and anyone against her then we'll finally learn that Un is dead. Whether it was a botched surgery or a power hungry sister, we really won't know.
 
2020-06-21 1:35:27 PM  
Is Twisted Sister even a thing in NK? As a band or a phrase? Or is the New York Post just creating articles out of thin air by making two phone calls to random people who also make livings by manufacturing facts out of thin air?  Insiders say... Insiders and outsiders sat that the New York Post is barely fit for cleaning up a dog's afterbirth.
 
2020-06-21 1:37:24 PM  
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/She seems... Defiant
//YAAAAAAHHHH!
 
2020-06-21 1:38:17 PM  

Xai: To be fair, her brother has all the cognitive power of a cauliflower.


But he can outwit Trump.
 
2020-06-21 1:44:59 PM  

Sexy Jesus: Is Twisted Sister even a thing in NK? As a band or a phrase?


I'm fairly sure the band isn't and the alliteration of the phrase wouldn't translate.
 
2020-06-21 1:46:11 PM  
Not giving the New York Post a click. Why the fark do we still link to their dumbasses again?
 
2020-06-21 1:46:14 PM  

Xai: To be fair, her brother has all the cognitive power of a cauliflower.


He's still alive, which isn't as easy in Pyongyang.  Of course, he's probably not as smart as his brother who escaped to Japan (but didn't outlive him).  Her brother might have the willpower of a cauliflower, but he's a reasonably effective dictator.

Granted, your typical dictator/crime kingpin has an IQ of around 90, so they might *seem* like they are on the order of cauliflower, but there's still a long way down to go.
 
2020-06-21 1:50:08 PM  

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Kim-she's kinda hot if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do


She is hot alright. All that power is so hot.

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2020-06-21 1:56:58 PM  

WordsnCollision: [Fark user image 680x490]

Kim-she's kinda hot if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do


If she ditches that dull business look and goes full evil space empress look she'd be the talk of the town.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:47 PM  
for someone thats not dead his sister is really establishing herself in the countries affairs.
 
2020-06-21 2:04:27 PM  

EmmaLou: She's consolidating power, everyone can see that. After she sufficiently threatens South Korea, she'll turn to the US. Hopefully Trump won't play into that, but we know he will.

After the wealthier people in NK realize she's now in charge and after she's ferreted out murdered and anyone against her then we'll finally learn that Un is dead. Whether it was a botched surgery or a power hungry sister, we really won't know.


But what does her husband think?
 
2020-06-21 2:05:44 PM  

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She can carry my bag anytime, anywhere, amirite?

/I'm rite


I'm picturing leather lingerie under that airline stewardess outfit and a whip in that handbag.
I imagine her chaining me up in a basement, and punishing me for writing negative news articles about her family. Possibly using a cattle prod on me.
/I might have an unhealthy attraction to her
 
2020-06-21 2:08:45 PM  
Please, let Trump have a meeting with her.
Sure, we'll lose the West Coast.  But, it'll be funny.
 
2020-06-21 2:12:30 PM  

rnatalie: Xai: To be fair, her brother has all the cognitive power of a cauliflower.

But he can outwit Trump.


A cocker spaniel can outwit Trump.
 
2020-06-21 2:21:15 PM  
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2020-06-21 2:30:36 PM  
She probably has a lot of experience manipulating dumb, sexist men who think they are smarter than her.

First meeting with Trump, I expect he'll give her South Korea, Japan, and Utah.  Trump will walk away thinking it was a victory because he got rid of Romney.
 
2020-06-21 2:37:49 PM  

Clash City Farker: WordsnCollision: [Fark user image 680x490]

Kim-she's kinda hot if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do

She is hot alright. All that power is so hot.

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2020-06-21 2:41:10 PM  

Clash City Farker: WordsnCollision: [Fark user image 680x490]

Kim-she's kinda hot if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do

She is hot alright. All that power is so hot.

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Her brother isn't all that bright, but I'm thinking there's a whole lot of brain behind those terrifying, dead eyes.
 
2020-06-21 3:16:27 PM  
She not fat.
 
2020-06-21 3:24:42 PM  

rnatalie: Xai: To be fair, her brother has all the cognitive power of a cauliflower.

But he can outwit Trump.


Even if he's most sincerely dead.
 
2020-06-21 3:25:36 PM  

WithinReason: EmmaLou: She's consolidating power, everyone can see that. After she sufficiently threatens South Korea, she'll turn to the US. Hopefully Trump won't play into that, but we know he will.

After the wealthier people in NK realize she's now in charge and after she's ferreted out murdered and anyone against her then we'll finally learn that Un is dead. Whether it was a botched surgery or a power hungry sister, we really won't know.

But what does her husband think?


Exactly what she tells him he does.
 
2020-06-21 3:30:25 PM  
Un must be rolling in his grave...
 
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