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2020-06-20 11:05:46 PM  
223 votes:
Is it just me or has the right lowered their standards for what impresses them in a President? I mean I can't remember the last time someone who isn't a toddler drinking a glass of water one handed merited a standing ovation.
 
2020-06-20 11:04:51 PM  
108 votes:
Setting the bar lower than a planck.
 
2020-06-20 11:20:59 PM  
77 votes:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


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Search your feelings. You know the President of the United States earlier tonight received a rousing ovation for drinking a glass of water with only one hand.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:35 PM  
63 votes:
I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.
 
2020-06-20 11:36:06 PM  
55 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.
 
2020-06-20 11:00:54 PM  
54 votes:
Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????
 
2020-06-20 11:14:47 PM  
52 votes:
Please tell me this is satire.
 
2020-06-21 1:18:21 AM  
50 votes:
On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:22 PM  
48 votes:
That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.
 
2020-06-21 12:57:55 AM  
46 votes:
Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day
 
2020-06-20 11:31:58 PM  
43 votes:

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.
 
2020-06-21 2:04:41 AM  
39 votes:
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2020-06-21 12:22:20 AM  
34 votes:

gunga galunga: They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


How big a f*ckup does a guy have to be to have the bar set this low?
This big a f*ckup.
 
2020-06-20 11:28:45 PM  
34 votes:
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2020-06-20 11:29:38 PM  
33 votes:

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


you, sir, win tonight's interwebs.
 
2020-06-20 11:13:22 PM  
32 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:13:58 AM  
31 votes:
I wonder if he drinks two-handed when he's been sedated for giving a prepared speech, and one handed when he's at a rally, strung out on snorted Sudafed...
 
2020-06-21 12:35:56 AM  
31 votes:

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


She's an attention whore.
Pelosi would never face a serious challenge from the right, so any Republican who runs against her is just grifting.
In Deanna's case, she sells books and "relationship advice."
 
2020-06-20 11:24:01 PM  
30 votes:
Meh.  Now if Trump could talk while Miller was drinking water, I'd be impressed.
 
2020-06-21 1:55:38 AM  
29 votes:

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


Indeed. This is the man who made fun of a journalist with a disability. If Trump didn't hold himself up as being so superior, pretending to be an alpha male, constantly feeding us crap about him being strong and virile and also being so utterly contemptuous of the frailties of others, I wouldn't give a damn. But he deserves to receive a bit of his own medicine. Not that he'll recognise it as such.
 
2020-06-21 1:23:53 AM  
29 votes:
Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:13 AM  
24 votes:
I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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2020-06-21 1:20:36 AM  
24 votes:
Well, I'm convinced now.  Racism, misogyny, children in cages, obstruction of justice, rape-alegations, obvious dementia, support of torture, deprivation of first amendment rights, and a myriad of atrocities aside, the man can, when the whole world is watching, use every fiber of his being to hold a glass of water with one tiny little hand.  This proves he should absolutely be the leader of the free world.  For ever.
 
2020-06-20 11:59:32 PM  
21 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


That is some Grade A, 24K Pitiful right there.
 
2020-06-21 12:06:41 AM  
20 votes:
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120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:42 PM  
20 votes:
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2020-06-21 2:09:48 AM  
19 votes:
This is what these shiat stains stood in line for days for. They don't care about policy or accomplishments...it's a WWE show to all these walking mayo packets.
 
2020-06-21 1:36:41 AM  
19 votes:

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.

And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.


Less "candidate" and more "email harvesting operation posing as a person".
 
2020-06-21 1:15:04 AM  
19 votes:
Odds that the cup was a magician shop prop piece and he was coached to toss it so no one could notice that the 'water level' hadn't actually changed?


Still, either way, good for him.  If he could just do that on the regular he'll have reached the competency level of a precocious 2 year old.
 
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2020-06-20 11:21:01 PM  
19 votes:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:16 AM  
18 votes:

Corn_Fed: Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.


And he threw it away at the end, so that you wouldn't notice he'd exhausted himself in the process.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:42 AM  
18 votes:
Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.
 
2020-06-21 1:11:35 AM  
18 votes:
Christ I'd forgotten that because he's had 35 spectacular fark ups since then. Bit he's fixated it on it like it's the last bottle of Adderall on earth.
 
