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2020-06-20 10:55:39 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:00:54 PM  
Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????
 
2020-06-20 11:03:19 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:04:51 PM  
Setting the bar lower than a planck.
 
2020-06-20 11:05:46 PM  
Is it just me or has the right lowered their standards for what impresses them in a President? I mean I can't remember the last time someone who isn't a toddler drinking a glass of water one handed merited a standing ovation.
 
2020-06-20 11:09:35 PM  
Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.
 
2020-06-20 11:13:22 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:14:47 PM  
Please tell me this is satire.
 
2020-06-20 11:17:22 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:19:33 PM  

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


I don't know about the rest of the family, but Max had some decent accomplishments.
 
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2020-06-20 11:19:46 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:20:59 PM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


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Search your feelings. You know the President of the United States earlier tonight received a rousing ovation for drinking a glass of water with only one hand.
 
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2020-06-20 11:21:01 PM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.
 
2020-06-20 11:23:02 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:24:01 PM  
Meh.  Now if Trump could talk while Miller was drinking water, I'd be impressed.
 
2020-06-20 11:28:45 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:29:38 PM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


you, sir, win tonight's interwebs.
 
2020-06-20 11:29:56 PM  

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


Is there a Poe's Law analog for stupidiry?
 
2020-06-20 11:31:58 PM  

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.
 
2020-06-20 11:36:06 PM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.
 
2020-06-20 11:38:51 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:41:25 PM  

Circusdog320: Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????


Change "drink" to "gulp" and "walk" to "waddle" and it's more truthful.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:35 PM  
I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.
 
2020-06-20 11:41:41 PM  

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You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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2020-06-20 11:41:58 PM  

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


If that plank is at an angle, Trump is screwed.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:13 PM  

Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:22 PM  
That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.
 
2020-06-20 11:48:42 PM  
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2020-06-20 11:59:32 PM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


That is some Grade A, 24K Pitiful right there.
 
2020-06-21 12:00:15 AM  

gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.


I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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2020-06-21 12:00:31 AM  

PaulRB: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

Trump fans aren't exactly known for their intellect.


Or for their drinking skills.
 
2020-06-21 12:06:41 AM  
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120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.
 
2020-06-21 12:22:20 AM  

gunga galunga: They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


How big a f*ckup does a guy have to be to have the bar set this low?
This big a f*ckup.
 
2020-06-21 12:23:02 AM  

Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.
 
2020-06-21 12:33:41 AM  
I drink water like that multiple times a day. Where's my cheering section? Yes, I'm looking at you, cat. Do something useful for once.
 
2020-06-21 12:35:56 AM  

TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.


She's an attention whore.
Pelosi would never face a serious challenge from the right, so any Republican who runs against her is just grifting.
In Deanna's case, she sells books and "relationship advice."
 
2020-06-21 12:40:43 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


They also believe that talking like babies to their white supremacist frens sticks it to the libs.

I'm more shocked that you're surprised about this.
 
2020-06-21 12:41:46 AM  
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2020-06-21 12:45:31 AM  
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2020-06-21 12:57:55 AM  
Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day
 
2020-06-21 1:10:52 AM  
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2020-06-21 1:11:35 AM  
Christ I'd forgotten that because he's had 35 spectacular fark ups since then. Bit he's fixated it on it like it's the last bottle of Adderall on earth.
 
2020-06-21 1:11:48 AM  
So he has the motor skills of a toddler?
Wicked brag-burn there.
 
2020-06-21 1:13:58 AM  
I wonder if he drinks two-handed when he's been sedated for giving a prepared speech, and one handed when he's at a rally, strung out on snorted Sudafed...
 
2020-06-21 1:14:37 AM  
You mean he did something most toddlers CAN do.

Is that suppost to impress us about the mass murdering imbecile?
 
2020-06-21 1:14:52 AM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


I laughed way too long at that. Nice shooting, soldier!
 
2020-06-21 1:15:04 AM  
Odds that the cup was a magician shop prop piece and he was coached to toss it so no one could notice that the 'water level' hadn't actually changed?


Still, either way, good for him.  If he could just do that on the regular he'll have reached the competency level of a precocious 2 year old.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:11 AM  
What do you expect from someone who proudly displays, failed congressional candidate, as part of their bio?
 
2020-06-21 1:15:17 AM  
I saw him walk down stairs today. A single tear rolled down my cheek.

And now Trump will drink it and I will be owned.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:42 AM  
Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.
 
2020-06-21 1:15:50 AM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


Forgot to add. I was with my parents watching it together.
 
2020-06-21 1:16:45 AM  
Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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2020-06-21 1:16:56 AM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:26 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Cult.
 
2020-06-21 1:17:46 AM  
And he still couldn't grip it. Had it balanced on his pinky to stabilize it.

Our little guy is quite the showman!
 
2020-06-21 1:18:21 AM  
On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.
 
