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2020-06-21 6:54:18 AM  
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2020-06-21 9:01:40 AM  
I'm thinking of the scene in "Dave" when the Chief of Staff is watching Dave address Congress and then Dave throws the CoS under the bus, and cut back to the CoS all alone. Not quite the same.
 
2020-06-21 9:34:57 AM  
All this means is his next speech will be a litany of excuses as to why the 14,000,000 American Patriots were unable to get into the rally, even though everyone saw them out there, and how the ANTIFA Super Soldiers used their cloaking devices to block the roads into Tulsa, and how when he was walking down the steps from the airplane he was exhausted because on the way home he stopped to single-handedly hunt down a platoon of terrorists that blew up a church and then he rebuilt the church single-handedly and then satisfied all the Victoria's Secret models afterward.
 
2020-06-21 10:18:19 AM  
Trump will tweet that he saved thousands, may be millions of lives by keeping the crowd down.
 
2020-06-21 11:07:34 AM  
Pile it on, keep reminding him of how few people actually like him and want him to keep being President.
 
2020-06-21 11:08:54 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: how the ANTIFA Super Soldiers used their cloaking devices to block the roads into Tulsa


I bet fark's accelerationists are mining this idea hard right now.
 
2020-06-21 11:09:26 AM  
Time to arrest the TikTok kids for DDOSing the event ticket registration server. Because putting kids in cages fixes everything, right Donald?
 
2020-06-21 11:09:34 AM  
If he and his campaign can be outsmarted by K-pop fans and teenage TikTok users, just think what Kim Jung Un; Vlad; or Prisdent Xi can do to him.
 
2020-06-21 11:09:37 AM  
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2020-06-21 11:10:32 AM  
I don't know if it's true, but there have been thoughts that some of the people who obtained tickets had no intention of going to the event. Further, they may have been trying to artificially deflate the crowd. If that is true, I'd like to salute those magnificent bastards.
 
2020-06-21 11:10:44 AM  
That's nice, Steve, but we're not going to forget that you helped get us to this point.
 
2020-06-21 11:11:06 AM  

sdd2000: If he and his campaign can be outsmarted by K-pop fans and teenage TikTok users, just think what Kim Jung Un; Vlad; or Prisdent Xi can do to him.


"can do", "have done", same thing
 
2020-06-21 11:11:07 AM  
"Everyone was telling me "SIR, there will be a million people there! Great job!", and I said NO! We need to keep the crowd small, to reduce the risk of the CHINEE FLU!"
 
2020-06-21 11:12:12 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: All this means is his next speech will be a litany of excuses as to why the 14,000,000 American Patriots were unable to get into the rally, even though everyone saw them out there, and how the ANTIFA Super Soldiers used their cloaking devices to block the roads into Tulsa, and how when he was walking down the steps from the airplane he was exhausted because on the way home he stopped to single-handedly hunt down a platoon of terrorists that blew up a church and then he rebuilt the church single-handedly and then satisfied all the Victoria's Secret models afterward.


But that's a good thing. If we keep distracting him with all this BS he'll just keep spending half his speeches - when he even gets to give them again after last night's debacle - on it. He won't be able to drill home a message to his Flavor-Aid wannabes and they'll be much less enthusiastic and excited to vote for him. Just keep putting insanity in his head and the insanity will keep coming out.

This, and going after everyone propping him up ::coughBARRcoughMILLERcough:: via legal means, should've been the way all along.
 
2020-06-21 11:12:44 AM  
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - Oklahoma
Youtube yGUNrHWZaVs
 
2020-06-21 11:13:14 AM  
The "silent majority" got scared away because some woman wore an "I can't breathe" tee shirt.
 
2020-06-21 11:13:55 AM  
6,200 people earned one of these

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2020-06-21 11:16:01 AM  
Man that's the look of a dead man walking.
 
2020-06-21 11:19:03 AM  
Do you worry about your health
Do you watch it slowly change
And when you listen to yourself
Does it feel like somebody else
And did you notice when you began to disappear
Was it slowly at first
Until there was nobody really there
 
2020-06-21 11:20:00 AM  
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2020-06-21 11:22:31 AM  

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Hey, that one guy might make it out alive.
 