2020-06-20 11:03:19 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:37:59 AM  
16 votes:
Is it just me, or did that look very practiced?

Anyway.  Nothing says 'Presidential' like responding to petty criticisms with a 'Nuh uh, I can totally drink water!' to 'own' his critics.

If I were a Republican, I'd roll my eyes at such a display.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:29 AM  
15 votes:
Has anyone noticed that even though he managed to pull off the monumental strength/flexibility tour de force of picking up a glass of water with one hand, he STILL couldn't tilt his head to drink from it?

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


And not just because of how pathetic it is on a personal level (oh honestly, Donald, you don't *actually* think anyone believes that "6 foot 3 and 240 pounds" crap), but because anyone this pathetically thin skinned about such irrelevances is easier to manipulate than a small child who wants sweets.
 
2020-06-21 1:11:48 AM  
15 votes:
So he has the motor skills of a toddler?
Wicked brag-burn there.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:46 AM  
14 votes:
And he still couldn't grip it. Had it balanced on his pinky to stabilize it.

Our little guy is quite the showman!
 
2020-06-21 5:08:47 AM  
13 votes:
Meanwhile, the last president played basketball.
 
2020-06-21 2:25:05 AM  
13 votes:

inglixthemad: duppy: [Fark user image 503x412]

120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.

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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler


Not the maturity.. but with practice, the hand-eye coordination of one.
 
2020-06-21 2:24:23 AM  
13 votes:

duppy: [Fark user image 503x412]

120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.


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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler
 
2020-06-21 1:23:55 AM  
13 votes:
T***p has been so much of a f'kup at just about everything he has done in his life and in office that the bar for what constitutes 'competency' had dropped abysmally low. Now it's being able to do what a year old child can do, namely walking down a ramp without falling on their face and holding a glass with one hand as they drink.

JFC these people are f'king desperate.
 
2020-06-21 1:22:49 AM  
13 votes:
So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  
13 votes:
Listen to those people cheer over an adult being able to drink a glass of water with one hand.

I mean, I knew these people had low expectations, but I figured they'd be a tad higher than this...
 
2020-06-21 12:00:15 AM  
13 votes:

gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.


I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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2020-06-21 7:46:33 AM  
12 votes:
That truly was an emperor's new clothes moment. If Twain had written satire of a future president holding that rally in the midst of this pandemic to explain that he could conquer a ramp and drink water and then be robustly cheered by doe eyed morons for sipping water it would have been funny.

The whole thing was a farking trip because all of that was arranged so we could watch the fundamentally broken mind of the leader of the nation. Cheered for sipping water while Rome burns. The entire event en toto was one of the saddest spectacles America has ever had to endure.
 
2020-06-21 3:53:56 AM  
12 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side!

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.


I just want to point out who else used the phrase "degenerate" to talk about people who the authorities considered to be undesirable.

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(entartete is German for degenerate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degener​a​te_art
 
2020-06-21 1:52:50 AM  
12 votes:
So he is a strong man, because ahhh fark it.

I am so out of evens.

I am going to go blaze an eight and get drunk and still be smarter than all these assholes.
 
2020-06-21 1:25:54 AM  
12 votes:
Oh, and I'll enjoy watching Nancy Pelosi absolutely slaughter this rightwing batshiat wacko on Election Day.
 
2020-06-21 1:22:14 AM  
12 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  
12 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


They also cheered when he said he'd instructed for COVID19 testing to be slowed down so they wouldn't find so many cases...
 
2020-06-21 1:14:37 AM  
12 votes:
You mean he did something most toddlers CAN do.

Is that suppost to impress us about the mass murdering imbecile?
 
2020-06-21 5:50:56 AM  
11 votes:
You know what would truly "OWN teh Libs"?

Actually investigate this Administration, and not firing anyone that looks at it crosseyed. Yeah, that would show them. Actually following the law, instead of looking to circumvent it at every turn, will totes OWNS them. Maybe even look at Congress' own insider profiteering if you want to twist that knife in those heathens' guts a little.

This? This is just...pathetic. Cripes, the man is turning a mug ass-backward even to drink "one handed." It is obvious that he has some issues with his hands. He's in his 70s. Sh*t happens. The issue is when the President denies that he having difficulties and is growing more and more feeble. And making Double Speak excuses for that increasing fragility, both of body and of spirit...that's dangerous for the nation. For your kids. For mine.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:25 AM  
11 votes:

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.
 