2020-06-21 1:20:36 AM  
Well, I'm convinced now.  Racism, misogyny, children in cages, obstruction of justice, rape-alegations, obvious dementia, support of torture, deprivation of first amendment rights, and a myriad of atrocities aside, the man can, when the whole world is watching, use every fiber of his being to hold a glass of water with one tiny little hand.  This proves he should absolutely be the leader of the free world.  For ever.
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  
Listen to those people cheer over an adult being able to drink a glass of water with one hand.

I mean, I knew these people had low expectations, but I figured they'd be a tad higher than this...
 
2020-06-21 1:21:29 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


They also cheered when he said he'd instructed for COVID19 testing to be slowed down so they wouldn't find so many cases...
 
2020-06-21 1:21:50 AM  

whatshisname: Christ. It's the upperclass twit of the year come to life.


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2020-06-21 1:22:14 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.
 
2020-06-21 1:22:49 AM  
So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.
 
2020-06-21 1:22:50 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.
 
2020-06-21 1:23:23 AM  

brantgoose: Setting the bar lower than a planck.


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2020-06-21 1:23:53 AM  
Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.
 
2020-06-21 1:23:55 AM  
T***p has been so much of a f'kup at just about everything he has done in his life and in office that the bar for what constitutes 'competency' had dropped abysmally low. Now it's being able to do what a year old child can do, namely walking down a ramp without falling on their face and holding a glass with one hand as they drink.

JFC these people are f'king desperate.
 
2020-06-21 1:24:32 AM  
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2020-06-21 1:25:25 AM  
I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely triggered.
 
2020-06-21 1:25:53 AM  

saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.


And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.
 
2020-06-21 1:25:54 AM  
Oh, and I'll enjoy watching Nancy Pelosi absolutely slaughter this rightwing batshiat wacko on Election Day.
 
2020-06-21 1:26:08 AM  

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Rocky? He recreated that scene for his porn movie The Italian Stallion.

Heh. The MAGAts were all pissed off about the GWTW disclaimer but they never told you about the disclaimer on his porn film.

/I watched it
//look! it's a itty bitty one!
///we laughed a lot at that movie
 
2020-06-21 1:26:14 AM  
Just when you think the bar has been lowered as far as it could be, just to be president, Republicans start digging.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:16 AM  

Corn_Fed: Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.


And he threw it away at the end, so that you wouldn't notice he'd exhausted himself in the process.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:44 AM  
They left out the part where he biatched about spilling water on his tie.
 
2020-06-21 1:27:47 AM  
wademh:

That was intended to be a self deprecating joke and made in bad taste. Mea culpa.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:04 AM  

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


I bet he practiced all week. He started with an empty plastic cup, and worked all the way up to an empty glass by Thursday.

Insert montage.gif

And he got a round of applause at his recital. Winning.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:29 AM  
Has anyone noticed that even though he managed to pull off the monumental strength/flexibility tour de force of picking up a glass of water with one hand, he STILL couldn't tilt his head to drink from it?

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


And not just because of how pathetic it is on a personal level (oh honestly, Donald, you don't *actually* think anyone believes that "6 foot 3 and 240 pounds" crap), but because anyone this pathetically thin skinned about such irrelevances is easier to manipulate than a small child who wants sweets.
 
2020-06-21 1:28:50 AM  
He must have trained for days for this moment.
 
2020-06-21 1:30:12 AM  
Once again, old man manages to stick it to the liberals he imagines in his head.

Abused people find the idea of abusing others to be funny, as it shows how weak they are, and weak people are funny in their mind because weak people are pathetic losers who deserve to be raised in a Romanian orphanage.
 
2020-06-21 1:31:07 AM  

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Yeah! She should talk to Cruz and get in on that Hellboy wrestling match.

/he is already elected
//she would fit right in
 
2020-06-21 1:31:59 AM  

EmmaLou: So this is where we're at. Kissing the ass of our overgrown toddler of a President because he drank out of a glass with one hand once.

My dad can walk down a ramp unassisted and he can drink his beer with one hand while smoking a cigarette with the other. My dad wins and therefore is qualified to be President by these standards.


Twice. He did it twice.
 
2020-06-21 1:32:51 AM  
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For some reason this came to mind.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:11 AM  

erik-k: Has anyone noticed that even though he managed to pull off the monumental strength/flexibility tour de force of picking up a glass of water with one hand, he STILL couldn't tilt his head to drink from it?

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

And not just because of how pathetic it is on a personal level (oh honestly, Donald, you don't *actually* think anyone believes that "6 foot 3 and 240 pounds" crap), but because anyone this pathetically thin skinned about such irrelevances is easier to manipulate than a small child who wants sweets.


I wonder if it's a combination of his lifted heels and posture, and leaning back puts him off balance.

That would explain the ramp too. An extra few degrees could make a difference. I bet he walked up it fine.
 
