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2020-06-21 12:31:15 AM  
Snacks. Mother dog was named Burrito, and father was named Chimichanga.
 
2020-06-21 12:34:49 AM  
Had a parrot named Giblets.  A goldfish named Zubenelgenubi.
 
2020-06-21 12:37:52 AM  
my brother and his wife have a cat named 'Puppy'
 
2020-06-21 12:38:59 AM  
HerShe
 
2020-06-21 12:44:57 AM  
My husband's best friend had a (female) tortie named Monkeyman.
 
2020-06-21 12:49:36 AM  

Squid_for_Brains: My husband's best friend had a (female) tortie named Monkeyman.


Lest we appear to be in a position to judge, we named our three-legged cat Skip.

We're kind of terrible people.
 
2020-06-21 12:55:38 AM  
Chomusuke
 
2020-06-21 1:00:16 AM  
Lindsay Graham
 
2020-06-21 1:14:16 AM  
Ferret Fawcett

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2020-06-21 1:14:32 AM  
Growing up I had a friend with a pet chicken and a pet turkey, named TD and CD, for Thanksgiving Dinner and Christmas Dinner. Neither ended up being dinner.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:49 AM  
Also, when I was 4 and my sister was 6, she named our new pet kitten Bartholomeow.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:11 AM  
I had a dog named Clovis (don't ask).  I also named a cat Jesus, because when I found him his side was pierced.  Had a fondness for religious "humor" at the time
 
2020-06-21 1:22:03 AM  
My buddy named his dog Chalupa Batman and calls him Loopy.

/He definitely stole it from The League
 
2020-06-21 1:27:19 AM  
Shiathead.
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2020-06-21 1:27:27 AM  
There was a really nice wirehaired puppy named Cactus. Another guy I knew had three pugs named Fred, Howard, and Bill.

I knew a few cats with odd names like Squash, Dumdum, and Chicken.
 
2020-06-21 1:48:55 AM  
I've got a pug named Chainsaw.  She's adorable.
 
2020-06-21 1:52:46 AM  
A cat named Turdling
 
2020-06-21 1:59:59 AM  
My dog's name is Buddy Megatron.
 
2020-06-21 2:02:32 AM  
Ha! Ha! No you can't have my passwords and personal questions. My cat was named Fido and my dog was named Queenie Puff Ball.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:04 AM  
My goldfish is evil and it's name is Turdblossom.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:44 AM  

8 inches: Shiathead.
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You've been talking to the wrong end, Foo'.
 
2020-06-21 2:05:26 AM  

propasaurus: Lindsay Graham


Well, it makes a change from Queenie, not that there is anything wrong with that. My grandparents and greatgrandparents had dogs with names like that, although Graham Wafers would be a better name for a cat or a rabbit.
 
2020-06-21 2:06:06 AM  
My brother had a rat he named Socrates , no idea why.
 
2020-06-21 2:07:12 AM  
I had a dog I named Weederman

/Cute little guy
 
2020-06-21 2:12:21 AM  

levitcleos: my brother and his wife have a cat named 'Puppy'


There's a little dog that comes to my local dog park who's named "Kitten," so that balances out I guess.
 
2020-06-21 2:14:22 AM  
I had a cat named Face. She was a Tortie and she had two little orange eyebrows and when she was little I'd pick her up and say, "Look at that face!". It just sort of stuck. They gave her a perpetually surprised look. I also had a black cat named Sheesh. My daughter had a cat named Chicken Noodle, and my son had a cat he named Shiathead.

Had a litter of kittens once and named them One, Two, Three, Four, and Five. They were white with gray spots, One had one spot, Two had two, Three had three, Four had four and Five had five. We kept Five and I renamed him Cinco. We had another black cat once that we named Shadow Boxer because he would literally box his shadow whenever he saw it on a wall.

We might be weird. . .
 
2020-06-21 2:15:22 AM  
We had a dog named New.
There was Sue dog and New dog.
They were best pals for many years.

Then there were the cats, Mow (or Mao) and Tao (or Dao)
They tolerated each other.
 
2020-06-21 2:37:56 AM  
Friend had a hamster named GDR, short for God Damned Rodent.
 