2020-06-21 11:23:15 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: ...and then satisfied all the Victoria's Secret models afterward.


Without touching any of them, of course, because he's happily married, a number of times over.
 
2020-06-21 11:24:11 AM  
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2020-06-21 11:26:03 AM  

iheartscotch: I don't know if it's true, but there have been thoughts that some of the people who obtained tickets had no intention of going to the event. Further, they may have been trying to artificially deflate the crowd. If that is true, I'd like to salute those magnificent bastards.


Of course, they have tickets to everyone who signed up, so they didn't actually lost any attendees through this subterfuge.  All that happened was it gave the Trump campaign an overinflated expectation of attendees, and they had to pay to set up the "overflow" cattle pen and Covid nursery that was actually never needed.
 
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2020-06-21 11:27:08 AM  

Skleenar: iheartscotch: I don't know if it's true, but there have been thoughts that some of the people who obtained tickets had no intention of going to the event. Further, they may have been trying to artificially deflate the crowd. If that is true, I'd like to salute those magnificent bastards.

Of course, they have tickets to everyone who signed up, so they didn't actually lost any attendees through this subterfuge.  All that happened was it gave the Trump campaign an overinflated expectation of attendees, and they had to pay to set up the "overflow" cattle pen and Covid nursery that was actually never needed.


"pay"

Lmao.
 
2020-06-21 11:27:15 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x231]


Woah, Devin Nunes' Grandmother is tweeting now? Man, that guy's family must hate him.
 
2020-06-21 11:27:53 AM  
"I have taken water, and it spills down your tie, it doesn't look good for a long time. And Frankly the tie is never the same."


The President of the United States went to Tulsa for a rally to repair his narcissistic injuries, and he also explained why he uses two hands to drink water. He really said the above statement.


Kennedy:  ".... ask what you can do for your country."

Reagan:  "..tear down this wall."

Obama:  "I believe in change because I believe in you."

Trump:  "I have taken water, and it spills down your tie, it doesn't look good for a long time."
 
2020-06-21 11:28:13 AM  
fark typing on mobile.
 
2020-06-21 11:28:53 AM  
> It will also he known as the "I Have A Drink" speech.
 
2020-06-21 11:29:51 AM  
My favorite excuse is that the protesters intimidated his supporters. You know, t
he angry farking white people who open carry AR15 and get treated with kid gloves by the cops.
 
2020-06-21 11:29:55 AM  

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Say what you will about the guy, but he's wearing a mask and practicing social distancing. Are we sure he's a Trump voter?

/snicker
 
2020-06-21 11:30:56 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Woah, Devin Nunes' Grandmother is tweeting now? Man, that guy's family must hate him.


His cow recruited a bunch of new accounts to mock him.
 
2020-06-21 11:31:59 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image image 425x231]


Dammit, Stormy...
 
2020-06-21 11:32:26 AM  

likefunbutnot: My favorite excuse is that the protesters intimidated his supporters. You know, t
he angry farking white people who open carry AR15 and get treated with kid gloves by the cops.


If one red hatted moron had been so much as slowed down by 1 protester, the cops would have cleared a path for the MAGAT with machine gun fire.

Nobody was stopped from entering.
 
2020-06-21 11:33:21 AM  

iheartscotch: I don't know if it's true, but there have been thoughts that some of the people who obtained tickets had no intention of going to the event. Further, they may have been trying to artificially deflate the crowd. If that is true, I'd like to salute those magnificent bastards.


I'm sure it's true, but I expect a few Trump supporters signed up even though they knew they wouldn't go just as a sign of support.
 
2020-06-21 11:34:03 AM  

Ivo Shandor: Vacation Bible School: Woah, Devin Nunes' Grandmother is tweeting now? Man, that guy's family must hate him.

His cow recruited a bunch of new accounts to mock him.


