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2020-06-20 11:13:22 PM  
349 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:03:19 PM  
293 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:09:35 PM  
278 votes:
Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.
 
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2020-06-20 11:19:46 PM  
186 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:31:58 PM  
153 votes:

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.
 
2020-06-21 12:06:41 AM  
142 votes:
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120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.
 
2020-06-20 11:24:01 PM  
123 votes:
Meh.  Now if Trump could talk while Miller was drinking water, I'd be impressed.
 
2020-06-20 11:00:54 PM  
120 votes:
Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????
 
2020-06-20 11:23:02 PM  
115 votes:
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2020-06-21 12:41:46 AM  
83 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:41:41 PM  
82 votes:

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You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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2020-06-21 12:57:55 AM  
71 votes:
Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day
 
2020-06-21 12:33:41 AM  
57 votes:
I drink water like that multiple times a day. Where's my cheering section? Yes, I'm looking at you, cat. Do something useful for once.
 
2020-06-21 12:00:15 AM  
47 votes:

gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.


I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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2020-06-20 11:19:33 PM  
46 votes:

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


I don't know about the rest of the family, but Max had some decent accomplishments.
 
2020-06-21 1:16:45 AM  
44 votes:
Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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2020-06-20 11:48:42 PM  
42 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:20:59 PM  
42 votes:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


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Search your feelings. You know the President of the United States earlier tonight received a rousing ovation for drinking a glass of water with only one hand.
 
2020-06-20 11:38:51 PM  
41 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:48:13 PM  
35 votes:

Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:58 PM  
34 votes:

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


If that plank is at an angle, Trump is screwed.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:17 AM  
33 votes:
I saw him walk down stairs today. A single tear rolled down my cheek.

And now Trump will drink it and I will be owned.
 
2020-06-21 1:10:52 AM  
31 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:21:01 PM  
31 votes:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.
 
2020-06-20 11:17:22 PM  
29 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:25:25 AM  
26 votes:
I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely triggered.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:25 AM  
25 votes:

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.
 
2020-06-21 7:59:12 AM  
23 votes:
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Keep up the good work!  practice makes perfect!
 
2020-06-21 4:34:09 AM  
21 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:35:06 AM  
20 votes:

SyphalisPhlaschly: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.


My alcoholism isn't cute.
 
2020-06-21 2:29:46 AM  
19 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

DeAnna4Congress: The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands. Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣 GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. https://t.co/0EAGff1Bhb


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2020-06-21 1:41:12 AM  
19 votes:
I just had to share another of her insane tweets:

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Responding to her own tweets, like Trump

/Sorry, I'll stop now
 
2020-06-21 1:28:04 AM  
19 votes:

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


I bet he practiced all week. He started with an empty plastic cup, and worked all the way up to an empty glass by Thursday.

Insert montage.gif

And he got a round of applause at his recital. Winning.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:35 PM  
19 votes:
I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.
 
2020-06-21 1:32:51 AM  
16 votes:
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For some reason this came to mind.
 
2020-06-20 11:04:51 PM  
16 votes:
Setting the bar lower than a planck.
 
2020-06-21 1:37:47 AM  
15 votes:
In your face libs! He slammed that like a cup of piss!
 
2020-06-21 1:24:32 AM  
15 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:22:50 AM  
15 votes:

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.
 
2020-06-21 6:43:17 AM  
14 votes:

vernonFL: [Fark user image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


Hey, I've seen this one before.  She doesn't get the part, but she auditions well.
 
2020-06-21 2:05:04 AM  
14 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:28:50 AM  
14 votes:
He must have trained for days for this moment.
 
2020-06-21 1:23:23 AM  
14 votes:

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


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2020-06-21 4:59:45 AM  
13 votes:
Look at this schmuck
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2020-06-21 2:02:39 AM  
13 votes:

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Screw that. We need videos of people failing to drink water from a glass. Someone raising a glass, having it fly in the air, juggling it, dropping it, and then falling out of their chair. An apparent glass of water where not a drop comes out even when upside down. Stories on Twitter of individuals apologizing for trying to replicate Trump's feat unsuccessfully which had resulted in their buildings burning down, exploding, etc.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:50 AM  
12 votes:

whatshisname: Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.


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2020-06-21 8:25:47 AM  
11 votes:
Regarding Ms. Lorraine running for Pelosi's seat, the primary ended that possibility.
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2020-06-21 6:10:19 AM  
11 votes:
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2020-06-21 2:06:16 AM  
11 votes:
 
2020-06-21 3:15:11 AM  
10 votes:
Take that, Putin! Not such a tough guy now, are ya?
 
2020-06-21 9:57:59 AM  
9 votes:
HA Ha.  Libs made trump practice drinking water.
 
2020-06-21 6:48:25 AM  
9 votes:

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


My immediate reaction was "is that porn"
 
2020-06-21 6:32:33 AM  
9 votes:
Ketchuponsteak:

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/


Your post made me search for Danish nurses and kind of took me down a rabbit hole.  Thanks for that.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:42 AM  
9 votes:
Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.
 