2020-06-21 7:24:52 AM  
10 votes:
That looked rehearsed and was still done awkwardly.

Conservatives are irredeemable.

There will be no mercy.

Ruin them all.
 
2020-06-21 4:59:45 AM  
10 votes:
Look at this schmuck
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2020-06-21 1:17:26 AM  
10 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Cult.
 
2020-06-21 10:09:49 AM  
9 votes:

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


We wouldn't make fun of trump's disability if he hadn't made fun of that reporters disability, and if he weren't such a  wannabe strong man.
 
2020-06-21 7:16:51 AM  
9 votes:
"What are standards?" - America, 2020
 
2020-06-21 2:54:59 AM  
9 votes:
It's really horrible how the Republican party has devolved into constantly making a spectacle of the mentally impaired while running scams to steal their money.

/it's worse that the mentally impaired have weaseled their way into party leadership
//it's an inverted pyramid scheme of stupidity that has lead to Trump
 
2020-06-21 2:29:46 AM  
9 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

DeAnna4Congress: The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands. Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣 GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. https://t.co/0EAGff1Bhb


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2020-06-21 1:45:49 AM  
9 votes:
A lot of people will give her a lot of money simply because they hate Nancy Pelosi so much.  So what happens to the unspent campaign funds when she loses?  Does she just get to keep it?  If so, she's not as stupid as she acts - she's just shaking the money tree.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:25 PM  
9 votes:

Circusdog320: Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????


Change "drink" to "gulp" and "walk" to "waddle" and it's more truthful.
 
2020-06-21 3:44:37 AM  
8 votes:

Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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The "CNN = ISIS" sign made me want to ask...

How many CNN employees shot, beheaded, and otherwise tortured people so they can post bloody videos on ▒▓░▒▒▓▒░.com?
 
2020-06-21 3:30:03 AM  
8 votes:
Shocking lack of Red and Orange farkies in this thread...where are all the usual White Knights for Metamucilini I wonder?
 
2020-06-21 2:48:59 AM  
8 votes:
Uh, what exactly is she celebrating here?  Look at the farking video again.  He didn't tilt that glass any higher than those other pathetic attempts that needed to be saved by his other hand.  Maybe he's got a wrist or grip problem?

Grip on reality maybe
 
2020-06-21 1:34:11 AM  
8 votes:

erik-k: Has anyone noticed that even though he managed to pull off the monumental strength/flexibility tour de force of picking up a glass of water with one hand, he STILL couldn't tilt his head to drink from it?

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

And not just because of how pathetic it is on a personal level (oh honestly, Donald, you don't *actually* think anyone believes that "6 foot 3 and 240 pounds" crap), but because anyone this pathetically thin skinned about such irrelevances is easier to manipulate than a small child who wants sweets.


I wonder if it's a combination of his lifted heels and posture, and leaning back puts him off balance.

That would explain the ramp too. An extra few degrees could make a difference. I bet he walked up it fine.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:50 AM  
8 votes:

whatshisname: Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.


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2020-06-20 11:29:56 PM  
8 votes:

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


Is there a Poe's Law analog for stupidiry?
 
2020-06-21 6:44:23 AM  
7 votes:
It's not a question of "can he EVER drink with one hand".  It's a question of "why does he use 2 hands AT ALL?"
 
2020-06-21 2:03:18 AM  
7 votes:

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious.

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Looks like someone was out sick the day they learned about twenty.
 
2020-06-21 2:02:39 AM  
7 votes:

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Screw that. We need videos of people failing to drink water from a glass. Someone raising a glass, having it fly in the air, juggling it, dropping it, and then falling out of their chair. An apparent glass of water where not a drop comes out even when upside down. Stories on Twitter of individuals apologizing for trying to replicate Trump's feat unsuccessfully which had resulted in their buildings burning down, exploding, etc.
 
2020-06-21 1:59:17 AM  
7 votes:
I was sure this woman wasn't for real. Turns out she is, or was, a sacrificial GOP candidate against Nancy Pelosi---and deserved to lose.
 
2020-06-21 1:14:52 AM  
7 votes:

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


I laughed way too long at that. Nice shooting, soldier!
 
