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2020-06-21 1:59:17 AM  
I was sure this woman wasn't for real. Turns out she is, or was, a sacrificial GOP candidate against Nancy Pelosi---and deserved to lose.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:25 AM  

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.
 
2020-06-21 2:02:39 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Screw that. We need videos of people failing to drink water from a glass. Someone raising a glass, having it fly in the air, juggling it, dropping it, and then falling out of their chair. An apparent glass of water where not a drop comes out even when upside down. Stories on Twitter of individuals apologizing for trying to replicate Trump's feat unsuccessfully which had resulted in their buildings burning down, exploding, etc.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:18 AM  

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious.

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Looks like someone was out sick the day they learned about twenty.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:39 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Or at the BLM protests...that would piss them off even more...that "those people" can drink water with one hand!
 
2020-06-21 2:04:41 AM  
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2020-06-21 2:05:04 AM  
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2020-06-21 2:06:16 AM  
 
2020-06-21 2:08:13 AM  

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Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?
 
2020-06-21 2:09:48 AM  
This is what these shiat stains stood in line for days for. They don't care about policy or accomplishments...it's a WWE show to all these walking mayo packets.
 
2020-06-21 2:09:50 AM  

Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


Hello Mr. Thompson.....
 
2020-06-21 2:15:29 AM  

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Consider, though, that she has about the same chance of winning Pelosi's seat as I do. And I'm not running.
 
2020-06-21 2:19:13 AM  
I didn't notice the "tossing the glass to one side" part when I first saw this and now I can't breathe and have tears running down my cheeks. This shiat is hilarious.
 
2020-06-21 2:20:30 AM  

ModernLuddite: People Drinking Full Glasses Of Water Compilation 2014


OMG can someone get that on DeAnna Loraine's twitter?

/my computer is averse to the place
 
2020-06-21 2:21:02 AM  
congratulations, mr president.

we're all very proud of you.
 
2020-06-21 2:24:23 AM  

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120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.


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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler
 
2020-06-21 2:25:05 AM  

inglixthemad: duppy: [Fark user image 503x412]

120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.

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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler


Not the maturity.. but with practice, the hand-eye coordination of one.
 
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2020-06-21 2:25:06 AM  
His hands looks like a little doll hand in that
 
2020-06-21 2:26:14 AM  

BMulligan: baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.

Consider, though, that she has about the same chance of winning Pelosi's seat as I do. And I'm not running.


i would vote for you for president over anusmouth.
 
2020-06-21 2:27:04 AM  

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You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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That cat, literally, has more hand (paw!) coordination  than the President...
 
2020-06-21 2:29:46 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

DeAnna4Congress: The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands. Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣 GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. https://t.co/0EAGff1Bhb


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2020-06-21 2:40:05 AM  

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


You can use an email account to get a Twitter.
 
2020-06-21 2:44:17 AM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


/Because it deserves to be posted again.
 
2020-06-21 2:45:35 AM  

neapoi: Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day

You can use an email account to get a Twitter.


I signed up using one, as soon as I logged in it wanted a phone number, noooooooooooooope.
 
2020-06-21 2:45:45 AM  

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Oh shiat
 
2020-06-21 2:48:59 AM  
Uh, what exactly is she celebrating here?  Look at the farking video again.  He didn't tilt that glass any higher than those other pathetic attempts that needed to be saved by his other hand.  Maybe he's got a wrist or grip problem?

Grip on reality maybe
 
2020-06-21 2:54:59 AM  
It's really horrible how the Republican party has devolved into constantly making a spectacle of the mentally impaired while running scams to steal their money.

/it's worse that the mentally impaired have weaseled their way into party leadership
//it's an inverted pyramid scheme of stupidity that has lead to Trump
 
2020-06-21 3:06:37 AM  

bloobeary: gunga galunga: They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

How big a f*ckup does a guy have to be to have the bar set this low?
This big a f*ckup.


How small of a cup is that to make him look like a big boy ....presidential sippy cup
 
2020-06-21 3:15:11 AM  
Take that, Putin! Not such a tough guy now, are ya?
 
2020-06-21 3:18:25 AM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Nope. Trump's biggest fans are a bunch of Chris Farleys and Chris Farley's Sisters.
 
2020-06-21 3:19:57 AM  
Ugh.  I can't find any other angle of him throwing the glass.  My mind is farking numb from his screeching voice.

If anyone can PLEASE find a different angle, I will thank you about 20 times.


/Sham Wow guy is still doing commercials!?
//It's playing as I type
///Guess beating a hooker bloody doesn't ruin your career after-all
 
2020-06-21 3:21:04 AM  
He immediately peed his pants, didn't he.
 
2020-06-21 3:30:03 AM  
Shocking lack of Red and Orange farkies in this thread...where are all the usual White Knights for Metamucilini I wonder?
 
2020-06-21 3:39:53 AM  

Skyfrog: leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.


You can't expect a Trumper to be able to do mathematics, do you?

I mean Hair Fuhrer can't even count to eleven without taking his pants off and Ivanka strategically positioning a magnifying mirror while lifting up the chonk.
 
2020-06-21 3:44:37 AM  

Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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The "CNN = ISIS" sign made me want to ask...

How many CNN employees shot, beheaded, and otherwise tortured people so they can post bloody videos on ▒▓░▒▒▓▒░.com?
 
2020-06-21 3:53:56 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side!

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.


I just want to point out who else used the phrase "degenerate" to talk about people who the authorities considered to be undesirable.

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(entartete is German for degenerate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degener​a​te_art
 
2020-06-21 3:55:25 AM  
That totally makes up for all of the refugee children locked in cages.
 
2020-06-21 3:57:38 AM  
Small earthquake in Oklahoma tonight.. That means something according to some trump supporters when it happens elsewhere..
 
2020-06-21 3:58:11 AM  

ansius: Original: Original Tweet:

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side!

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.

I just want to point out who else used the phrase "degenerate" to talk about people who the authorities considered to be undesirable.

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(entartete is German for degenerate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenera​te_art


They were only joking/It's being called "Presentist". IOW looking at the past through modern eyes without understanding the mindset at that time was different.
 
2020-06-21 4:17:12 AM  

SoupGuru: I drink water like that multiple times a day. Where's my cheering section? Yes, I'm looking at you, cat. Do something useful for once.


Your dish budget must be through the roof.
 
2020-06-21 4:27:26 AM  

tjassen: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

Hello Mr. Thompson.....


(I think he's talking to you.)
 
2020-06-21 4:28:58 AM  
Would be great if his job was water drinker.
 
2020-06-21 4:34:09 AM  
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2020-06-21 4:34:34 AM  
GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER?

BS! Worst one ever!!!
 
2020-06-21 4:52:50 AM  
So you can teach an old dog new tricks, I wonder how long it took them to train him to do that?
 
2020-06-21 4:54:20 AM  
Awww. After 74 years, Bunker Biatch don't need a sippy cup?
 
2020-06-21 4:57:39 AM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Yesterday he tweeted he didn't suffer from Parkinson's.

Unless he is Andy Kaufman, he has the right age, then no.
 
2020-06-21 4:59:45 AM  
Look at this schmuck
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2020-06-21 5:08:47 AM  
Meanwhile, the last president played basketball.
 
2020-06-21 5:11:05 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have it constantly now.

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/
 
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