2020-06-20 11:14:47 PM  
9 votes:
Please tell me this is satire.
 
2020-06-21 2:04:41 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:50:41 AM  
8 votes:

Corona Cure: Is there another angle so we can see where the water splashed?  I'd love to see it from the cult loyalist viewpoint.

I searched, but couldn't find it.  Anyone?


Bill Barr was crawling just off-screen, lapping it off the floor.
 
2020-06-21 12:45:31 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-21 9:20:46 AM  
7 votes:
(I'm pretty sure I got hit in the head a few months ago and am in a coma. No way any of this is real.)
 
2020-06-21 2:09:48 AM  
7 votes:
This is what these shiat stains stood in line for days for. They don't care about policy or accomplishments...it's a WWE show to all these walking mayo packets.
 
2020-06-21 1:43:19 AM  
7 votes:
I knew I heard a rhythmic sucking noise about 400 miles to the southwest.
 
2020-06-21 1:31:59 AM  
7 votes:

EmmaLou: So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.


Twice. He did it twice.
 
2020-06-21 1:13:58 AM  
7 votes:
I wonder if he drinks two-handed when he's been sedated for giving a prepared speech, and one handed when he's at a rally, strung out on snorted Sudafed...
 
2020-06-21 9:18:23 AM  
6 votes:
"So manly!!!"

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2020-06-21 7:58:05 AM  
6 votes:

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


Is she wearing a Sexy Pirate costume for that interview?
 
2020-06-21 7:33:29 AM  
6 votes:
Well, the world is surely no longer laughing at us now.
 
2020-06-21 6:01:52 AM  
6 votes:
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I'd hit it.
 
2020-06-21 4:17:12 AM  
6 votes:

SoupGuru: I drink water like that multiple times a day. Where's my cheering section? Yes, I'm looking at you, cat. Do something useful for once.


Your dish budget must be through the roof.
 
2020-06-21 2:21:02 AM  
6 votes:
congratulations, mr president.

we're all very proud of you.
 
2020-06-21 1:52:23 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:38:41 AM  
6 votes:

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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Wouldn't the appropriate portmanteau be trumptieth? No, that would just be weird, wouldn't it?
 
2020-06-21 10:06:02 AM  
5 votes:

Circusdog320: Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????


I'd pay good money to watch him try to do both at the same time.
 
2020-06-21 2:25:05 AM  
5 votes:

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120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.

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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler


Not the maturity.. but with practice, the hand-eye coordination of one.
 
2020-06-21 2:09:50 AM  
5 votes:

Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


Hello Mr. Thompson.....
 
2020-06-20 11:59:32 PM  
5 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


That is some Grade A, 24K Pitiful right there.
 
2020-06-20 11:36:06 PM  
5 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.
 
2020-06-20 11:29:38 PM  
5 votes:

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


you, sir, win tonight's interwebs.
 
2020-06-21 10:18:42 AM  
4 votes:
But did he hold his urine while he was on the changing table or did he spray Mike Pence and laugh?
 
2020-06-21 4:28:58 AM  
4 votes:
Would be great if his job was water drinker.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:13 AM  
4 votes:
I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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2020-06-20 11:48:22 PM  
4 votes:
That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.
 
2020-06-21 8:26:42 AM  
3 votes:
I thought this was snark at first.  Then I read her other tweets.

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2020-06-21 7:39:09 AM  
3 votes:

qorkfiend: vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.

My immediate reaction was "is that porn"


This is just after he's fixed the cable, but before he gets his "tip".
 
2020-06-21 4:27:26 AM  
3 votes:

tjassen: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

Hello Mr. Thompson.....


(I think he's talking to you.)
 
2020-06-21 3:21:04 AM  
3 votes:
He immediately peed his pants, didn't he.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:18 AM  
3 votes:

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious.

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Looks like someone was out sick the day they learned about twenty.
 
2020-06-21 1:51:36 AM  
3 votes:

philodough: Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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Do you knw how many votes that would win Trump?  That'd just lock up the Walmart hover-round crowd for him.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:04 AM  
3 votes:
Odds that the cup was a magician shop prop piece and he was coached to toss it so no one could notice that the 'water level' hadn't actually changed?


Still, either way, good for him.  If he could just do that on the regular he'll have reached the competency level of a precocious 2 year old.
 
2020-06-21 1:14:52 AM  
3 votes:

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


I laughed way too long at that. Nice shooting, soldier!
 
2020-06-21 12:00:31 AM  
3 votes:

PaulRB: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.


Or for their drinking skills.
 
2020-06-20 11:28:45 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:05:46 PM  
3 votes:
Is it just me or has the right lowered their standards for what impresses them in a President? I mean I can't remember the last time someone who isn't a toddler drinking a glass of water one handed merited a standing ovation.
 