2020-06-21 1:34:13 AM  
I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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2020-06-21 1:35:06 AM  

SyphalisPhlaschly: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

I have the same problem, it's called acute alcholism.


My alcoholism isn't cute.
 
2020-06-21 1:36:41 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: saturn badger: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Check her profile. Something about running against Pelosi.

She be cray cray.

And I'm guessing she's probably not a GOP star candidate.


Less "candidate" and more "email harvesting operation posing as a person".
 
2020-06-21 1:37:47 AM  
In your face libs! He slammed that like a cup of piss!
 
2020-06-21 1:37:59 AM  
Is it just me, or did that look very practiced?

Anyway.  Nothing says 'Presidential' like responding to petty criticisms with a 'Nuh uh, I can totally drink water!' to 'own' his critics.

If I were a Republican, I'd roll my eyes at such a display.
 
2020-06-21 1:38:05 AM  

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For some reason this came to mind.


Came here to post a similar screen cap, leaving shaking my tiny smeggy fist.
 
2020-06-21 1:38:41 AM  

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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Wouldn't the appropriate portmanteau be trumptieth? No, that would just be weird, wouldn't it?
 
2020-06-21 1:41:12 AM  
I just had to share another of her insane tweets:

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Responding to her own tweets, like Trump

/Sorry, I'll stop now
 
2020-06-21 1:43:19 AM  
I knew I heard a rhythmic sucking noise about 400 miles to the southwest.
 
2020-06-21 1:45:49 AM  
A lot of people will give her a lot of money simply because they hate Nancy Pelosi so much.  So what happens to the unspent campaign funds when she loses?  Does she just get to keep it?  If so, she's not as stupid as she acts - she's just shaking the money tree.
 
2020-06-21 1:46:08 AM  
Is there another angle so we can see where the water splashed?  I'd love to see it from the cult loyalist viewpoint.

I searched, but couldn't find it.  Anyone?
 
2020-06-21 1:50:40 AM  
The power of the US is somewhat lessened of late, king Donald.
 
2020-06-21 1:50:41 AM  

Corona Cure: Is there another angle so we can see where the water splashed?  I'd love to see it from the cult loyalist viewpoint.

I searched, but couldn't find it.  Anyone?


Bill Barr was crawling just off-screen, lapping it off the floor.
 
2020-06-21 1:51:36 AM  

philodough: Great, you nailed it after 48 hours of sippy cup practice. Now you just need to work on getting down a skid proof ramp.
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Do you knw how many votes that would win Trump?  That'd just lock up the Walmart hover-round crowd for him.
 
2020-06-21 1:52:23 AM  
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2020-06-21 1:52:50 AM  
So he is a strong man, because ahhh fark it.

I am so out of evens.

I am going to go blaze an eight and get drunk and still be smarter than all these assholes.
 
2020-06-21 1:55:38 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


Indeed. This is the man who made fun of a journalist with a disability. If Trump didn't hold himself up as being so superior, pretending to be an alpha male, constantly feeding us crap about him being strong and virile and also being so utterly contemptuous of the frailties of others, I wouldn't give a damn. But he deserves to receive a bit of his own medicine. Not that he'll recognise it as such.
 
2020-06-21 1:59:17 AM  
I was sure this woman wasn't for real. Turns out she is, or was, a sacrificial GOP candidate against Nancy Pelosi---and deserved to lose.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:25 AM  

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.
 
2020-06-21 2:02:39 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Screw that. We need videos of people failing to drink water from a glass. Someone raising a glass, having it fly in the air, juggling it, dropping it, and then falling out of their chair. An apparent glass of water where not a drop comes out even when upside down. Stories on Twitter of individuals apologizing for trying to replicate Trump's feat unsuccessfully which had resulted in their buildings burning down, exploding, etc.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:18 AM  

leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious.

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Looks like someone was out sick the day they learned about twenty.
 
2020-06-21 2:03:39 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Or at the BLM protests...that would piss them off even more...that "those people" can drink water with one hand!
 
2020-06-21 2:04:41 AM  
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2020-06-21 2:05:04 AM  
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2020-06-21 2:06:16 AM  
 
2020-06-21 2:08:13 AM  

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Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?
 
2020-06-21 2:09:48 AM  
This is what these shiat stains stood in line for days for. They don't care about policy or accomplishments...it's a WWE show to all these walking mayo packets.
 
2020-06-21 2:09:50 AM  

Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.


Hello Mr. Thompson.....
 
2020-06-21 2:15:29 AM  

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Consider, though, that she has about the same chance of winning Pelosi's seat as I do. And I'm not running.
 
2020-06-21 2:19:13 AM  
I didn't notice the "tossing the glass to one side" part when I first saw this and now I can't breathe and have tears running down my cheeks. This shiat is hilarious.
 
2020-06-21 2:20:30 AM  

ModernLuddite: People Drinking Full Glasses Of Water Compilation 2014


OMG can someone get that on DeAnna Loraine's twitter?