You guys are burying the lede with that important Whores of Yore endorsement.
 
2020-06-21 11:34:07 AM  
Hey Trumpies-

Time to get on the lifeboat because the S.S. Trump is sinking fast.

What?  There are no lifeboats?

Sucks to be you, idiots.
 
2020-06-21 11:35:16 AM  

iheartscotch: I don't know if it's true, but there have been thoughts that some of the people who obtained tickets had no intention of going to the event. Further, they may have been trying to artificially deflate the crowd. If that is true, I'd like to salute those magnificent bastards.


This happened. But it's not the reason the arena was empty. "Getting tickets" online was mostly a way to harvest data. About 1 million people "got tickets". So if there were 20000 actual maggots among them the arena would've been filled.

What those magnificent bastards might've accomplished is tricking the campaign into thinking there was a lot more interest than there actually was which led them to brag about how many people were gonna be there and even build an outdoor stage for the expected overflow crowds. And that made them look like morons.
 
2020-06-21 11:36:33 AM  

shpritz: iheartscotch: I don't know if it's true, but there have been thoughts that some of the people who obtained tickets had no intention of going to the event. Further, they may have been trying to artificially deflate the crowd. If that is true, I'd like to salute those magnificent bastards.

This happened. But it's not the reason the arena was empty. "Getting tickets" online was mostly a way to harvest data. About 1 million people "got tickets". So if there were 20000 actual maggots among them the arena would've been filled.

What those magnificent bastards might've accomplished is tricking the campaign into thinking there was a lot more interest than there actually was which led them to brag about how many people were gonna be there and even build an outdoor stage for the expected overflow crowds. And that made them look like morons.


And the fact that it was mainly teenage girls that made them look like morons is the icing on the cake
 
2020-06-21 11:38:43 AM  

powhound: Man that's the look of a dead man walking.


Two weeks.
 
2020-06-21 11:39:38 AM  

Purple_Urkle: powhound: Man that's the look of a dead man walking.

Two weeks.


Tease.
 
2020-06-21 11:40:30 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Time to arrest the TikTok kids for DDOSing the event ticket registration server. Because putting kids in cages fixes everything, right Donald?


I would not be surprised if TikTok is shut down before the end of next week for "contributing to the Antifa movement" or some-such Barr-derived bullshiat.
 
2020-06-21 11:41:17 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x231]


Stormy wins the internet!
 
2020-06-21 11:41:35 AM  
"Why, yes, they are all laughing at you."

I'll take words a narcissist hates to hear most for 1,000, Alex.
 
2020-06-21 11:41:58 AM  

inglixthemad: SpectroBoy: [Fark user image 627x351]

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Say what you will about the guy, but he's wearing a mask and practicing social distancing. Are we sure he's a Trump voter?

/snicker


As someone else pointed out, the guy just wanted to be early for the concert the next day.
 
2020-06-21 11:42:15 AM  

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That's a picture of the smartest Trump supporter.
 
2020-06-21 11:45:08 AM  
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2020-06-21 11:45:10 AM  

rbuzby: If one red hatted moron had been so much as slowed down by 1 protester, the cops would have cleared a path for the MAGAT with machine gun fire.

Nobody was stopped from entering.


Nuh uh.

And if you can't believe the Moonie Times, then I'm not even going to offer you this great deal on a bridge in NYC.
 
2020-06-21 11:45:49 AM  
I wonder if the people who got to the parking lot several days early feel like idiots.
 
2020-06-21 11:47:21 AM  

rbuzby: likefunbutnot: My favorite excuse is that the protesters intimidated his supporters. You know, t
he angry farking white people who open carry AR15 and get treated with kid gloves by the cops.

If one red hatted moron had been so much as slowed down by 1 protester, the cops would have cleared a path for the MAGAT with machine gun fire.

Nobody was stopped from entering.


and if it happened one of the dozens of media outlets 100's of cameras would have caught it happening. I intentionally watched it on Fox under the assumption there was now way they would break from coverage. If anyone would have shown protesters keeping people out, it would have been them.
 
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