2020-06-20 11:09:35 PM  
7 votes:
Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.
 
2020-06-21 8:50:56 AM  
6 votes:
And then he tosses the half full cup to the side because who gives a fark about the peasant workers, and no way during his never ending speech he'll need another drink.
 
2020-06-21 7:22:11 AM  
6 votes:
It's so nice to see that at his age he's finally learned how to drink with one hand.

How many more years before he can set it back on the table when done?
 
2020-06-21 6:48:25 AM  
6 votes:

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


My immediate reaction was "is that porn"
 
2020-06-21 4:28:58 AM  
6 votes:
Would be great if his job was water drinker.
 
2020-06-21 3:55:25 AM  
6 votes:
That totally makes up for all of the refugee children locked in cages.
 
2020-06-21 2:26:14 AM  
6 votes:

BMulligan: baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.

Consider, though, that she has about the same chance of winning Pelosi's seat as I do. And I'm not running.


i would vote for you for president over anusmouth.
 
2020-06-21 2:20:30 AM  
6 votes:

ModernLuddite: People Drinking Full Glasses Of Water Compilation 2014


OMG can someone get that on DeAnna Loraine's twitter?

/my computer is averse to the place
 
2020-06-21 2:19:13 AM  
6 votes:
I didn't notice the "tossing the glass to one side" part when I first saw this and now I can't breathe and have tears running down my cheeks. This shiat is hilarious.
 
2020-06-21 2:15:29 AM  
6 votes:

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Consider, though, that she has about the same chance of winning Pelosi's seat as I do. And I'm not running.
 
2020-06-21 1:30:12 AM  
6 votes:
Once again, old man manages to stick it to the liberals he imagines in his head.

Abused people find the idea of abusing others to be funny, as it shows how weak they are, and weak people are funny in their mind because weak people are pathetic losers who deserve to be raised in a Romanian orphanage.
 
2020-06-21 1:26:14 AM  
6 votes:
Just when you think the bar has been lowered as far as it could be, just to be president, Republicans start digging.
 
2020-06-21 1:16:56 AM  
6 votes:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.
 
2020-06-21 12:23:02 AM  
6 votes:

Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.
 
2020-06-21 10:06:58 AM  
5 votes:

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


It's not just the dishonesty. It's also the hypocrisy. He not only has obvious physical problems that he won't admit to, he's unspeakably cruel towards what he deems weakness in the average person, let alone one with any sort of legitimate illness, special needs, etc (forgive me, I'm trying to put that respectfully and sensitively). If he wasn't such an a*hole, and he admitted that he has physical problems without blowing them off or trying to blame them on something/someone else, I would hope that no one would be mocking him. However, he just opens himself up to it and makes it so easy.
 
2020-06-21 9:34:20 AM  
5 votes:
And he still gingerly tips the glass to his mouth without tipping his head back at all. He ain't right, man.
 
2020-06-21 9:20:29 AM  
5 votes:
Oh wow, they genuinely consider this a win. What a rotten pack of feral morons.
 
2020-06-21 8:54:17 AM  
5 votes:
What amazes me is they cheered it. Something a little kid is just assumed to be able to do...
 
2020-06-21 8:25:47 AM  
5 votes:
Regarding Ms. Lorraine running for Pelosi's seat, the primary ended that possibility.
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2020-06-21 8:00:55 AM  
5 votes:
Notice the pinkie finger supporting the glass...
 
2020-06-21 7:35:53 AM  
5 votes:

sirrerun: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

She's an attention whore.
Pelosi would never face a serious challenge from the right, so any Republican who runs against her is just grifting.
In Deanna's case, she sells books and "relationship advice."


Who would take relationship advice from a Trumper?  Three marriages and multiple mistresses? Dodging STDs? Paying off porn starlets? Clearly they've got healthy relationships all figured out.
 
2020-06-21 3:18:25 AM  
5 votes:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Nope. Trump's biggest fans are a bunch of Chris Farleys and Chris Farley's Sisters.
 
2020-06-21 2:08:13 AM  
5 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:


Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?
 
2020-06-21 2:05:04 AM  
5 votes:
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2020-06-21 1:50:40 AM  
5 votes:
The power of the US is somewhat lessened of late, king Donald.
 
2020-06-21 1:25:53 AM  
5 votes:

saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.