2020-06-21 2:40:22 AM  
I had 3 cats named The Maxx (comic character), Zammis (Enemy Mine character), and Mayaa (iriomote cat from Azumanga  Daiyo).

A picture from a long time ago - The Maxx on the left, Zammis on the right) Yes, they're watching Cat TV.
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2020-06-21 2:45:44 AM  
This is my pal Shorty and his dog Rabies.

Rabies was an Australian Cattle Dog. Her tag said "God's dog" and she was a real pistol.

Her trick was to jump over that fence. She never went through the gate.


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2020-06-21 2:58:32 AM  

BadReligion: Also, when I was 4 and my sister was 6, she named our new pet kitten Bartholomeow.


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2020-06-21 2:59:24 AM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler
 
2020-06-21 3:00:12 AM  
I once had a cat named Sonic because I found him as a kitten in the bushes at one of the restaurants.

I now have a cat I had to catch in a trap because she wouldn't let me approach her when she picked my yard. During the week that took, I'd hear her fighting off the neighbor's male cat. Her full name is Brienne of Farkin' Tarth, but we call her Bri.
 
2020-06-21 3:05:11 AM  
Whats your dogs name? Askum.

My pops had a Doberman he named Kashu. Said it meant friend in Polish. Always liked that one.
 
2020-06-21 3:07:06 AM  
My cousin had a cat named Ellis, which was derived from L. S., which stood for 'Little shiat'.

When I met Mr. SJF, he had a cat from a previous relationship. The cat was all black and was named Designer Kitty because he coordinated with the ex-girlfriend's furniture.

Our youngest kitty here now is Gray Matter.
 
2020-06-21 3:09:34 AM  
My uncle once met someone who had named their dog "Blazing Midnight Star".
 
2020-06-21 3:10:11 AM  
brother-in-law's cat is called Chairman, Chairman Miaow...

If I get a cat in spain (un gatto) I shall name it Ari. Arigatto!
 
2020-06-21 3:12:31 AM  
I have a dog named Princess Growlypants.

We call her Peggy.
 
2020-06-21 3:17:41 AM  
That would be either the iguana named Fido or the cat named God.
 
2020-06-21 3:18:58 AM  
A dog named Kilgore Trout. Just don't.
 
2020-06-21 3:36:45 AM  
My buddy had a dog named Target.   Because that's where he got him as a free puppy.
 
2020-06-21 3:40:46 AM  
I knew a pitbull called Biscuithead, so named because his head was lumpy and misshapen. Sweet dog, though.
 
2020-06-21 3:44:29 AM  
Mom had a cat she called Sybil, because it was completely schizo. Moreso than the average cat, I mean.
 
2020-06-21 3:44:55 AM  

LouisZepher: Snacks. Mother dog was named Burrito, and father was named Chimichanga.


I have a cat we call Blackie.

But he's fat so I call him Snackie sometimes.
 
2020-06-21 3:45:10 AM  
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2020-06-21 3:47:34 AM  

bayoukitty: I once had a cat named Sonic because I found him as a kitten in the bushes at one of the restaurants.


My sister once found a cat behind a Kinko's copy shop and brought him home in a Snapple box. Thus, she named him ... Kinko Snapple.

/ Just Kinko, for short.
// She celebrates his birthday on Kinko De Mayo.
/// She's a little weird.
 
2020-06-21 3:47:49 AM  
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2020-06-21 3:49:18 AM  

Snorkel the Animals: bayoukitty: I once had a cat named Sonic because I found him as a kitten in the bushes at one of the restaurants.

My sister once found a cat behind a Kinko's copy shop and brought him home in a Snapple box. Thus, she named him ... Kinko Snapple.

/ Just Kinko, for short.
// She celebrates his birthday on Kinko De Mayo.
/// She's a little weird.


Kinko de Meow.
 
2020-06-21 4:00:32 AM  
My dad had a neighbor in the 60s or early 70s who had a cat: "Otis Redding Memorial Cat"
 
2020-06-21 4:01:32 AM  
Xanax and Valium.  Moms 2 poodles to help her relieve stress... like the pills so I named them that.

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