/my computer is averse to the place
 
2020-06-21 2:21:02 AM  
congratulations, mr president.

we're all very proud of you.
 
2020-06-21 2:24:23 AM  

duppy: [Fark user image 503x412]

120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.


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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler
 
2020-06-21 2:25:05 AM  

inglixthemad: duppy: [Fark user image 503x412]

120,000+ dead, but hey, looks like this is the bar the right has set for itself.

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He's basically reached the maturity of a toddler


Not the maturity.. but with practice, the hand-eye coordination of one.
 
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2020-06-21 2:25:06 AM  
His hands looks like a little doll hand in that
 
2020-06-21 2:26:14 AM  

BMulligan: baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.

Consider, though, that she has about the same chance of winning Pelosi's seat as I do. And I'm not running.


i would vote for you for president over anusmouth.
 
2020-06-21 2:27:04 AM  

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You always really do have a jiff for that, dude.  Well played, as always.

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That cat, literally, has more hand (paw!) coordination  than the President...
 
2020-06-21 2:29:46 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

DeAnna4Congress: The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands. Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side! 🤣 GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. https://t.co/0EAGff1Bhb


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2020-06-21 2:40:05 AM  

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


You can use an email account to get a Twitter.
 
2020-06-21 2:44:17 AM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


/Because it deserves to be posted again.
 
2020-06-21 2:45:35 AM  

neapoi: Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
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And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day

You can use an email account to get a Twitter.


I signed up using one, as soon as I logged in it wanted a phone number, noooooooooooooope.
 
2020-06-21 2:45:45 AM  

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Oh shiat
 
2020-06-21 2:48:59 AM  
Uh, what exactly is she celebrating here?  Look at the farking video again.  He didn't tilt that glass any higher than those other pathetic attempts that needed to be saved by his other hand.  Maybe he's got a wrist or grip problem?

Grip on reality maybe
 
2020-06-21 2:54:59 AM  
It's really horrible how the Republican party has devolved into constantly making a spectacle of the mentally impaired while running scams to steal their money.

/it's worse that the mentally impaired have weaseled their way into party leadership
//it's an inverted pyramid scheme of stupidity that has lead to Trump
 
2020-06-21 3:06:37 AM  

bloobeary: gunga galunga: They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

How big a f*ckup does a guy have to be to have the bar set this low?
This big a f*ckup.


How small of a cup is that to make him look like a big boy ....presidential sippy cup
 
2020-06-21 3:15:11 AM  
Take that, Putin! Not such a tough guy now, are ya?
 
2020-06-21 3:18:25 AM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Nope. Trump's biggest fans are a bunch of Chris Farleys and Chris Farley's Sisters.
 
2020-06-21 3:19:57 AM  
Ugh.  I can't find any other angle of him throwing the glass.  My mind is farking numb from his screeching voice.

If anyone can PLEASE find a different angle, I will thank you about 20 times.


/Sham Wow guy is still doing commercials!?
//It's playing as I type
///Guess beating a hooker bloody doesn't ruin your career after-all
 
2020-06-21 3:21:04 AM  
He immediately peed his pants, didn't he.
 
2020-06-21 3:30:03 AM  
Shocking lack of Red and Orange farkies in this thread...where are all the usual White Knights for Metamucilini I wonder?
 
2020-06-21 3:39:53 AM  

Skyfrog: leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious. 

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So Trumpteenth falls on the 20th? Her grasp of numbers and dates is truly impressive.


You can't expect a Trumper to be able to do mathematics, do you?

I mean Hair Fuhrer can't even count to eleven without taking his pants off and Ivanka strategically positioning a magnifying mirror while lifting up the chonk.
 
2020-06-21 3:44:37 AM  

Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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The "CNN = ISIS" sign made me want to ask...

How many CNN employees shot, beheaded, and otherwise tortured people so they can post bloody videos on ▒▓░▒▒▓▒░.com?
 
2020-06-21 3:53:56 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side!

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.


I just want to point out who else used the phrase "degenerate" to talk about people who the authorities considered to be undesirable.

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(entartete is German for degenerate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degener​a​te_art
 
2020-06-21 3:55:25 AM  
That totally makes up for all of the refugee children locked in cages.
 
2020-06-21 3:57:38 AM  
Small earthquake in Oklahoma tonight.. That means something according to some trump supporters when it happens elsewhere..
 
2020-06-21 3:58:11 AM  

ansius: Original: Original Tweet:

The degenerate left claimed President Trump had health issues after drinking water with 2 hands.

Today he drank with one and tossed the glass to the side!

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.

I just want to point out who else used the phrase "degenerate" to talk about people who the authorities considered to be undesirable.

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(entartete is German for degenerate)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenera​te_art


They were only joking/It's being called "Presentist". IOW looking at the past through modern eyes without understanding the mindset at that time was different.
 