And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:11 AM  
5 votes:
What do you expect from someone who proudly displays, failed congressional candidate, as part of their bio?
 
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2020-06-20 11:19:46 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-06-21 2:15:56 PM  
4 votes:

Animatronik: Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.


Well it's good you're not holding the two candidates to vastly different standards 🙄
 
2020-06-21 11:48:48 AM  
4 votes:

Animatronik: Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.


PFFFFFT.

This desperate handwaving has been brought to you by the guy who said "Not voting for Biden unless he chooses a good moderate running mate, which seems unlikely."

But keep trying to pretend that "drinking water" is some Herculean task that Trump NAILED while libby-libs cried in frustration. I promise you that it isn't changing anyone's opinion about your intellect.
 
2020-06-21 10:00:09 AM  
4 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious.

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Looks like someone was out sick the day they learned about twenty.


When one of my kids was learning to count, he'd go "eighteen, nineteen, tenteen." It's cute on a kid, years later they still do it as a joke. It's not such a good look on a grown-ass adult.
 
2020-06-21 9:22:16 AM  
4 votes:
Hey MAGAts, you do know now that Bunker B*tch, your president, has (barely) pulled off this stupid stunt without spilling water all over his thrift store novelty oversized suit that he will have to manage this every single time he takes a drink of anything in public ever again, right? That the next time he sippy cups a bottle or uses both of his tiny baby hands to awkwardly hold a diet coke while his puckered anus lips search desperately for the straw that everyone will see this for what it was, a frail and narcissistic old fool putting his fullest effort into hiding his frailty and only barely managing it without further embarrassment? You realize this, yes?
 
2020-06-21 9:20:46 AM  
4 votes:
(I'm pretty sure I got hit in the head a few months ago and am in a coma. No way any of this is real.)
 
2020-06-21 7:59:12 AM  
4 votes:
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Keep up the good work!  practice makes perfect!
 
2020-06-21 7:33:29 AM  
4 votes:
Well, the world is surely no longer laughing at us now.
 
2020-06-21 6:01:52 AM  
4 votes:
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I'd hit it.
 
2020-06-21 2:44:17 AM  
4 votes:

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


/Because it deserves to be posted again.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:47 AM  
4 votes:
wademh:

That was intended to be a self deprecating joke and made in bad taste. Mea culpa.
 
2020-06-21 1:16:45 AM  
4 votes:
Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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2020-06-21 12:40:43 AM  
4 votes:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


They also believe that talking like babies to their white supremacist frens sticks it to the libs.

I'm more shocked that you're surprised about this.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:41 PM  
4 votes:

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [Fark user image 356x202] [View Full Size image _x_]


You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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2020-06-20 11:19:33 PM  
4 votes:

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


I don't know about the rest of the family, but Max had some decent accomplishments.
 
2020-06-21 10:18:42 AM  
3 votes:
But did he hold his urine while he was on the changing table or did he spray Mike Pence and laugh?
 
2020-06-21 5:45:40 AM  
3 votes:

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Oh god this.

Tell the Tik Tok kids and the weight of shame will penetrate even unto the White House.
 
2020-06-21 3:39:53 AM  
3 votes:

Skyfrog: leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.


You can't expect a Trumper to be able to do mathematics, do you?

I mean Hair Fuhrer can't even count to eleven without taking his pants off and Ivanka strategically positioning a magnifying mirror while lifting up the chonk.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:39 AM  
3 votes:

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Or at the BLM protests...that would piss them off even more...that "those people" can drink water with one hand!
 
2020-06-21 1:46:08 AM  
3 votes:
Is there another angle so we can see where the water splashed?  I'd love to see it from the cult loyalist viewpoint.

I searched, but couldn't find it.  Anyone?
 
2020-06-21 1:38:41 AM  
3 votes:

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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Wouldn't the appropriate portmanteau be trumptieth? No, that would just be weird, wouldn't it?
 
2020-06-21 1:32:51 AM  
3 votes:
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For some reason this came to mind.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:04 AM  
3 votes:

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


I bet he practiced all week. He started with an empty plastic cup, and worked all the way up to an empty glass by Thursday.

Insert montage.gif

And he got a round of applause at his recital. Winning.
 
2020-06-21 12:00:31 AM  
3 votes:

PaulRB: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.


