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(TMZ)   Garçon, another bottle of the Nine of Swords, and please, doodle on my face with your ballpoint pen, would you?   (tmz.com) divider line
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2020-06-20 11:47:43 PM  
WHO THE fark IS BUYING POST MALONE WINE
 
2020-06-21 12:34:47 AM  
He seems like a pretty well adjusted guy.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:42 AM  

gameshowhost: WHO THE fark IS BUYING POST MALONE WINE


Feels a little weird to be such a Post Malone fangirl given I'm old enough to be his mom but whatevs. I would definitely try the wine. I didn't know he was into that stuff until I saw this.
 
2020-06-21 5:03:04 AM  
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2020-06-21 6:44:11 AM  
Post Malone is dirtier than Shakewell
 
2020-06-21 1:07:53 PM  
Yuck. Also, given what I've seen my fellow Americans do in France, a reminder: do not call the waiter "boy." Trust me ... it won't go over well.
 
2020-06-21 5:02:09 PM  

Via Infinito: gameshowhost: WHO THE fark IS BUYING POST MALONE WINE

Feels a little weird to be such a Post Malone fangirl given I'm old enough to be his mom but whatevs. I would definitely try the wine. I didn't know he was into that stuff until I saw this.


He's also really into Olive Garden.  Truly a man of discriminating tastes.

Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden
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2020-06-21 6:47:31 PM  
Good god how I hate that motherfarker. His inevitable OD can't be more than a few months away.
 
2020-06-21 7:02:01 PM  
If you tattoo your face, you might wind up in the headlines.
 
2020-06-21 8:36:35 PM  
Pro tip: when in France, never call the waiter "garçon." It is considered very rude.

Also, yecccchhh, Post Malone.
 
2020-06-22 12:27:05 AM  
Dude seems to have his hand in a little bit of everything with plenty of money to do it with. I hadn't even heard his music until recently.


I do not like rosé.
 
2020-06-22 6:20:09 AM  
garçon in French actually translates to "waiter would you mind masturbating into my food and if your not too busy ask your colleagues to do the same"
I'm sure you all agree saying garçon saves time and possible errors due to your pisspoor French.

It really works just ask my ignorant friend.
 
2020-06-22 11:41:38 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Pro tip: when in France, never call the waiter "garçon." It is considered very rude.

Also, yecccchhh, Post Malone.


Just like calling someone "Boy" would be here.

/ It's a post servant world
 
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