2020-06-21 4:17:12 AM  

SoupGuru: I drink water like that multiple times a day. Where's my cheering section? Yes, I'm looking at you, cat. Do something useful for once.


Your dish budget must be through the roof.
 
2020-06-21 4:27:26 AM  

tjassen: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

Hello Mr. Thompson.....


(I think he's talking to you.)
 
2020-06-21 4:28:58 AM  
Would be great if his job was water drinker.
 
2020-06-21 4:34:09 AM  
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2020-06-21 4:34:34 AM  
GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER?

BS! Worst one ever!!!
 
2020-06-21 4:52:50 AM  
So you can teach an old dog new tricks, I wonder how long it took them to train him to do that?
 
2020-06-21 4:54:20 AM  
Awww. After 74 years, Bunker Biatch don't need a sippy cup?
 
2020-06-21 4:57:39 AM  

GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.


Yesterday he tweeted he didn't suffer from Parkinson's.

Unless he is Andy Kaufman, he has the right age, then no.
 
2020-06-21 4:59:45 AM  
Look at this schmuck
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2020-06-21 5:08:47 AM  
Meanwhile, the last president played basketball.
 
2020-06-21 5:11:05 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


I have it constantly now.

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/
 
2020-06-21 5:13:34 AM  

baxterdog: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

I'm not liking this world where supposedly professional people are tweeting out all this childish chit. This woman is expecting to attain a leadership role in the US Congress?! We are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.


Doesn't she have to be elected first?
 
2020-06-21 5:45:40 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.


Oh god this.

Tell the Tik Tok kids and the weight of shame will penetrate even unto the White House.
 
2020-06-21 5:50:56 AM  
You know what would truly "OWN teh Libs"?

Actually investigate this Administration, and not firing anyone that looks at it crosseyed. Yeah, that would show them. Actually following the law, instead of looking to circumvent it at every turn, will totes OWNS them. Maybe even look at Congress' own insider profiteering if you want to twist that knife in those heathens' guts a little.

This? This is just...pathetic. Cripes, the man is turning a mug ass-backward even to drink "one handed." It is obvious that he has some issues with his hands. He's in his 70s. Sh*t happens. The issue is when the President denies that he having difficulties and is growing more and more feeble. And making Double Speak excuses for that increasing fragility, both of body and of spirit...that's dangerous for the nation. For your kids. For mine.
 
2020-06-21 6:01:52 AM  
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I'd hit it.
 
2020-06-21 6:02:36 AM  

culebra: Look at this schmuck
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Was that last night?
 
2020-06-21 6:10:19 AM  
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2020-06-21 6:32:33 AM  
Ketchuponsteak:

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/


Your post made me search for Danish nurses and kind of took me down a rabbit hole.  Thanks for that.
 
2020-06-21 6:38:55 AM  

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How about that? There really is a first time for everything.
 
2020-06-21 6:43:17 AM  

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I'd hit it.


Hey, I've seen this one before.  She doesn't get the part, but she auditions well.
 
2020-06-21 6:44:23 AM  
It's not a question of "can he EVER drink with one hand".  It's a question of "why does he use 2 hands AT ALL?"
 
2020-06-21 6:48:25 AM  

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I'd hit it.


My immediate reaction was "is that porn"
 
2020-06-21 6:49:25 AM  

Nidiot: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

Indeed. This is the man who made fun of a journalist with a disability. If Trump didn't hold himself up as being so superior, pretending to be an alpha male, constantly feeding us crap about him being strong and virile and also being so utterly contemptuous of the frailties of others, I wouldn't give a damn. But he deserves to receive a bit of his own medicine. Not that he'll recognise it as such.


Your self worth should not be tied to how you drink a beverage.  Buy a nice straw.  I am sorry that you have this disability, but there are some pretty easily available technologies that can sort you out in terms of drinking water.

If this is the way you are trying to display to the general public of the USA when you are president of same, and you portray you are a robust septuagenarian after multiple instances of showing you are not, well then I think it was heavily rehearsed.

I am not sure that I am tired of this bullshiat, or the bullshiat is tired of me...I grow weary.
 
2020-06-21 6:52:23 AM  

Tomoko: [Fark user image image 680x488]


Y'know. The Turd of November.
 
2020-06-21 7:02:09 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.

I have it constantly now.

I'm in hospital, nothing serious, and in Denmark, so everything is free.

Anyway, when I drink glasses full of coke whilst in bed, it goes every where!

I won't use a straw unless the nurses  cheer at me  :/


I cheer you and Wademh when you drink water, perhaps tea as well ;-), have a coke from time to time.  Buy a nice straw, and own it along with your ability to use technology to overcome your disability.  It's not a smart phone but it is something we have figured out.

The issue with trump is, as has been said, that he denies his short comings.  I do not take issue with that until it is the leader of my country that takes that position.
 