Or for their drinking skills.
 
2020-06-21 3:09:44 PM  
2 votes:

Graffito: We wouldn't make fun of trump's disability if he hadn't made fun of that reporters disability, and if he weren't such a wannabe strong man.


Even FDR made "cripple" (no we don't use that word but he did) jokes at parties and gatherings... even made one on the floor of congress. He knew his limits and disabilities and didn't try to lie or hide them to project an image, and certainly didn't make fun of others.
 
2020-06-21 1:48:19 PM  
2 votes:

culebra: Look at this schmuck
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The pilot has that "what am I doing with my life" look going on
 
2020-06-21 12:27:50 PM  
2 votes:

Natalie Portmanteau: Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.


Amy Acker is the usual reason.
 
2020-06-21 11:17:23 AM  
2 votes:

hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:

Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?


I don't know is this works or not, but this thread is amusing.
 
2020-06-21 11:16:24 AM  
2 votes:
I hate to be the one to tell you this but the metric for GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. isn't "can drink water"
 
2020-06-21 10:49:42 AM  
2 votes:
Here's the "presidential" behavior I was to see: When he loses the election, he makes a polite concession speech, cooperates with Biden on the transition, and leaves in an orderly fashion.

Yeah, that's like expecting to find the Easter Bunny in your living room on Christmas Eve because Santa is under the weather.
 
2020-06-21 9:57:59 AM  
2 votes:
HA Ha.  Libs made trump practice drinking water.
 
2020-06-21 9:54:07 AM  
2 votes:

Corn_Fed: Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.


This is the comment I was looking for. He can't get his arm up. That's why he threw the cup aside after a couple sips. I'm not sure he even got any on the last sip.T

Take a sip, toss the cup aside for some peon to have to clean up. Somehow this seems like a good metaphor for the Trump way.
 
2020-06-21 9:45:36 AM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


I would too

Hell I could have a 3 way with her and Lucille

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2020-06-21 8:18:42 AM  
2 votes:
Where'd they find a glass that small?

/I miss the days when we just assumed our President had basic self-feeding down pat
 
2020-06-21 6:52:23 AM  
2 votes:

Tomoko: [Fark user image image 680x488]


Y'know. The Turd of November.
 
2020-06-21 6:49:25 AM  
2 votes:

Nidiot: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

Indeed. This is the man who made fun of a journalist with a disability. If Trump didn't hold himself up as being so superior, pretending to be an alpha male, constantly feeding us crap about him being strong and virile and also being so utterly contemptuous of the frailties of others, I wouldn't give a damn. But he deserves to receive a bit of his own medicine. Not that he'll recognise it as such.


Your self worth should not be tied to how you drink a beverage.  Buy a nice straw.  I am sorry that you have this disability, but there are some pretty easily available technologies that can sort you out in terms of drinking water.

If this is the way you are trying to display to the general public of the USA when you are president of same, and you portray you are a robust septuagenarian after multiple instances of showing you are not, well then I think it was heavily rehearsed.

I am not sure that I am tired of this bullshiat, or the bullshiat is tired of me...I grow weary.
 
2020-06-21 4:52:50 AM  
2 votes:
So you can teach an old dog new tricks, I wonder how long it took them to train him to do that?
 
2020-06-21 3:21:04 AM  
2 votes:
He immediately peed his pants, didn't he.
 
2020-06-21 3:19:57 AM  
2 votes:
Ugh.  I can't find any other angle of him throwing the glass.  My mind is farking numb from his screeching voice.

If anyone can PLEASE find a different angle, I will thank you about 20 times.


/Sham Wow guy is still doing commercials!?
//It's playing as I type
///Guess beating a hooker bloody doesn't ruin your career after-all
 
2020-06-21 2:27:04 AM  
2 votes:

Forty-Three: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [Fark user image 356x202] [View Full Size image _x_]

You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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That cat, literally, has more hand (paw!) coordination  than the President...
 
Juc
2020-06-21 2:25:06 AM  
2 votes:
His hands looks like a little doll hand in that
 
2020-06-21 1:41:12 AM  
2 votes:
I just had to share another of her insane tweets:

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Responding to her own tweets, like Trump

/Sorry, I'll stop now
 
2020-06-21 1:35:06 AM  
2 votes:

SyphalisPhlaschly: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.