2020-06-21 9:45:36 AM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


I would too

Hell I could have a 3 way with her and Lucille

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2020-06-21 9:01:38 AM  
2 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


He would have really owned us if it had been a glass of milk
 
2020-06-21 3:39:53 AM  
2 votes:

Skyfrog: leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.


You can't expect a Trumper to be able to do mathematics, do you?

I mean Hair Fuhrer can't even count to eleven without taking his pants off and Ivanka strategically positioning a magnifying mirror while lifting up the chonk.
 
2020-06-21 2:19:13 AM  
2 votes:
I didn't notice the "tossing the glass to one side" part when I first saw this and now I can't breathe and have tears running down my cheeks. This shiat is hilarious.
 
2020-06-21 1:31:07 AM  
2 votes:

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Yeah! She should talk to Cruz and get in on that Hellboy wrestling match.

/he is already elected
//she would fit right in
 
2020-06-21 1:27:16 AM  
2 votes:

Corn_Fed: Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.


And he threw it away at the end, so that you wouldn't notice he'd exhausted himself in the process.
 
2020-06-21 1:26:08 AM  
2 votes:

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Rocky? He recreated that scene for his porn movie The Italian Stallion.

Heh. The MAGAts were all pissed off about the GWTW disclaimer but they never told you about the disclaimer on his porn film.

/I watched it
//look! it's a itty bitty one!
///we laughed a lot at that movie
 
2020-06-21 1:22:49 AM  
2 votes:
So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.
 
2020-06-21 1:20:36 AM  
2 votes:
Well, I'm convinced now.  Racism, misogyny, children in cages, obstruction of justice, rape-alegations, obvious dementia, support of torture, deprivation of first amendment rights, and a myriad of atrocities aside, the man can, when the whole world is watching, use every fiber of his being to hold a glass of water with one tiny little hand.  This proves he should absolutely be the leader of the free world.  For ever.
 
2020-06-21 8:11:19 PM  
1 vote:

BeerBear: GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER?

BS! Worst one ever!!!


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2020-06-21 2:24:12 PM  
1 vote:

rummonkey: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

More likely they have only been listening to each other about what "the libz" are upset about, now they are just bragging to each other while we are all laughing.


Sad Brag
 
2020-06-21 1:50:38 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


*shrugs* Yeah me too...but a ball gag would be needed to not hear her blather
 
2020-06-21 12:27:50 PM  
1 vote:

Natalie Portmanteau: Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.


Amy Acker is the usual reason.
 
2020-06-21 11:58:04 AM  
1 vote:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Oh man, imagine if they heard he could wipe his own ass.

If.
 
2020-06-21 11:17:23 AM  
1 vote:

hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:

Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?


I don't know is this works or not, but this thread is amusing.
 
2020-06-21 10:05:49 AM  
1 vote:

Ketchuponsteak: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Yesterday he tweeted he didn't suffer from Parkinson's.

Unless he is Andy Kaufman, he has the right age, then no.


So, I'm not the only one half expecting Trump to peel off the Scooby-Doo mask on the last day of his presidency and reveal that he's been Andy Kaufman all along?
 
2020-06-21 8:18:42 AM  
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Where'd they find a glass that small?

/I miss the days when we just assumed our President had basic self-feeding down pat
 
2020-06-21 5:11:05 AM  
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wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have it constantly now.

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/
 
2020-06-21 4:54:20 AM  
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Awww. After 74 years, Bunker Biatch don't need a sippy cup?
 
2020-06-21 4:52:50 AM  
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So you can teach an old dog new tricks, I wonder how long it took them to train him to do that?
 
2020-06-21 3:30:03 AM  
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Shocking lack of Red and Orange farkies in this thread...where are all the usual White Knights for Metamucilini I wonder?
 
2020-06-21 1:38:05 AM  
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Dimensio: [Fark user image image 768x576]

For some reason this came to mind.


Came here to post a similar screen cap, leaving shaking my tiny smeggy fist.
 
2020-06-21 1:36:41 AM  
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Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.

And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.


Less "candidate" and more "email harvesting operation posing as a person".
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  
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Listen to those people cheer over an adult being able to drink a glass of water with one hand.

I mean, I knew these people had low expectations, but I figured they'd be a tad higher than this...
 
2020-06-21 1:18:21 AM  
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On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:46 AM  
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And he still couldn't grip it. Had it balanced on his pinky to stabilize it.

Our little guy is quite the showman!
 
2020-06-21 1:11:35 AM  
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Christ I'd forgotten that because he's had 35 spectacular fark ups since then. Bit he's fixated it on it like it's the last bottle of Adderall on earth.
 
2020-06-21 12:35:56 AM  
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TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


She's an attention whore.
Pelosi would never face a serious challenge from the right, so any Republican who runs against her is just grifting.
In Deanna's case, she sells books and "relationship advice."
 
2020-06-20 11:29:56 PM  
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TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


Is there a Poe's Law analog for stupidiry?
 
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