2020-06-21 7:16:51 AM  
"What are standards?" - America, 2020
 
2020-06-21 7:22:11 AM  
It's so nice to see that at his age he's finally learned how to drink with one hand.

How many more years before he can set it back on the table when done?
 
2020-06-21 7:24:52 AM  
That looked rehearsed and was still done awkwardly.

Conservatives are irredeemable.

There will be no mercy.

Ruin them all.
 
2020-06-21 7:33:29 AM  
Well, the world is surely no longer laughing at us now.
 
2020-06-21 7:35:53 AM  

sirrerun: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

She's an attention whore.
Pelosi would never face a serious challenge from the right, so any Republican who runs against her is just grifting.
In Deanna's case, she sells books and "relationship advice."


Who would take relationship advice from a Trumper?  Three marriages and multiple mistresses? Dodging STDs? Paying off porn starlets? Clearly they've got healthy relationships all figured out.
 
2020-06-21 7:39:09 AM  

qorkfiend: vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.

My immediate reaction was "is that porn"


This is just after he's fixed the cable, but before he gets his "tip".
 
2020-06-21 7:46:33 AM  
That truly was an emperor's new clothes moment. If Twain had written satire of a future president holding that rally in the midst of this pandemic to explain that he could conquer a ramp and drink water and then be robustly cheered by doe eyed morons for sipping water it would have been funny.

The whole thing was a farking trip because all of that was arranged so we could watch the fundamentally broken mind of the leader of the nation. Cheered for sipping water while Rome burns. The entire event en toto was one of the saddest spectacles America has ever had to endure.
 
2020-06-21 7:58:05 AM  

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


Is she wearing a Sexy Pirate costume for that interview?
 
2020-06-21 7:59:12 AM  
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Keep up the good work!  practice makes perfect!
 
2020-06-21 8:00:55 AM  
Notice the pinkie finger supporting the glass...
 
2020-06-21 8:06:13 AM  

culebra: Look at this schmuck
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Ivanka's gonna have carpal tunnel by noon.
 
2020-06-21 8:18:42 AM  
Where'd they find a glass that small?

/I miss the days when we just assumed our President had basic self-feeding down pat
 
2020-06-21 8:25:47 AM  
Regarding Ms. Lorraine running for Pelosi's seat, the primary ended that possibility.
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2020-06-21 8:26:42 AM  
I thought this was snark at first.  Then I read her other tweets.

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2020-06-21 8:50:56 AM  
And then he tosses the half full cup to the side because who gives a fark about the peasant workers, and no way during his never ending speech he'll need another drink.
 
2020-06-21 8:54:17 AM  
What amazes me is they cheered it. Something a little kid is just assumed to be able to do...
 
2020-06-21 9:01:38 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


He would have really owned us if it had been a glass of milk
 
2020-06-21 9:14:43 AM  

scanman61: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

He would have really owned us if it had been a glass of milkshake

 
2020-06-21 9:18:01 AM  
Fark I am so tired already.

This lying c*nt will keep this going for months to come.
 
2020-06-21 9:18:23 AM  
"So manly!!!"

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2020-06-21 9:20:29 AM  
Oh wow, they genuinely consider this a win. What a rotten pack of feral morons.
 
2020-06-21 9:20:46 AM  
(I'm pretty sure I got hit in the head a few months ago and am in a coma. No way any of this is real.)
 
2020-06-21 9:22:16 AM  
Hey MAGAts, you do know now that Bunker B*tch, your president, has (barely) pulled off this stupid stunt without spilling water all over his thrift store novelty oversized suit that he will have to manage this every single time he takes a drink of anything in public ever again, right? That the next time he sippy cups a bottle or uses both of his tiny baby hands to awkwardly hold a diet coke while his puckered anus lips search desperately for the straw that everyone will see this for what it was, a frail and narcissistic old fool putting his fullest effort into hiding his frailty and only barely managing it without further embarrassment? You realize this, yes?
 
2020-06-21 9:34:20 AM  
And he still gingerly tips the glass to his mouth without tipping his head back at all. He ain't right, man.
 
2020-06-21 9:45:36 AM  

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


I would too

Hell I could have a 3 way with her and Lucille

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2020-06-21 9:54:07 AM  

Corn_Fed: Notice he can't empty the glass. THAT'S the issue, not that he can't take a quick sip. He needs the other hand to push the bottom up, if he wants to drain the glass.


This is the comment I was looking for. He can't get his arm up. That's why he threw the cup aside after a couple sips. I'm not sure he even got any on the last sip.T

Take a sip, toss the cup aside for some peon to have to clean up. Somehow this seems like a good metaphor for the Trump way.
 
2020-06-21 9:57:59 AM  
HA Ha.  Libs made trump practice drinking water.
 
2020-06-21 10:00:09 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: leviosaurus: I read a bit of her tweet history. She's one of those people who you think might actually be a parody account, like Betty Bowers, but it turns out she's serious.