My alcoholism isn't cute.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:50 AM  
2 votes:
He must have trained for days for this moment.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:44 AM  
2 votes:
They left out the part where he biatched about spilling water on his tie.
 
2020-06-21 12:45:31 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-22 5:29:11 AM  
1 vote:

Catlenfell: Meanwhile, the last president played basketball.


Not only that, he knew he wasn't that good and encouraged the secret service guys he played with a lot to not cut him any slack.
 
2020-06-21 2:00:50 PM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


Top left and middle are the same event, maybe two different sips though, I don't know.
 
2020-06-21 11:27:25 AM  
1 vote:
What was that about the tyranny of low expectations?
 
2020-06-21 11:08:51 AM  
1 vote:
I am little late to the party but.

I had a "termprary" nuerological disorder that destroyed my right shoulder musicle, like i lost 65% of it an my bicep looked like a noodle.

I have gained the majority of it back but for awhile if I wanted to drink something with my right arm, it would be tow handed.

With a year of physicial therapy under my belt I can drink with my right arm.

However, watch Trump's arm when hit nears his face.  He cannot quite make it up using it normally, he rolls his shoulder and hitches his back.

That is what I had to teach myself to do, and someone taught him that.

Something is wrong with his arm.  Which is why he tossed the glass.
 
2020-06-21 10:56:24 AM  
1 vote:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Just remember though, she's a FORMER candidate. She got 14% of the Republican vote and 1% of the overall vote in the March primary. Republicans combined for 160 more votes than Pelosi's challenger did, and he got 15% of the Democratic vote. As usual, their mouths are bigger than their draw ever will be.
 
2020-06-21 10:06:02 AM  
1 vote:

Circusdog320: Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????


I'd pay good money to watch him try to do both at the same time.
 
2020-06-21 9:18:01 AM  
1 vote:
Fark I am so tired already.

This lying c*nt will keep this going for months to come.
 
2020-06-21 9:01:38 AM  
1 vote:

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


He would have really owned us if it had been a glass of milk
 
2020-06-21 8:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
I thought this was snark at first.  Then I read her other tweets.

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2020-06-21 7:02:09 AM  
1 vote:

Ketchuponsteak: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

I have it constantly now.

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/


I cheer you and Wademh when you drink water, perhaps tea as well ;-), have a coke from time to time.  Buy a nice straw, and own it along with your ability to use technology to overcome your disability.  It's not a smart phone but it is something we have figured out.

The issue with trump is, as has been said, that he denies his short comings.  I do not take issue with that until it is the leader of my country that takes that position.
 
2020-06-21 4:57:39 AM  
1 vote:

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Yesterday he tweeted he didn't suffer from Parkinson's.

Unless he is Andy Kaufman, he has the right age, then no.
 
2020-06-21 4:54:20 AM  
1 vote:
Awww. After 74 years, Bunker Biatch don't need a sippy cup?
 
2020-06-21 4:34:09 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-21 3:57:38 AM  
1 vote:
Small earthquake in Oklahoma tonight.. That means something according to some trump supporters when it happens elsewhere..
 
2020-06-21 3:06:37 AM  
1 vote:

bloobeary: gunga galunga: They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

How big a f*ckup does a guy have to be to have the bar set this low?
This big a f*ckup.


How small of a cup is that to make him look like a big boy ....presidential sippy cup
 
2020-06-21 2:45:35 AM  
1 vote:

neapoi: Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day

You can use an email account to get a Twitter.


I signed up using one, as soon as I logged in it wanted a phone number, noooooooooooooope.
 
2020-06-21 2:40:05 AM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
[Fark user image image 500x262]

And this
[Fark user image image 500x753]
^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


You can use an email account to get a Twitter.
 
2020-06-21 1:52:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-06-21 1:38:05 AM  
1 vote:

Dimensio: [Fark user image image 768x576]

For some reason this came to mind.


Came here to post a similar screen cap, leaving shaking my tiny smeggy fist.
 
2020-06-21 1:24:32 AM  
1 vote:
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Approves
 
2020-06-21 1:22:50 AM  
1 vote:

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:13 PM  
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Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:58 PM  
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brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


If that plank is at an angle, Trump is screwed.
 
2020-06-20 11:38:51 PM  
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