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2020-06-21 10:56:24 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Just remember though, she's a FORMER candidate. She got 14% of the Republican vote and 1% of the overall vote in the March primary. Republicans combined for 160 more votes than Pelosi's challenger did, and he got 15% of the Democratic vote. As usual, their mouths are bigger than their draw ever will be.
 
2020-06-21 11:08:51 AM  
I am little late to the party but.

I had a "termprary" nuerological disorder that destroyed my right shoulder musicle, like i lost 65% of it an my bicep looked like a noodle.

I have gained the majority of it back but for awhile if I wanted to drink something with my right arm, it would be tow handed.

With a year of physicial therapy under my belt I can drink with my right arm.

However, watch Trump's arm when hit nears his face.  He cannot quite make it up using it normally, he rolls his shoulder and hitches his back.

That is what I had to teach myself to do, and someone taught him that.

Something is wrong with his arm.  Which is why he tossed the glass.
 
2020-06-21 11:16:24 AM  
I hate to be the one to tell you this but the metric for GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. isn't "can drink water"
 
2020-06-21 11:17:23 AM  

hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:

Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?


I don't know is this works or not, but this thread is amusing.
 
2020-06-21 11:20:43 AM  

Skleenar: hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:

Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?

I don't know is this works or not, but this thread is amusing.


Dang.  It cut off Errol's comment about the joke being on the libs.
 
2020-06-21 11:25:30 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


More likely they have only been listening to each other about what "the libz" are upset about, now they are just bragging to each other while we are all laughing.
 
2020-06-21 11:27:25 AM  
What was that about the tyranny of low expectations?
 
2020-06-21 11:48:48 AM  

Animatronik: Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.


PFFFFFT.

This desperate handwaving has been brought to you by the guy who said "Not voting for Biden unless he chooses a good moderate running mate, which seems unlikely."

But keep trying to pretend that "drinking water" is some Herculean task that Trump NAILED while libby-libs cried in frustration. I promise you that it isn't changing anyone's opinion about your intellect.
 
2020-06-21 11:58:04 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Oh man, imagine if they heard he could wipe his own ass.

If.
 
2020-06-21 12:27:50 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.


Amy Acker is the usual reason.
 
2020-06-21 12:39:48 PM  

Corn_Fed: Oh, and I'll enjoy watching Nancy Pelosi absolutely slaughter this rightwing batshiat wacko on Election Day.


Oh, Deanna isn't interested in winning. She just wants to end up on election day with leftover money in her campaign fund like Tulsi did.
 
2020-06-21 1:48:19 PM  

culebra: Look at this schmuck
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The pilot has that "what am I doing with my life" look going on
 
2020-06-21 1:50:38 PM  

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


*shrugs* Yeah me too...but a ball gag would be needed to not hear her blather
 
2020-06-21 2:00:50 PM  

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


Top left and middle are the same event, maybe two different sips though, I don't know.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:12 PM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


Or Clinton eat a hamburger...
 
2020-06-21 2:15:56 PM  

Animatronik: Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.


Well it's good you're not holding the two candidates to vastly different standards 🙄
 
2020-06-21 2:24:12 PM  

rummonkey: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

More likely they have only been listening to each other about what "the libz" are upset about, now they are just bragging to each other while we are all laughing.


Sad Brag
 
2020-06-21 3:09:44 PM  

Graffito: We wouldn't make fun of trump's disability if he hadn't made fun of that reporters disability, and if he weren't such a wannabe strong man.


Even FDR made "cripple" (no we don't use that word but he did) jokes at parties and gatherings... even made one on the floor of congress. He knew his limits and disabilities and didn't try to lie or hide them to project an image, and certainly didn't make fun of others.
 
2020-06-21 3:15:34 PM  
So now can he set a glass of water down with one hand without spilling it?
 
2020-06-21 3:31:14 PM  
I thought nuclear power and the integrated circuit were pretty high on human accomplishments but this and sweat pants sit ON THE TOP OF MOUNT POSSIBLE. THE EPITOME OF MINOR MOTOR SKILL MASTERY.
 
2020-06-21 4:09:21 PM  
"Old man drinks water without farking it up."

Wow. Yeah, that's quite an accomplishment. Congrats, Republicans. I thought Reagan and Bush 2 were unworthy but this one makes them look like Disraeli or Lincoln by comparison.
 
2020-06-21 6:44:09 PM  
But can he do it left handed?
 
2020-06-21 8:11:19 PM  

BeerBear: GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER?

BS! Worst one ever!!!


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2020-06-22 12:16:04 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.



Actually, everybody should start using two hands to drink water because that's what you do when your presidential.
 
2020-06-22 5:29:11 AM  

Catlenfell: Meanwhile, the last president played basketball.


Not only that, he knew he wasn't that good and encouraged the secret service guys he played with a lot to not cut him any slack.
 
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