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Looks like someone was out sick the day they learned about twenty.


When one of my kids was learning to count, he'd go "eighteen, nineteen, tenteen." It's cute on a kid, years later they still do it as a joke. It's not such a good look on a grown-ass adult.
 
2020-06-21 10:01:00 AM  
Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.
 
2020-06-21 10:05:49 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

Yesterday he tweeted he didn't suffer from Parkinson's.

Unless he is Andy Kaufman, he has the right age, then no.


So, I'm not the only one half expecting Trump to peel off the Scooby-Doo mask on the last day of his presidency and reveal that he's been Andy Kaufman all along?
 
2020-06-21 10:06:02 AM  

Circusdog320: Wow the fat f*ck can drink a glass of water can he walk down a ramp????


I'd pay good money to watch him try to do both at the same time.
 
2020-06-21 10:06:58 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


It's not just the dishonesty. It's also the hypocrisy. He not only has obvious physical problems that he won't admit to, he's unspeakably cruel towards what he deems weakness in the average person, let alone one with any sort of legitimate illness, special needs, etc (forgive me, I'm trying to put that respectfully and sensitively). If he wasn't such an a*hole, and he admitted that he has physical problems without blowing them off or trying to blame them on something/someone else, I would hope that no one would be mocking him. However, he just opens himself up to it and makes it so easy.
 
2020-06-21 10:09:49 AM  

wademh: On occasion, I have trouble holding a glass up and drinking with one hand.

It's related to some spinal problems, degraded disks and pinched nerves. It isn't entirely predictable, it tends to improve if I use my inversion table and stretch out. However, some days lifting my arms and doing things is problematic.

It's quite the indignity. My younger self would probably have told someone like my current self to just end it all. My younger self was actually a robust athlete. Nevertheless, despite the indignity of it all, I'm not afraid to admit to who and what I am.

The thing that bothers me the most about someone like Trump is the denial: the fundamental dishonesty.


We wouldn't make fun of trump's disability if he hadn't made fun of that reporters disability, and if he weren't such a  wannabe strong man.
 
2020-06-21 10:18:42 AM  
But did he hold his urine while he was on the changing table or did he spray Mike Pence and laugh?
 
2020-06-21 10:49:42 AM  
Here's the "presidential" behavior I was to see: When he loses the election, he makes a polite concession speech, cooperates with Biden on the transition, and leaves in an orderly fashion.

Yeah, that's like expecting to find the Easter Bunny in your living room on Christmas Eve because Santa is under the weather.
 
2020-06-21 10:50:26 AM  

Ken S.: Is it just me or has the right lowered their standards for what impresses them in a President? I mean I can't remember the last time someone who isn't a toddler drinking a glass of water one handed merited a standing ovation.


From what I understand, he's woken up with a dry pull-up two nights in a row now.
 
2020-06-21 10:56:24 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

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They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Just remember though, she's a FORMER candidate. She got 14% of the Republican vote and 1% of the overall vote in the March primary. Republicans combined for 160 more votes than Pelosi's challenger did, and he got 15% of the Democratic vote. As usual, their mouths are bigger than their draw ever will be.
 
2020-06-21 11:08:51 AM  
I am little late to the party but.

I had a "termprary" nuerological disorder that destroyed my right shoulder musicle, like i lost 65% of it an my bicep looked like a noodle.

I have gained the majority of it back but for awhile if I wanted to drink something with my right arm, it would be tow handed.

With a year of physicial therapy under my belt I can drink with my right arm.

However, watch Trump's arm when hit nears his face.  He cannot quite make it up using it normally, he rolls his shoulder and hitches his back.

That is what I had to teach myself to do, and someone taught him that.

Something is wrong with his arm.  Which is why he tossed the glass.
 
2020-06-21 11:16:24 AM  
I hate to be the one to tell you this but the metric for GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. isn't "can drink water"
 
2020-06-21 11:17:23 AM  

hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:

Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?


I don't know is this works or not, but this thread is amusing.
 
2020-06-21 11:20:43 AM  

Skleenar: hotrod2001: Original: Original Tweet:

Seriously, who's farther up Trump's ass? DeAnna Loraine or Errol Webber?

I don't know is this works or not, but this thread is amusing.


Dang.  It cut off Errol's comment about the joke being on the libs.
 
2020-06-21 11:25:30 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


More likely they have only been listening to each other about what "the libz" are upset about, now they are just bragging to each other while we are all laughing.
 
2020-06-21 11:27:25 AM  
What was that about the tyranny of low expectations?
 
2020-06-21 11:48:48 AM  

Animatronik: Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.


PFFFFFT.

This desperate handwaving has been brought to you by the guy who said "Not voting for Biden unless he chooses a good moderate running mate, which seems unlikely."

But keep trying to pretend that "drinking water" is some Herculean task that Trump NAILED while libby-libs cried in frustration. I promise you that it isn't changing anyone's opinion about your intellect.
 
2020-06-21 11:58:04 AM  

gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.


Oh man, imagine if they heard he could wipe his own ass.

If.
 
2020-06-21 12:27:50 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Megathuma: gunga galunga: Megathuma: I wonder how many hours of practice went into that. I imagine a room filled with his hangers-on, humbly offering tips and applauding enthusiastically every time he *almost* gets it correct.

They knew to dangle a carrot. They promised him that if he pulled it off when he went live, he would be getting three scoops of ice cream.

I wanted to respond with some sort of clever "three scoops trump" picture. Then I discovered pics of supporters awarding him three scoops for various "accomplishments," like the one below (thanking him for pulling out of the Paris Accords). Now I'm just going to go drink and binge old episodes of Psych or something until I'm not thinking of Trump anymore.

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I rewatched Buffy. Then for some reason started angel.


Amy Acker is the usual reason.
 
2020-06-21 12:39:48 PM  

Corn_Fed: Oh, and I'll enjoy watching Nancy Pelosi absolutely slaughter this rightwing batshiat wacko on Election Day.


Oh, Deanna isn't interested in winning. She just wants to end up on election day with leftover money in her campaign fund like Tulsi did.
 
2020-06-21 1:48:19 PM  

culebra: Look at this schmuck
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The pilot has that "what am I doing with my life" look going on
 
2020-06-21 1:50:38 PM  

vernonFL: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I'd hit it.


*shrugs* Yeah me too...but a ball gag would be needed to not hear her blather
 
2020-06-21 2:00:50 PM  

Boo_Guy: Kinda wish twitter didn't want my phone number to sign up so I could go post this,
[Fark user image 500x262]

And this
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^4 different pics of him not able to drink properly in a single meme, this isn't a one a time thing from being tired from saluting people all day


Top left and middle are the same event, maybe two different sips though, I don't know.
 
2020-06-21 2:01:12 PM  

gunga galunga: Now I know how my parents felt when they watched the moon landing.


Or Clinton eat a hamburger...
 
2020-06-21 2:15:56 PM  

Animatronik: Can he drink from a glass while walking downhill and wearing a MAGA hat?

I'll believe it when I see it.  And can Biden recite the first three lines of the Gettysburg address without a teleprompter, mistake-free?

Save the critique for the debates.


Well it's good you're not holding the two candidates to vastly different standards 🙄
 
2020-06-21 2:24:12 PM  

rummonkey: gunga galunga: TWX: GardenWeasel: Please tell me this is satire.

*goes back and rereads*

DeAnna Lorraine is a Republican candidate running against Nancy Pelosi.

So, I'm not sure.

To remove any doubt.

[Fark user image image 602x451]

They're serious.

They honestly believed Trump drinking a glass of water with one hand owned the libs.

More likely they have only been listening to each other about what "the libz" are upset about, now they are just bragging to each other while we are all laughing.


Sad Brag
 
2020-06-21 3:09:44 PM  

Graffito: We wouldn't make fun of trump's disability if he hadn't made fun of that reporters disability, and if he weren't such a wannabe strong man.


Even FDR made "cripple" (no we don't use that word but he did) jokes at parties and gatherings... even made one on the floor of congress. He knew his limits and disabilities and didn't try to lie or hide them to project an image, and certainly didn't make fun of others.
 
2020-06-21 3:15:34 PM  
So now can he set a glass of water down with one hand without spilling it?
 
2020-06-21 3:31:14 PM  
I thought nuclear power and the integrated circuit were pretty high on human accomplishments but this and sweat pants sit ON THE TOP OF MOUNT POSSIBLE. THE EPITOME OF MINOR MOTOR SKILL MASTERY.
 
2020-06-21 4:09:21 PM  
"Old man drinks water without farking it up."

Wow. Yeah, that's quite an accomplishment. Congrats, Republicans. I thought Reagan and Bush 2 were unworthy but this one makes them look like Disraeli or Lincoln by comparison.
 
2020-06-21 6:44:09 PM  
But can he do it left handed?
 
2020-06-21 8:11:19 PM  

BeerBear: GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER?

BS! Worst one ever!!!


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2020-06-22 12:16:04 AM  

Nidiot: That's it. Everyone needs to do a youtube video, or tic tok, or whatever, of themselves drinking a glass of water with one hand. Every instawhore, influencer and celebrity from the a-list to the z-list should do this. Flood media with clips of people drinking water from a glass using one hand. Because apparently Trumpers think this is a special ability only a true POTUS can do, as opposed to it being an act so simple that you should be embarrassed when your President can't do it.



Actually, everybody should start using two hands to drink water because that's what you do when your presidential.
 
2020-06-22 5:29:11 AM  

Catlenfell: Meanwhile, the last president played basketball.


Not only that, he knew he wasn't that good and encouraged the secret service guys he played with a lot to not cut him any slack.
 
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